My chicken bit me,,,,

[Citizen X]

Bite it's head off

 

[Fausto]

Third world problems...

 

[Texashiker]

yeah, you can still get it. :\

So I should watch out for chicken pox?

 

[JTsyo]

should I get a rabies, bird flu or salmonella vaccine?

Of course not, you don't want to become autistic, do you?

 

[Howard]

Quit playing with your food...

That's really grotesque.

 

[darkewaffle]

You should probably get a morning after pill.

 

[dank69]

The issue is does "Buk Buk bukkaww" mean no though?

Sounds like bukkake to me.

 

[GrumpyMan]

You should of yelled at it, "Get your beak off of me!!!! You damned dirty chicken!!!!".

 

[Capt Caveman]

OP is either a retard, troll or retarded troll.

 

[Texashiker]

OP is either a retard, troll or retarded troll.

Your just mad because chickens make better pets then dogs.

Get tired of your dog, you have to find a home for it.

Get tired of your chicken, you can eat it. Try eating a dog and see what happens.

Friend comes over for dinner, ask about your pet chickens, you say "we had the chickens for dinner", nobody cares.

Try serving dog at a family dinner. Oh yea, I can see that. People would probably freak out and never eat at your house ever again.

 

[busydude]

Oh FFS.....

I weep for your chicken.

FTFY.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Maybe you should stop choking it?

 

[Krazy4Real]

I think you need to choke it more.

 

[Texashiker]

Maybe you should stop choking it?

I think you need to choke it more.

That is animal cruelty

 

[preslove]

Probably going to use the small grill and cook some chicken

Go fuck yourself

 

[WelshBloke]

That is animal cruelty

You grill yours live!

 

[Texashiker]

You grill yours live!

My chickens are pets, and not food.

Would you cook your dog or cat?

 

[highland145]

My chickens are pets, and not food.

Would you cook your dog or cat?

Maybe the neighbors....

 

[busydude]

My chickens are pets, and not food.

Would you cook your dog or cat?

I wouldn't mind eating.. in case of zombie apocalypse.

 

[preslove]

My chickens are pets, and not food.

Would you cook your dog or cat?

The funny thing about chickens is that you can get a cock to fuck the chickens and get more 'pets.' Then, when the chicks are big enough to be full blown pets, you can murder their parents.

Tasty, tasty murder.

If you're just keeping your chickens for eggs, you're a pussy and a failure as a man.

 

[Texashiker]

If you're just keeping your chickens for eggs, you're a pussy and a failure as a man.

As long as the chickens are producing eggs they are safe from the knife.

 

[preslove]

As long as the chickens are producing eggs they are safe from the knife.

My statement still stands, sir.



































































































It might change if you post some sweet sweet smoker pics...

 

[Lemon law]

We have TexasHiker's version of the story. Now we need the chicken's version of the story. What did TexasHiker do to cause the chicken to bite him?

It must be horrible and unspeakable is my best guess.

 

[highland145]

We have TexasHiker's version of the story. Now we need the chicken's version of the story. What did TexasHiker do to cause the chicken to bite him?

It must be horrible and unspeakable is my best guess.

See post 48.

 

[BladeVenom]

See post 48.

Rule 34