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Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: blazerazor
PICS NOW damit!

boobs.jpg

OMFG the airbags deployed!

BAN!

ROFLMAO. This is just what I needed.

We had a business lunch meeting with one of our directors who flew in from France. My boss, his boss, and the rest of my group were there. This women was a knock out. Mid 30's and she's likely worth millions. She had this beautiful French accent and she knew how to dress herself to say the least. I was caught staring and my boss sitting next to me whispers my name to get my attention. My boss knew she was a knock out as well so he was just cracking a joke.

Just one of those moments.
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby

Do you actually wear those in public? I looked at those and that other US based non-existant bikini website and there's noway my wife would ever wear something that tiny/revealing in public.


the one he got me from ALS Bikini, was almost sheer, that was kept to our backyard pool and secluded beaches in hawaii.
the one he just got me is a bandeau top and surf shorts (otherwise known as brazilian shorts) not that revealing at all. plus, it is matte lycra so not so see thru when dry.
nsfw example

Love those sorts. Not a fan of the other 3 pieces though.

Koing

There are only two pieces
 

pnad

Senior member
May 23, 2006
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Something similar happened to me once.

I was in a one-on-one meeting with a manager (not mine).
Not a very attractive woman - maybe 4.5/10.
Body of a typical upper 40's career lady.

This day she was wearing a somewhat man-ish button shirt. As she twisted to the side to look something up she presented me with a nice cleavage profile. A gap opened in between the buttons and I caught a nice view. Lacey white bra against surprisingly nice smooth skin. My eyes locked on target for maximum stare. She stopped talking and broke my trance. BUSTED. She didn't say anything but immediately crossed her arms and hunched over a bit like to cover herself. Shoot, dbl busted. Now I was worried. She is a tad uptight and totally the type to call HR on my dirty boob staring ass. Then, something odd happened. She started to change her posture. She sat up straight up, uncrossed her arms and even pulled her shoulders back a bit. WTF? Total relief came when she actually did the same twist and gave me the view again! Of course I stared down at my notepad just in case this was a clever trap. It was like at first she was embarrassed/insulted but then she thought, "whoa, this young guy is checking me out!"

 

ElMonoDelMar

Golden Member
Apr 29, 2004
1,163
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I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: SoftwareEng
you people are sad little geeks.

i'm going home and gettin' some.

what do you do when you're hand says no? go to the other hand?
 

JS80

Lifer
Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby

you shop for swimsuits in november?
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.

roflmao.
 

ElMonoDelMar

Golden Member
Apr 29, 2004
1,163
338
136
Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.

roflmao.

I tried to flirt my way out of it, but it didn't work so well.
 
L

Lola

Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby

you shop for swimsuits in november?

we are going on a cruise in a month.
 

Sukhoi

Elite Member
Dec 5, 1999
15,332
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.

roflmao.

I tried to flirt my way out of it, but it didn't work so well.

<Nelson>Ha ha!</Nelson>
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.

ROFL!
0wn3d!
 

JS80

Lifer
Oct 24, 2005
26,271
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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
nice description

maybe you can perform a dramatization for us?

i could. i could do even better since the mail came today and i got a new WW swimsuit from my hubby

you shop for swimsuits in november?

we are going on a cruise in a month.

luckyyyyyyyyyyy
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.

lmfao...pwnt
 

ElMonoDelMar

Golden Member
Apr 29, 2004
1,163
338
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I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.

Owned indeed.
 

Sukhoi

Elite Member
Dec 5, 1999
15,332
95
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.

Owned indeed.

You really shouldn't drink if you're underaged. It might lead to having too much fun in college. :Q
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.

Owned indeed.

Why didn't she bust the bar owner or bartender? He/She served you alcohol to start with.
 

ElMonoDelMar

Golden Member
Apr 29, 2004
1,163
338
136
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I really think that if I wouldn't have been staring at her boobage, I don't think she would have asked for my ID.

Owned indeed.

Why didn't she bust the bar owner or bartender? He/She served you alcohol to start with.

Because I bought some wristbands at a costume shop indicating that I was 21. Oh and bar entry age is only 19 where I live so they didn't do anything wrong by letting me in.
 

yowolabi

Diamond Member
Jun 29, 2001
4,183
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Originally posted by: pnad
Something similar happened to me once.

I was in a one-on-one meeting with a manager (not mine).
Not a very attractive woman - maybe 4.5/10.
Body of a typical upper 40's career lady.

This day she was wearing a somewhat man-ish button shirt. As she twisted to the side to look something up she presented me with a nice cleavage profile. A gap opened in between the buttons and I caught a nice view. Lacey white bra against surprisingly nice smooth skin. My eyes locked on target for maximum stare. She stopped talking and broke my trance. BUSTED. She didn't say anything but immediately crossed her arms and hunched over a bit like to cover herself. Shoot, dbl busted. Now I was worried. She is a tad uptight and totally the type to call HR on my dirty boob staring ass. Then, something odd happened. She started to change her posture. She sat up straight up, uncrossed her arms and even pulled her shoulders back a bit. WTF? Total relief came when she actually did the same twist and gave me the view again! Of course I stared down at my notepad just in case this was a clever trap. It was like at first she was embarrassed/insulted but then she thought, "whoa, this young guy is checking me out!"

Awesome post. I can just imagine you staring at your notepad wondering if she's trying to set you up.
 

bamacre

Lifer
Jul 1, 2004
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Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
I was checking out a chicks boobs at a bar last weekend. I think she saw me gawking because as it turns out she was a cop. She wrote me a ticket for under age drinking.


PWNED! :laugh:
 
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