My boss won't let me use the air freshener

[rasholianmon]

pwn, indeed!!!

 

[acemcmac]

now my boss is mad at me

he's out of air freshener and the draft carried my atomic ass back in from the sales office into our office

omg its smells

im fashioning a gas mask out of a wet rag and rubber bands as we speak!!!!

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
The only solution is full-on chemical warfare. I suggest a steady diet of nothing but Taco Bell for the next week or two. That should teach him the error of his ways, and correct his insolence.

Throw in a few bowls of Go-Lean Crunch cereal and a few barbecue burritos from Safeway if you really want to be offensive.

Mmmm Go-Lean Crunch is teh tasty.

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
now my boss is mad at me

he's out of air freshener and the draft carried my atomic ass back in from the sales office into our office

omg its smells

im fashioning a gas mask out of a wet rag and rubber bands as we speak!!!!

omg you have a funny problem..

For some reason, this reminds me of a piano lesson I had when I was 12 or so. The teacher just had some kind of butt surgery and she had a ton of gas. She was letting them out quietly like I wouldn't be able to hear it. But, the places really started to smell like ass and I knew sure as hell it wasn't me... and pretty soon, I had to excuse myself for a bit, went outside, and breathed in some fresh air.

 

[Stark]

and my thread gets locked...

 

[purbeast0]

dude wtf is wrong with you? why do your farts linger around for hours ?!?!?

 

[TerryMathews]

Originally posted by: Stark
and my thread gets locked...

The neffing is very strong with this thread.

 

[torpid]

Try some charcoal pills, for the love of god. Or the charcoal filtered underwear.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Fart pillow is your friend.

 

[rasholianmon]

in before lock

 

[imported_Karma]

sprouts, sprouts or cabbage'll sort 'em... sort 'em good

 

[squirrel dog]

Why complain,"He who shall be smelt?"

 

[Specabecca]

Hahahahhha.. Just be glad it's your own stink!

My office is directly opposite the only private stall in the building. Everyone comes here when they've saved up something especially nasty and can't face using the communinal toilets for fear of being embarrassed in front of co-workers. That or knocking them over with their horrendous bodily functions, I'm not sure.

This must be punishment for evil-doings in a previous life!

 

[SuRgEoN]

LoL

 

[Cheval]

aahahahahahha don't anyone light a match !

 

[acemcmac]

oh god, im doing it again today....

 

[GroundZero]

don't shlt your pants at work next time

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: GroundZero
don't shlt your pants at work next time

roger

he's so proud of me. I didn't fart today

he even gave me a

 

[glen]

ElFenix,

Your 50,000th post is

Originally posted by: ElFenix
this is so wrong

:Q

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: piasabird
Eat chili and beans and hard boiled eggs.

and wash it down with some crab cakes and boiled cabbage

 

[MentallyNorma1]

Fart for Freedom! Just be glad you don't have lightning bolts coming out your arse like William Wallace!