I've seen a number of pouty and crotchety things over the years, but Anandtech's personal attacks really take the cake. Let's review the errors in Anandtech's statements in order. First, this is a truth that Anandtech's cronies are told by Anandtech that they cannot acknowledge, lest they give aid and comfort to the rest of us. I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Anandtech. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. If there's a rule, and Anandtech keeps making exceptions to that rule, then what good is the rule? Even though Anandtech has aired its disapproval of being criticized, I still believe that its lackeys argue that those who disagree with it should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. These are the same solecism-prone spiteful masters of deceit who mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against its adversaries until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. This is no coincidence; Anandtech's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that hanging out with careless scrubs is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion.
If Anandtech continues to sue people at random, the result can be a tone-deafness, a cluelessness, on matters that are at the center of experience for vast segments of the population. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Anandtech so compelled to complain about situations over which it has no control? If I recall correctly, if Anandtech is going to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community, then it should at least have the self-respect to remind itself of a few things: First, it's not uncommon for it to speak with authority on subjects it clearly knows nothing about. And second, some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that it would tap into the national resurgence of overt pauperism. And, as I predicted, it did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Anandtech could have made the same prediction. If Anandtech has spurred us to exercise all of our basic rights to the maximum, then Anandtech may have accomplished a useful thing.
While it is essential -- and among my highest priorities -- to resolve a number of lingering problems, Anandtech's stratagems have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life! While I, for one, suspect that Anandtech has every right to its drugged-out opinions, your support of my jibes is an ideal way to tell craven pathetic hedonists just what you think of their nonsense. (Actually, it broadens its appeal by seeking influence and adherents in the irrationalism movement, but that's not important now.) Never before have I encountered more bloatedly self-important prose than that which Anandtech produces.
Does Anandtech have a point? I indeed doubt it. Although I consistently address a number of important issues, I do not countenance challenging Anandtech through breaking the law -- to do so is prolix, wayward, and indefensible. Prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially Anandtech's exhibitionism-oriented form of it -- is. Will antihumanist conspiracy theorists ever enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being? Don't bet on it.
Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I, not being one of the many stingy recidivists of this world, am willing to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Anandtech. Easy as it may seem to create a world in which colonialism, racialism, and fetishism are all but forgotten, it is far more difficult to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically ignominious ones championed by the most insidious pinheads you'll ever see. Anandtech's smears are incompatible with the proclivities of instrumental reason, which makes it obvious to me that Anandtech's ideas are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that society is supposed to be lenient towards acrimonious whiners. And they promote the mistaken idea that it never engages in superstitious, mephitic, or inimical politics. Anandtech wants all of us to believe that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. That's why it sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. Let me leave you with one last thought: Anandtech's ideologies have been a millstone around our neck for quite some time.
LOL!!!! I can get these in 10 paragraph form!!!
http://www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint
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chipbgt
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:47 AM
hmm........ I didnt see how long yours was, and for the first paragraph, I thought you were real....so I went and got this:
There is currently a lot of controversy about Urbantechie's belief systems, and I know that any letter on the subject will almost certainly cause someone to besmirch the memory of some genuine historic figures. Still, it would be a strategic blunder of epic proportions for Urbantechie to subvert time-tested societal norms. To start, I myself challenge him to point out any text in this letter that proposes that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. The picture I am presenting need not be confined to his op-ed pieces. It applies to everything Urbantechie says and does. As I often like to put it, his utterances will have consequences -- very serious consequences. And we ought to begin doing something about that.
Unsettling as that is, the more infuriating fact is that Urbantechie's insinuations have very little thought behind them and are neither interesting nor amusing. That's clear. But if there's an untold story here, it's that Urbantechie is always prating about how short-sighted megalomaniacs are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. (He used to say that honor counts for nothing, but the evidence is too contrary, so he's given up on that score.) Urbantechie thinks it's good that his actions acquire public acceptance of his neo-sadistic philosophies. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: The central paradox of his prognoses, the twist that makes his self-fulfilling prophecies so irresistible to ethically-bankrupt cads, is that these people truly believe that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform an immature act.
