I "prefer" crapping at home, however, since i need some plumbing work done, I will not hold it just to get home if there is a good alternative option available.
Every crap I don't do at home is a little less strain on my home pipes.
MotionMan
when you gotta go, you gotta go. It's not healthly to wait. that being said, I very much dislike using any other facility that my own :\
Here's the thing...everyone loves the handicap stall.
You walk in, and you are the king of the latrine. You are instantly gratified with the fact that the stall is already larger than other stalls, leaving you more room to feel comfortable. The stall is equipped with an extra handrail for those real tough turds. Sometimes, if you're lucky, the handicap stalls will flush themselves...
And, because of these reasons, more and more people use the handicap stall than any other stall, and, is more likely to be stuffed full of rank feces and toilet paper.
I remember when I was squeemish about toilets. I went to cub scout camp one year and didn't shit for five days because I was grossed out by the latrines.
The next year I tried to do the same thing, but I didn't make it. I remember running for the latrine, and when I was about 300 feet away I couldn't hold it anymore, I had to run into the woods and squat, then waddle around looking for leaves.
I decided right then and there that I would stop avoiding bathrooms. Now I can go pretty much anywhere. Even if the toilet is a bit sketchy, I just wipe it down. My skin will keep the germs out.
When I was a camp counsellor, a few of the kids from my cabin (10-12 years old) came to me to complain that one of their cabinmate's smelled like, well, shit.
Later that day I got near the kid and, yeah, he smelled like shit.
Myself and my co-counsellor excused ourselves from the activity and went to the cabin to snoop around. This session had been at camp for 8 days. By following our noses, we found 8 craps at the bottom of his sleeping bag.
So, we pulled the kid out of the activity and went back to the cabin to talk about the situation. Turned out that, not only had he been crapping in his sleeping bag, he had not been showering at all (For 8 days while sleeping with shit in his bag!).
He found the toilet facilities disgusting, so he would not use the crapper, and he did not like the communal (single-sexed) shower.
We dumped his bag out in the woods and threw it in the staff washing machine with a double-dose of soap. We also took him to a staff shower (stalls) and had him shower, twice.
From then on, we had him use the toilet in the staff building once a day and had him use a staff shower (during his "free" time) every other day (or he was to use soap in the pool shower with one of us observing it occurring).
He was otherwise a nice and normal kid.
MotionMan
Did you make sure to spread the word that he was shitting in sleeping bag to the other kids?
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By following our noses, we found 8 craps at the bottom of his sleeping bag.
This leaves more questions than answers:
Who actually counted each individual load?
How could you distinguish one really large crap that the sphnicter sliced, from two small ones?
How could someone take 8 solid craps after eating camp food for a week? If it was me, it would look like a brownie shake.
i like my own better. :sneaky:
but it's not a fear of strange toilets that makes me utilize my own throne. it's just that i can.
I knew so many people who did that at my last job...pretty sure he would go in there for 30-45 minutes just surfing/playing games. Hell, I did it when I worked my first internship...I would go into the stall just to listen to a few tracks off of 10,000 Days.
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MotionMan
D: That is the most disgusting thing I've become aware of in the past 6 months, at least D: D:
Funny, because I'm exactly the same way...haha!I read somewhere that the cleanest stall is invariably the first one and the dirtiest is invariably the handicapped.
I always go for the first stall (they also seem to have less graffiti, IMO).
MotionMan
Oh c'mon Boomer don't be a pussy...if I were to guess I'd say you're a pretty tough type...you aren't going to let a little shit scare yaYouse guys need to work on a construction job for a while. Those fucking porta-potties get pretty nasty...especially when the company doesn't have enough of them for the size of the crew...and doesn't have them cleaned nearly often enough.
Just taking a piss in one can make you gag...
You learn pretty fast to shit at home...and avoid the crappers.
Oh c'mon Boomer don't be a pussy...if I were to guess I'd say you're a pretty tough type...you aren't going to let a little shit scare ya
Do you think that people generally take recreational craps?
Ahh yup...they generally do. At our job, we have a few habitual shitters. It's like clockwork, they bring in their newspaper and everything, every day. It's disgusting.
Ahh yup...they generally do. At our job, we have a few habitual shitters. It's like clockwork, they bring in their newspaper and everything, every day. It's disgusting.
You think it is recreational because they do it at the same time every day and read the newspaper?
MotionMan
IMO, if you can't control the timing on your shits, and it is necessary to shit at work each day...go see a doctor. No one wants to smell your eliminations each day. Our bathrooms are disgusting to take a piss in because people are constantly shitting and stinking the place up.
I sympathize with him there. I get pissed just thinking about the fact that communal showers exist.... and he did not like the communal (single-sexed) shower.
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People with sleep disorders (undiagnosed or otherwise) might.Who the hell takes naps in the bathroom....