Suspicious-Teach8788
Lifer
- Feb 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
OMFG the airbags deployed!
BAN!
Originally posted by: JoeKing
OMFG the airbags deployed!
Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: JoeKing
OMFG the airbags deployed!
BAN!
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description
maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby
Do you actually wear those in public? I looked at those and that other US based non-existant bikini website and there's noway my wife would ever wear something that tiny/revealing in public.
the one he got me from ALS Bikini, was almost sheer, that was kept to our backyard pool and secluded beaches in hawaii.
the one he just got me is a bandeau top and surf shorts (otherwise known as brazilian shorts) not that revealing at all. plus, it is matte lycra so not so see thru when dry.
nsfw example
Love those sorts. Not a fan of the other 3 pieces though.
Koing
Originally posted by: SoftwareEng
you people are sad little geeks.
i'm going home and gettin' some.
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description
maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
roflmao.
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description
maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby
you shop for swimsuits in november?
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
roflmao.
I tried to flirt my way out of it, but it didn't work so well.
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description
maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?
i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby
you shop for swimsuits in november?
we are going on a cruise in a month.
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.
Owned indeed.
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.
Owned indeed.
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.
Owned indeed.
Why didn't she bust the bar owner or bartender? He/She served you alcohol to start with.
Originally posted by: pnad
Something similar happened to me once.
I was in a one-on-one meeting with a manager (not mine).
Not a very attractive woman - maybe 4.5/10.
Body of a typical upper 40's career lady.
This day she was wearing a somewhat man-ish button shirt. As she twisted to the side to look something up she presented me with a nice cleavage profile. A gap opened in between the buttons and I caught a nice view. Lacey white bra against surprisingly nice smooth skin. My eyes locked on target for maximum stare. She stopped talking and broke my trance. BUSTED. She didn't say anything but immediately crossed her arms and hunched over a bit like to cover herself. Shoot, dbl busted. Now I was worried. She is a tad uptight and totally the type to call HR on my dirty boob staring ass. Then, something odd happened. She started to change her posture. She sat up straight up, uncrossed her arms and even pulled her shoulders back a bit. WTF? Total relief came when she actually did the same twist and gave me the view again! Of course I stared down at my notepad just in case this was a clever trap. It was like at first she was embarrassed/insulted but then she thought, "whoa, this young guy is checking me out!"
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.