As is often the case, it may seem difficult at first to take the initiative to preserve the peace. It is. But implying that heathenism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us is no different from implying that predaceous truculent low-lifes and the most raucous so-called experts I've ever seen should rule this country. Both statements are ludicrous. In keeping with all of their inner dishonest brutality, Urbantechie's cronies display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations. I believe I am not alone when I say that I'm willing to accept that wanting to revive an arcadian past that never existed without any of the obvious repercussions is like wanting a one-sided coin. I'm even willing to accept that he has really pulled a fast one this time. But only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that his lackeys often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. At first, Urbantechie just wanted to convince money-grubbing moochers that there is absolutely nothing they can do to better their lot in life besides joining him. Then, he tried to use organized violence to suppress opposition. Who knows what he'll do next? A final note: Urbantechie should reserve his stereotypes and labels and remember to treat others with a bit more respect and equality.
damn you for not being a real complaint and ruining my fun.
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urbantechie
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:51 AM
LOL. Take this!
It is not likely that I shall say anything new here. If I do, it will be of only minor significance. Nevertheless, facts and their accuracy make a story, not the overdramatization of whatever Chipbgt dreams up. If you disagree with my claim that I have no idea why Chipbgt wannabees have sprouted across the country like mushrooms after a downpour, then read no further.
It is my personal opinion, based on years of observation, that several things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how he could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. He does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Chipbgt discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent.
He doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education. Chipbgt does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened. We've all heard him yammer and whine about how he's being scapegoated again, the poor dear. Just to add a little more perspective, he claims that sesquipedalianism and alcoholism are identical concepts. I respond that on many issues, discussions with Chipbgt quickly turn into fights, and dialogues soon degenerate into name-calling.
Just look at the bill of fare served up in recent movies and television programs, and you will hardly be able to deny that no one of any intelligence believes that unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. To cap that off, his modes of thought are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're totally ignorant, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, he wants to spit in the face of propriety. It gets better: He believes that his philosophies enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. I guess no one's ever told him that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? This should be a chance to examine and bring problems to light, to share and join in understanding, but Chipbgt's commentaries are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober outpourings from the very soul of classism.
If Chipbgt wanted to, he could confuse the catastrophic power of state fascism with the repression of an authoritarian government in our minds. He could legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. And he could acquire power and use it to indoctrinate gutless killjoys. We must not allow Chipbgt to do any of these. Still, the issue of what to do about Chipbgt's crazy primitive principles is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.
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ltk007
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:52 AM
ahhh!!! too much to read so i won't
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chipbgt
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:53 AM
I would get into this....But I tried this exact same thing just last week over at sysopt and cause quite a stink with the mod whom I chose to lift up.
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markjs
Junior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:53 AM
Here's the angry letter Anandtech knew it was bound to receive. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Anandtech, not because I harbor any ill-will towards it, but because it insists that everyone with a different set of beliefs from its is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. This is a rather strong notion from someone who knows so little about the subject. Anandtech has found a way to avoid compliance with government regulations, circumvent any further litigation, and call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first place -- all by trumping up a phony emergency. I'm not saying this to be gin-swilling, but rather to explain that this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Anandtech's acrimonious unsavory politics. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.) But it gets worse than that. Our situation is snowballing. And that's where we are right now.
Even if we accepted Anandtech's remarks, so what? Does that mean that it is the one who will lead us to our great shining future? Of course not. Your guess is as good as mine as to why Anandtech wants to talk about you and me in terms which are not fit to be repeated. Maybe it's because it plans to suppress people's instinct and intellect. We must learn to celebrate our diversity, not because it is the politically correct thing to do, but because it will deflect attention from its unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen because it possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses blathering knuckleheads with illiterate and uncontrollable rage. Anandtech's half-measures are perpetuated by an ethos of continuous reform, the demand that one strive permanently and painfully for something which not only does not exist, but is alien to the human condition. Anandtech's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that it can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion.
Already, some obtuse insurrectionists have begun to suppress controversy and debate, and with terrifying and tragic results. What recommendations will follow from their camp is anyone's guess. If Anandtech wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. If we let Anandtech encourage young people to break all the rules, cut themselves loose from their roots, and adopt a horny self-centered lifestyle, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve.
If Anandtech got its way, it'd be able to appropriate sacred symbols for lawless purposes. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to challenge Anandtech's unprincipled assumptions about merit. If I hear Anandtech's cronies say, "It's okay for Anandtech to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole" one more time, I'm indubitably going to throw up. To state it in a more sophisticated manner, Anandtech's principles are not witty satire, as it would have you believe. They're simply the unsophisticated ramblings of something that has no idea or appreciation of what it's mocking.
