My 5 year old kid just......

[mellondust]

:disgust:My 5 year old son is sick and is taking a long nap in our bed this evening(he went and got in him self and went to sleep). I'm thinking all is fine, he is asleep in a nice quiet place so we can continue on with the evening and not desturb him.

My wife goes in to go to bed and move him and finds him in the bed with no freaking pants or underwear on and he has crapped and peed all over in our bed! What the #@#*!!!!! So after my wife and I are done freaking out I give him a bath and take him into the living room while we clean up.

Then I hear him starting to barf and I run out there just as he is starting. I'm looking for something to catch it in becuase I don't want barf on the floor. All I can find is the robe he is wearing, but after about 2 seconds I realize it's not going to catch it. I pick him up and start running down the hall for the bathroom becuase he hasn't really started chucking it up yet so there is still a chance. Half way down the hall he hurls the rest out in a big streak down the hallway.

So at end of the night I have a barfed up hallway and a peed and crapped in bed. So now I'm online looking at how much steam cleaners cost so I can sanitize our house. I guess we'll be sleeping on the floor.

If it happened to someone else I think I would think the whole thing was pretty funny.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Well it didn't happen to me, so I laughed.

 

[dc]

ouch. my condolences.

 

[godmare]

poor kid

 

[webcammie]

is your son sick? =(

I hope he feels better, poor baby.

 

[her209]

Reason #2109 not to have kids.

 

[happybelly]

I admit I laughed. Sorry you went through all of that though, I kind of know how it feels.

 

[rmrf]

LMAO!!

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: mellondust

If it happened to someone else I think I would think the whole think was pretty funny.

QFT because it's hilarious. 10/10. But yeah, man, I hope your kid feels better man. Seriously. And I'm sure itll be something you can bring up infront of his future girlfriends for payback. Ya know?

 

[pyonir]

LOL

 

[dugweb]

oh man, that sucks!

I love kids and would like one of my own someday, except events like you just described scare me

 

[silverpig]

Haha, someday you can tell this story at his wedding and it'll all be worth it.

 

[JasonSix78]

The joys of being a parent. Hope tomorrow is barf, pee, and poop free for ya.

-Jason

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: dc
ouch. my condolences.

wow, you, your kid and wife had quite the night

 

[Crusty]

This is the story you tell his first gf that he brings home

 

[kogase]

My kids will be sleeping out in the yard when they get sick. What more of an incentive to avoid getting sick?

 

[Eli]

Dear lord, I'm glad we don't have kids.

lol

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Crusty
This is the story you tell his first gf that he brings home

and don't forget the embarassing pics

 

[upsciLLion]

lmfao.

The subtle joys of parenthood.

Best of luck getting that cleaned up.

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Crusty
This is the story you tell his first gf that he brings home

and don't forget the embarassing pics

would he want to even take pics of that mess? worst / most digusting shaming ever

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: Crusty
This is the story you tell his first gf that he brings home

 

[Subterranean Homesick Alien]

When my son was five he would sometimes wake up in the night and have to go potty, but he wouldn't be awake all the way so he was essentially sleepwalking. One night I'm in the livingroom watching Conan and he walks up to me doing this funny little dance. I asked him if he needed to go potty and he says yes. I say well lets go into the bathroom. As I'm getting up off the couch, he turns and walks about four feet away then whips it out and starts peeing on the floor!

Another time he did the same thing again, only this time he peed in a wagon full of toys!

 

[kindest]

so glad i dont have kids...hope he feels better.

 

[MBentz]

I am only 18, and usually would find this stuff kind of funny. Tonight I can honestly say I feel bad for ya.

:beer:

 

[CKent]

If it happened to someone else I think I would think the whole thing was pretty funny.

:laugh: