my bathroom breaks are discusses weekly.
"Last week you used 11 breaks for 28 minutes. How can we get those numbers down?"
"Put a funnel at my desk?"
i couldnt tolerate a job that bugged the bejesus hell out of me like that.
my bathroom breaks are discusses weekly.
"Last week you used 11 breaks for 28 minutes. How can we get those numbers down?"
"Put a funnel at my desk?"
good gawd. can't people wait to shit at home? i have no problem doing that.
People use anything they can to waste time it seems and then at the end of the day wonder why they don't get things done.
An old office of mine allowed me to view our lobby, a lunch area and outside smoking area.
Some fuckers literally got there about 1 min before getting dinged for 9:15 instead of 9:00am, went and made coffee/talked for 30 mins. Went outside and smoked...came back in and did coffee...went to the restroom...made another coffee and went out and smoked again.
Sometime around 10:30-11am they went upstairs, which is about the time I take my lunch usually. a little prior to noon they were back down and out to lunch until just past 1am and clocking in. More coffee, go out for another cigaratte, usually a LONG restroom break with a book and get another cup and head upstairs sometime close to 1:30-2pm. Then about every hour downstairs for a 15min cigarette social break until one last final one where they just watched the clock until 4:52pm to clock out at 5.
They probably ended up working 3 hours in any given day.
Sounds like 90% of my co-workers. They come in between 8:00 and 8:10, then hang out in the break room and have "breakfast" and/or fix coffee for 15 minutes. They probably start working around 9, then take a 10 min smoke break every hour. For lunch they usually go 15-20 minutes over time, and then stop working around 4:30. They usually leave at around 4:55.
And the boss loves them. Hates me, though.
Sounds like 90% of my co-workers. They come in between 8:00 and 8:10, then hang out in the break room and have "breakfast" and/or fix coffee for 15 minutes. They probably start working around 9, then take a 10 min smoke break every hour. For lunch they usually go 15-20 minutes over time, and then stop working around 4:30. They usually leave at around 4:55.
And the boss loves them. Hates me, though.
That's how I justify a long bathroom break if it's needed. I don't stand outside 30-45 minutes every day smoking and gossipping..
I forgot to mention coffee breaks. Those are usually 5 minutes, every hour, as well. I've never seen people so dependent on coffee before. Fuck, just get some sleep. It's not that goddamn hard to stay awake. I could understand one cup in the morning as a pick me up, but they're just ridiculous.
I've never understood this either...old boss of mine chugged coffee like it was going out of style. Sure, I like a cup of coffee in the morning, especially Saturday and Sundays when I'm hungover...but, why do they have to chug coffee all day? Like you said...get some damn sleep.I forgot to mention coffee breaks. Those are usually 5 minutes, every hour, as well. I've never seen people so dependent on coffee before. Fuck, just get some sleep. It's not that goddamn hard to stay awake. I could understand one cup in the morning as a pick me up, but they're just ridiculous.
Can they not drink coffee at their desks?
Sounds like 90% of my co-workers. They come in between 8:00 and 8:10, then hang out in the break room and have "breakfast" and/or fix coffee for 15 minutes. They probably start working around 9, then take a 10 min smoke break every hour. For lunch they usually go 15-20 minutes over time, and then stop working around 4:30. They usually leave at around 4:55.
And the boss loves them. Hates me, though.
I forgot to mention coffee breaks. Those are usually 5 minutes, every hour, as well. I've never seen people so dependent on coffee before. Fuck, just get some sleep. It's not that goddamn hard to stay awake. I could understand one cup in the morning as a pick me up, but they're just ridiculous.
smokers used to make me rage in my old department.
because it's not bad enough that they have to take a 15 minute break every 1-2 hours, but they also have to take the breaks in a giant group (causing them to spend even more time on their break as they stand around shooting the shit)... meanwhile, I'd be the only person left on duty to respond to every single phone call.
I've never timed it. I hit and run. Open browser, post, close browser. Hour later, same thing. Probably less than 20-30 minutes a day while at work. And I still out perform everyone I work with. But I get there 1.5 hours before they do so it's quiet and there are less distractions at 6 AM.How much time do you spend on AT a day while at work?
the boss was a smoker and was a major hypocrite about the whole thing. he'd spend 4 hours every day outside smoking and another 4 hours inside surfing car forums at his desk, but he'd give you nonstop shit if he caught anyone other than his smoking buddies slacking off.1. Buy candy cigarettes at 7-11;
2. Join the smokers on every break;
3. ...
4. Profit.
MotionMan
I could see ex military being strict about time. But if I read the OP correctly, the boss seems to only be concerned with his time.
I am ex military. I expect people to be on time. I expect them to do their job. I expect them to do what they say they are going to do.
But, if they take 20 minute bathroom breaks 4 times a day, I don't care as long as they are on time and finishing their work on time.
EDIT
BTW, if you are timing me, I am off today. I have so much vacation and furlough time saved up I could take about 4 months off, paid. I've been thinking about taking every Friday off.
good gawd. can't people wait to shit at home? i have no problem doing that.
And if there is something about your restrooms that they cannot handle people using them for their intended purpose, you may wish to discuss it with the management, no?
So I'm assuming your shit doesn't stink based on this comment? After people crap (in every bathroom I have been to anyhow) it tends to smell like crap.
If you want to sit on some Mexican's shit on the seat...be my guest...I'll pass.