It seems to me that Anandtech is both pompous and moonstruck. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. It probably sounds like I'm being eccentric, but I decisively have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Anandtech put the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burn incense to the idol Mammon. Strictly speaking, most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Anandtech progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom.
Note that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop Anandtech before it can exploit the masses. And just let it try and stop me. I've tried explaining to Anandtech's lackeys that Anandtech is trying very hard to plug the hole in its dike of lies so that no more truth leaks out, but it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars.
I frequently wish to tell Anandtech that it feels no guilt for any of the harm it's caused. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue. An inner voice tells me that Anandtech insists that two wrongs make a right. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands they perpetrates. Those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to plant markers that define the limits of what is odious and what is not have no right to complain when it and its henchmen fill the air with recrimination and rancor. My own position on this issue is both simple and clear: Anandtech might sanctify its depravity quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "unextinguishableness". What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? Anandtech's personal interest in seeing its manuscripts shoved down people's throats is birdbrained, but that's to be expected of it.
Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, Anandtech thinks that laws are meant to be broken. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Although I can no more change the past than see the future, it's safe to say that Anandtech uses the word "eulamellibranchiate" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. I am on an important mission to reveal the nature and activity of Anandtech's assistants and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. If I don't accomplish that mission, Anandtech's plans to sacrifice children on the twin altars of immoralism and greed could well succeed. To what consequences this leads can be seen from a few simple considerations. First of all, some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that there are other strains of narcissism active today, and the siren calls of those movements may mesmerize combative crass apostates whose oppressive behavior blinds them to historical lessons. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation.
Anandtech may mold the mind of virtually every citizen -- young or old, rich or poor, simple or sophisticated -- right after it reads this letter. Let it. Before long, I will answer the scummy kleptomaniacs who clear-cut ancient forest lands. My argument is that it would be a mistake to believe that violence and prejudice are funny. Ridiculous? Not so. This letter should be regarded as the beginning, not the end, of my stance against Anandtech. And let me tell you, my purpose here is not to instill a sense a responsibility and maturity in those who impact public policy for years to come. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that if we take Anandtech's excuses to their logical conclusion, we see that one of these days, Anandtech will defile the air and water in the name of profit. If Anandtech succeeds in its attempt to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings, it'll have to be over my dead body. Forgive me if I ramble; I'm really upset, as I think you can tell. I alluded to this earlier, but I find Anandtech's editorials to be a perversion of the truth. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that Anandtech's claims epitomize wholesome family entertainment, then there is certainly no hope for you. Regardless of what Anandtech seems to feel, the documentation of this matter is abundant and conclusive. If you want to hide something from Anandtech, you just have to put it in a book.
Anandtech, please spare us the angst of living in a fallen world. From what I understand, you might say, "Anandtech, mudslinging neo-rapacious louts, and a few decent but occasionally grotesque people are engaged in a desperate struggle for the soul of society." Fine, I agree. But I try never to argue with Anandtech, because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason.
Anandtech says that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance. Should we care that large numbers of prurient perjurers actually believe such unbalanced things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that it's our responsibility to make the world safe for democracy. That's the first step in trying to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas, and it's the only way to insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward obscurantism. To be blunt, Anandtech's words have merged with corporatism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both preach a propaganda of hate. And both lower our standard of living.
I am on an important mission to exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage. If I don't accomplish that mission, Anandtech's plans to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against Anandtech's adversaries until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass could well succeed. Anandtech's lackeys are not, technically, semi-intelligible segregationists, but rather pompous misoneism-prone flag burners. I suspect that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference. The primary point of disagreement between myself and Anandtech is whether or not I feel that it has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. Anandtech obviously has none, or it wouldn't yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. The most money-grubbing peddlers of snake-oil remedies you'll ever see can go right ahead and convict me for saying that Anandtech sees only one side of the issue, but History, acting as the goddess of a higher truth and a higher justice, will one day smilingly tear up this verdict, acquitting me of all guilt and blame. Anandtech's agendas serve only to safeguard its own power and privilege, right? Right.
While these incidents may seem minor, Anandtech would have us believe that it is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Anandtech is surrounded by headstrong unsympathetic undesirables who parrot the same nonsense, which is why we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Anandtech's bloody-minded biases, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!!, against its teachings.) I'm sure you get my point here. I do not find politics that are prissy, brazen, and obstreperous to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but Anandtech likes to compare its recommendations to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. I decidedly don't know how to deal with what I call brutish worrywarts. Let me rephrase that: An armed revolt against Anandtech is morally justified. However, I believe that it is not yet strategically justified. Anandtech's henchmen compress Anandtech's hatchet jobs into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. Think I'm exaggerating? Just ask any of the most valuable members of our community, and they'll all tell you how several things Anandtech has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how it is a perpetual victim of injustice.
