My boobs hurt!

[compuwiz1]

I'm an obese male and lately I've been noticing my areolas are growing larger and there are some very sensitive places all around them. So, the question I have, is do I need to quit lunching at Taco Bell and Burger King every day.......think it will help?

I'm considering a complete Bacon diet.

Oh, and I still cook my french frys in lard.

Any feedback is much aprec.

~ Lard Ass

 

[silverpig]

Did someone leave their account logged in while they went to the crapper?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

:camera;

 

[Vapid Cabal]

Great! Bacon is good for you, and while I do not advocate eating white potatoes, I do support your decision to use lard to fry said potatoes

 

[leper84]

Maybe a little sunlight wouldn't hurt either?

 

[DaTT]

What? What? In the butt?

 

[Skitzer]

Pregnancy test FTW

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

hahahaha... awesome

 

[JTsyo]

Just express out some milk. It's probably just too full.

 

[rh71]

Just express out some milk. It's probably just too full.

the more you do that, the more your brain sends a signal to produce more milk.

 

[highland145]

Well, obviously, it's an un diagnosed chemical imbalance in your brain. Time to get on disability.

Like this. NSFanyone.

 

[mmntech]

Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

Serious answer, go to the doctor and get your estrogen levels tested. Might be a glandular issue. Even certain food products that contain estrogen or estrogen-like chemicals can cause it in some men. Soy based protein is one. Getting a little exercise probably wouldn't hurt either.

 

[nehalem256]

Are you getting hungry in the middle of the night and sleep-chewing on your nipples?

 

[SP33Demon]

Time to cut out alcohol and soy from the diet. Mantits FTL.

 

[darkewaffle]

Check yourself for breasticular cancer.

 

[Jaskalas]

Yeah, see a doctor and get your hormone levels checked. Could be a symptom of a much larger problem.

 

[lozina]

deep fried twinkie every morning should do the trick

 

[SunnyD]

Better call Saul! And stop taking the risperdal... STAT!

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I'm an obese male and lately I've been noticing my areolas are growing larger and there are some very sensitive places all around them. So, the question I have, is do I need to quit lunching at Taco Bell and Burger King every day.......think it will help?

I'm considering a complete Bacon diet.

Oh, and I still cook my french frys in lard.

Any feedback is much aprec.

~ Lard Ass

Aside from sending your sodium levels through the roof, a 100% bacon diet would probably make you lose weight, as long as you weren't drinking any carbs either.