My cat is a sick fvck!

[Shawn]

She's been killing birds and bringing them to the door step. She pulls their heads off and spills their guts all over the place. Not only that but one of the neighbors said they've been finding decapitated birds on their door steps too! :Q She thinks she's leaving us a present.

I don't even care that she kills birds but I wish she'd stop bringing them to the door. It's disgusting. The UPS guy came to the door one day and stepped on one of the dead birds and was like WTF is that!?

 

[DaTT]

It is a gift. A non-refundable gift.

 

[Gibson486]

You cat like killing mice? If so, can borrow him for a few days?

 

[alkemyst]

he's warning you. Better get him some better food

 

[meltdown75]

It's true - they do it to give you a nice little gift. My cat used to leave rabbit guts and other vermin guts. Pretty neat stuff.

You can take the cat out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the cat.

 

[mercanucaribe]

You're next!

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
You're next!

:shocked:

 

[OutHouse]

and this is why WI should legalize cat hunting.

 

[Eli]

Be thankful, your cat loves you.

Reciprocate and decapitate some squirrels and rabbits for her.

 

[91TTZ]

Decapitate the cat. Problem solved.

You do know that male cats commonly kill kittens in order to put the female in heat, don't you? What kind of animals enjoys killing babies of its own kind. I'm not a cat fan. When I see one in the street- SPLAT.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Decapitate the cat. Problem solved.

You do know that male cats commonly kill kittens in order to put the female in heat, don't you? What kind of animals enjoys killing babies of its own kind. I'm not a cat fan. When I see one in the street- SPLAT.

:roll:

Next time I see a dog in the street, I'll have to return the favor. Great attitude.

Oh, and I doubt that.. link?

 

[andylawcc]

got pics? it would be an ultimate ownage pic.

 

[knightrider]

May be she likes them a lot than rats

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
got pics? it would be an ultimate ownage pic.

It already got cleaned up. I'll remember for next time.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: andylawcc
got pics? it would be an ultimate ownage pic.

It already got cleaned up. I'll remember for next time.

take a pic of the trash can with the cadavers! of the remains lying on the pavement! of the blood trail! ANYTHING!!!

 

[shimsham]

its natural. you saying you didnt know cats did this kind of crap?

anyway, i need to borrow your cat. theres one fvking bird that starts chirping arond 11pm and doesnt shut the fvck up until sunrise. i want that fvcker dead.

 

[andylawcc]

this makes me wonder, does cat leaves a bloodtrail of footprints?
oh those cute little red paws

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: shimsham
its natural. you saying you didnt know cats did this kind of crap?

anyway, i need to borrow your cat. theres one fvking bird that starts chirping arond 11pm and doesnt shut the fvck up until sunrise. i want that fvcker dead.

get a slingshot from Walmart.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Eli
:roll:

Next time I see a dog in the street, I'll have to return the favor. Great attitude.

Oh, and I doubt that.. link?

You doubt what? That male cats kill the kittens to put a female in heat? Why do I need to provide a link to something which is common knowledge?

Do I also need to provide a link showing that the sky is blue and that you can drink water? Come on, this isn't exactly news.

Edit: I'll be nice.

link

"If a tom smells the scent of a rival tomcat he may decide that the kittens belonging to his 'harem' have been fathered by the visiting tomcat. This is not in his own genetic interests. Consequently he may kill those kittens. This has two purposes. Firstly it ensures that his queens do not raise kittens fathered by a rival male. Secondly, the queens will usually come on estrus within a few days and he can be sure of mating them so that subsequent kittens are his."

 

[andylawcc]

huh? I didn't doubt anything 91TTz. ?


oh, dude, I was refering to the pics of Shawn's cat slaying the birds and not "cat kill kittens."

and how dare I challenge your all-highness. ;P

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
huh? I didn't doubt anything 91TTz. ?


oh, dude, I was refering to the pics of Shawn's cat slaying the birds and not "cat kill kittens."

and how dare I challenge your all-highness. ;P

Sorry, fixed now.

 

[V00DOO]

Now you know not to walk in the nude.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: shimsham
its natural. you saying you didnt know cats did this kind of crap?

anyway, i need to borrow your cat. theres one fvking bird that starts chirping arond 11pm and doesnt shut the fvck up until sunrise. i want that fvcker dead.

get a slingshot from Walmart.

the bastard is sitting in a tree where the fences of 4 yards connect. the tree is next to a neighbors shed, and im not exactly sure what he has sitting around it. i cant really see from the foilage and darkness. ive been slinging dog food in the tree, and that works for about 15mins. just long enough for me to almost fall asleep and then the fvcker cranks it back up again.

i may buy a plastic owl and perch on the fence before bed time, but i really want to kill the bird for my own selfish pleasure and revenge.

 

[GasX]

Albeit a gross one, it is your cats way of taking care of you because it loves you.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Shawn
She's been killing birds and bringing them to the door step. She pulls their heads off and spills their guts all over the place. Not only that but one of the neighbors said they've been finding decapitated birds on their door steps too! :Q She thinks she's leaving us a present.

I don't even care that she kills birds but I wish she'd stop bringing them to the door. It's disgusting. The UPS guy came to the door one day and stepped on one of the dead birds and was like WTF is that!?

my cat used to do that.

believe it or not.. next time you see your cat doing that. tell her not to do it anymore.

mine stopped right after. kinda freaky...