Will Anandtech's lethargic assistants incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem? Only time will tell. Anandtech believes that its rejoinders enhance performance standards, productivity, and competitiveness. Sorry, but I have to call foul on that one. Anandtech asserts that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie. Taking that notion one step further, we can see that I don't care what others say about Anandtech. It's still whiney, superstitious, and it intends to create catchy, new terms for boring, old issues.
In other words, the objection may still be raised that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. At first glance, this sounds almost believable. Yet the following must be borne in mind: What we see today is a greater than normal manifestation of bad-tempered traits in Anandtech's warnings. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that its claims are pure tripe? Anandtech has, at times, called me "ignominious" or "sordid". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives.
Careless revanchism is a disgrace to humanity, but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. If I am correct that unilateralism is the leitmotif of Anandtech's offhand remarks, then it ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.
Anandtech's outrage at complaints about it is indicative of its self-esteem and value system, pure and simple. Look at what's happened since Anandtech first ordered its lackeys to generate alienation and withdrawal: Views once considered dirty are now considered ordinary. Views once considered dotty are now considered perfectly normal. And the most mean-spirited of Anandtech's views are now seen as gospel by legions of what I call two-faced rash nebbishes.
Anandtech looks down with a really limitless condescension on anyone who has not been dragged through the obligatory schools and had the necessary knowledge pumped into him. This implies that I have to wonder where Anandtech got the idea that it is my view that the laws of nature don't apply to it. This sits hard with me, because it is simply not true, and I've never written anything to imply that it is. Similarly, Anandtech's wheelings and dealings epitomize all that is insidious in the world. That's the sort of statement that some people feel is featherbrained, but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made, because every time Anandtech tries, it gets increasingly successful in its attempts to threaten the common good. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well.
So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, Anandtech's henchmen will be unable to deny that its actions symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom. Anandtech is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. It's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Anandtech distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its current opinions. Anandtech can write anything it wants about how things would be different were we to give into its demands and let it herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses, but I don't need to tell you that I am not particularly fond of it. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that it has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.
I should state this explicitly. At least, that certainly seems to be the implication in several of the accounts I've heard. If you want to hide something from Anandtech, you just have to put it in a book. Anandtech's "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is slatternly, because it leaves no room for compromise. Anandtech's notions are a veritable dictionary and synonymicon of deconstructionism. Of that I am certain, because as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the classes of people Anandtech preys upon. Speaking of which, Anandtech has gotten away with so much for so long that it's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only an organization without any sense of limits could desire to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush.
Assume for a moment that faced by such despicable perfidy and the frustration of not being able to respond to the same audiences as Anandtech has had, I must truly feed the starving, house the homeless, cure the sick, and still find wonder and awe in the sunrise and the moonlight. It therefore follows that the gloss that Anandtech's assistants put on Anandtech's inclinations unfortunately does little to put an end to its evildoing. Almost without exception, Anandtech's helpers argue that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. These are the same rotten scumbags who deprive individuals of the right to maintain social tranquillity. This is no coincidence; it is not my goal to take advantage of human fallibility to provide parasitic conspiracies with the necessary asylum to take root and spread, but the opposite, so to speak. It is reasonable to infer that there is something inherently wrong with an organization that wants, more than anything else, to galvanize a self-serving hysteria, a large-scale version of the insecure mentality that can blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of Anandtech's crazy refrains. If you doubt this, just ask around. Socrates was condemned to death by the city of Athens for his views. I hope I don't receive the same treatment for saying that Anandtech is a psychologically defective organization. It's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath or a sociopath.
What's interesting is that even if one is opposed to gutless communism (and I am), then surely, every time Anandtech gets caught trying to condemn innocent people to death, it promises it'll never do so again. Subsequently, its toadies always jump in and explain that it really shouldn't be blamed even if it does, because, as they contend, women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. I've always thought that the ideas backing up Anandtech's commentaries are extremely yawping and ultra-chauvinistic, and hearing the rubbish that Anandtech spews forth proves it beyond all doubt. Everybody loves a good game of hide-and-seek: find the person, find the hidden item, or in the case of Anandtech and its ill-bred supporters, find the hidden agenda. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that we can't stop Anandtech overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to call your attention to the problem of refractory bums.
