My 5 year old kid just......

[PingSpike]

LOL. Sorry, I laughed at the part where he some how pissed and crapped in your bed. That sucks.

 

[shelaby]

HAHA, yea sorry, but that is too funny

 

[Feldenak]

One more reason not to have kids.


Hope he feels better though.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

wth? he crapped in his sleep? he must be really sick.


hope you both get to feeling better soon

:beer:

 

[Torched]

bird flu

 

[Quixfire]

I have three kids and have been there more times than I can remember.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

:roll:

although, you'd most likely be a sh!tty parent, so let's change the response to "reason #2109 for YOU not to have kids"

 

[salt9876]

wow wat a mess LOL sucks to be you

 

[RU482]

wow, some things are better not said on AT

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Reason #2109 not to have kids.

ummm... no, Reason #10,001 to have hardwood floors! Hope he is feeling better!

 

[Abe Froman]

I feel horrible for that kid, and you. I have seen it happen to adults, (sans the naked part). But I have seen people so sick that in their sleep it just came out...horrible mess. They were so sick, I have had to help them clean up.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

:roll:

although, you'd most likely be a sh!tty parent, so let's change the response to "reason #2109 for YOU not to have kids"

Hey now, that type of mentality makes for great commericals

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

 

[mercanucaribe]

At least he knew not to ****** where he sleeps.

 

[Toasthead]

eeeeiw

 

[Krazy4Real]

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: mellondust
:disgust:My 5 year old son is sick and is taking a long nap in our bed this evening(he went and got in him self and went to sleep). I'm thinking all is fine, he is asleep in a nice quiet place so we can continue on with the evening and not desturb him.

My wife goes in to go to bed and move him and finds him in the bed with no freaking pants or underwear on and he has crapped and peed all over in our bed! What the #@#*!!!!! So after my wife and I are done freaking out I give him a bath and take him into the living room while we clean up.

Then I hear him starting to barf and I run out there just as he is starting. I'm looking for something to catch it in becuase I don't want barf on the floor. All I can find is the robe he is wearing, but after about 2 seconds I realize it's not going to catch it. I pick him up and start running down the hall for the bathroom becuase he hasn't really started chucking it up yet so there is still a chance. Half way down the hall he hurls the rest out in a big streak down the hallway.

So at end of the night I have a barfed up hallway and a peed and crapped in bed. So now I'm online looking at how much steam cleaners cost so I can sanitize our house. I guess we'll be sleeping on the floor.

If it happened to someone else I think I would think the whole thing was pretty funny.

If my kid was in pain like that, I don't think I'd be tearing around the house with him.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

thats a lot of reasons!

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

Child-free people say this, but how many parents have you heard say "man, my kid just puked his guts on our floor... I wish we never had him/her".

Dealing with the occassional digestive mishap is a small price to pay for the lessons a child can teach you .

 

[OOBradm]

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

From an exegetical point of view the meaning of major elements drives us to consider excessive use of the 19th century frameworks.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: her209
Reason #2109 not to have kids.

From an exegetical point of view the meaning of major elements drives us to consider excessive use of the 19th century frameworks.

Somebody got a thesaurus for their birthday.

 

[Aharami]

sorry to hear that...hope your kid's ok man

 

[Rufio]

what did he eat!?

 

[imported_Reck]

nm

 

[zebano]

Originally posted by: Subterranean Homesick Alien
When my son was five he would sometimes wake up in the night and have to go potty, but he wouldn't be awake all the way so he was essentially sleepwalking. One night I'm in the livingroom watching Conan and he walks up to me doing this funny little dance. I asked him if he needed to go potty and he says yes. I say well lets go into the bathroom. As I'm getting up off the couch, he turns and walks about four feet away then whips it out and starts peeing on the floor!

Another time he did the same thing again, only this time he peed in a wagon full of toys!

My brother used to do that. My parents tried to keep us from finding out, but one night instead of going into the bathroom he peed down the cold air retun just outside it. Another night he walked into my room (I was awake reading) and I asked what he was doing, "going to the bathroom" he replied. You know this isn't the bathroom I asked, "... yeah" he said as he starts to lower his pants. I shouted "WHOH" and jumped out of bed (top of a bunk, so yes jump) and pushed him out. He then walked to the closet at the end of the hall where my parents keep clothes they havn't worn in 20 years pulled down his pants and took a leak. I just laughed, closed my door and went back to reading.