Anandtech has two imperatives. The first is to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture. The second imperative is to drive us into a state of apoplexy.
To say that obscurity, evasiveness, incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks of depth and brilliance is randy nonsense and untrue to boot. Following this line of logic, it would appear that Anandtech possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, it can't even spell or define "erudition," much less achieve it. When Anandtech first announced that it wanted to wipe out delicate ecosystems, I nearly choked on my own stomach bile. Isn't it odd that primitive weasels, whose disorganized lifestyle will discredit and intimidate the opposition in a lustrum or two, are immune from censure? Don't get me wrong; there is no longer any room for hope. But Anandtech, in its hubris, has decided that it has the right to advocate contentious quips. But there's the rub; it maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around it. There's a word for that: libel.
Because of Anandtech's attitude, I usually don't respond to its jibes, but this time I'll make an exception. In the first place, only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that I and Anandtech part company when it comes to the issue of irrationalism. It feels that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications, while I insist that it operates on an international scale to put our liberties at risk by a cynical and amoral rush to jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either besotted or vainglorious. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. When I first became aware of Anandtech's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how Anandtech's dissertations represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. All I'm trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the licentious tendencies that make Anandtech want to allow federally-funded research to mushroom into a recalcitrant, grossly-inefficient system, hampered by primitive gutter-dwellers and hidebound grungy cutthroats. Even though I, hardheaded cynic that I am, find Anandtech's wisecracks to be a perversion of the truth, this does not negate the fact that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely-accepted, notion that human life is expendable. Emotionalism doesn't work. So why does Anandtech cling to it? Let me give you a hint: I indeed contend that we need to do more to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: What demons possessed Anandtech to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against its adversaries until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass?
This moral issue will eventually be rendered academic by the fact that Anandtech is trying to damn this nation and this world to Hell. Their mission? To spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. Anandtech parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, its ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock. Funnel significant amounts of money to tyrannical heretics if you like, Anandtech, because I simply don't care.
Does Anandtech have trouble living with itself, knowing that it has let its out-of-touch nature get the better of it? As that last sentence suggests, a central fault line runs through each of Anandtech's disquisitions. Specifically, throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to turn Anandtech's politically-incorrect catch-phrases to our advantage and those who wish to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its epigrams. Naturally, Anandtech belongs to the latter category. Anandtech asserts that censorship could benefit us. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie.
When surveyed, only two percent of Anandtech's cronies agreed with the statement, "Anandtech's lackeys are insolent Luddites (literally!)." This is a frightening statistic to those who rely on, or simply support, social tolerance and open-mindedness. I'm not saying this to be dodgy, but rather to explain that Anandtech has stated that moonstruck dweebs have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. That's just pure absenteeism. Well, in Anandtech's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Anandtech likes to imply that vigilantism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us. This is what its sermons amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of prurient drivel devised by its henchmen and mindlessly multiplied by the worst types of silly loudmouths there are. You may be picking up on something here in all of my responses to Anandtech's satanic viewpoints. All of my responses presume that Anandtech's musings are propaganda to the point of comedy and are so easily refuted as to render them useless even as such. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: Anandtech's mad past resonates in its current orations.
To tolerate Anandtech's combative hatchet jobs simply because they're not packaged and sold as rotten is to engender ill will. I don't know when paternalism became chic, but any rational argument must acknowledge this. Anandtech's uneducated snow jobs, naturally, do not. From a public-policy perspective, we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but my love for people necessitates that I let Anandtech know, in no uncertain terms, that its hastily-mounted campaigns are gangsterism redux. Yes, I face opposition from Anandtech. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. Let me go on record as saying that even when the facts don't fit, Anandtech sometimes tries to use them anyway. It still maintains, for instance, that everyone and everything discriminates against it -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. Anandtech can't help it; it just loves to revive the ruinous excess of a bygone era to bounce and blow amidst the ruinous excess of the present era.
I truly find Anandtech's fondness for inquisitions, witch hunts, star chambers, and kangaroo courts most distasteful. So don't feed me any baloney about how it could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. That's just not true. Did it ever occur to Anandtech that the conflation of vengeful deadheads and pigheaded infantile lummoxes in its screeds is either dramatic hyperbole or a fatal methodological flaw? I hate to say this, but Anandtech's attempts to bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive are much worse than mere interventionism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation.
Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let Anandtech disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of propagandism. Is there a chance that Anandtech isn't laughable, prolix, and discourteous? From what I've seen, I doubt it. Anandtech is unable to use the English language effectively or correctly. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. Each day, I see the world becoming more ornery as a determined Anandtech carries out its wretched plans. Surprisingly, the courts and our elected officials are way ahead of Anandtech in embracing this simple fact.
I might be able to forgive Anandtech, but only if it promises never again to create anomie. Anandtech constantly insists that solipsism is a noble goal. But it contradicts itself when it says that what I call avaricious cowards are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Strictly speaking, Anandtech's ideologies are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". It's deplorable for Anandtech to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to help delusional mumpish misanthropes back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. Or perhaps I should say, it's obdurate. If there's an untold story here, it's that to believe that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape is to deceive ourselves. I have a New Year's resolution for Anandtech: It should pick up a book before it jumps to the asinine conclusion that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct.
I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why in plain language, Anandtech's crusades serve no purpose other than to feed on the politics of resentment, alienation, frustration, anger, and fear. My peers think that Anandtech would love to see me throw in the towel. While this is indisputably true, I maintain we must add that its holier-than-thou attitudes are built on lies, and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. I must emphasize that Anandtech teaches workshops on Fabianism. Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist re-education camp.
In other words, if I didn't sincerely believe that Anandtech doesn't shower often enough, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. For heaven's sake, we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to speak out against sick officious swaggerers. We were not put here to leave us in the lurch, as Anandtech might feel. What so many people find difficult to grasp is that it has been brought to my attention that posterity will have little occasion to glorify Anandtech's "heroic" existence in a new epic. While this is undoubtedly true, Anandtech has recently been going around claiming that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of anarchism. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. One last thing: It is amazing to me that Anandtech would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written.
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GirlFriday
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:54 AM
I will stand up for the honor of my friend chip though, with this:
What do disreputable contemptuous fiends, what I call uncouth malodorous lowbrows, and UrbanTechie have in common? If
you answered, "They all destroy the lives of good, honest people," then pat yourself on the back. To address this in a pedantic
manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as
opinions. For instance, it is a fact that if we contradict UrbanTechie, we are labelled untrustworthy ungrateful delinquents. If we
capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. He likes to imply that his wheelings and dealings can give us deeper insights into
the nature of reality. This is what his memoranda amount to, although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of
lewd drivel devised by his cronies and mindlessly multiplied by headstrong twisted slobs. This conviction of mine is as firm as a
rock. This is the flaw in UrbanTechie's morals. He doesn't understand that UrbanTechie refuses to come to terms with reality.
He prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts.
Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that doing the fashionable thing is more
important than life or liberty. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, UrbanTechie's fixation with irritable catty blowhards
is devious.
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
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chipbgt
Senior Member Date Posted: Sep/04/2000 2:55 AM
I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Urbantechie's crafty expostulations. Let me cut to the chase: The unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Urbantechie. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that we can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to denounce those who claim that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". Some critics have called Urbantechie self-pitying. A handful insist he's detestable. His cronies, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century. The underlying message is that people tell me that his comments reflect several layers of moral concern for many religions. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Does he remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people he made fun of just so others would like him more? Urbantechie's long-term goals represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death.
You may be shocked to hear this, but if I said that the cure for evil is more evil, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being thoroughly honest if I said that if one believes statements like, "Public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't," one is, in effect, supporting what I call incoherent bloodsuckers. No matter how bad you think Urbantechie's ravings are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. The next time Urbantechie decides to convince innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction, he should think to himself, Cui bono? -- who benefits? What do you think of this: His modus operandi is to encumber the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bring religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science?
He has a staggering number of mad lackeys. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that an armed revolt against him is morally justified. However, I believe that it is not yet strategically justified. Urbantechie maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. I'm willing to accept that he is fiddling while Rome burns. I'm even willing to accept that he has nothing but contempt for responsibility, duty, and honor. But we must learn to celebrate our diversity, not because it is the politically correct thing to do, but because at no time in the past did self-aggrandizing masters of deceit shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.
Urbantechie is not only callous, but he also lacks the self-control necessary to conform his behavior to reasonable norms. Might I suggest that he search for a hobby? It seems Urbantechie has entirely too much time on his hands, given how often he tries to promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and individual liberty are severely at risk. He has endorsed the idea of rotten faddism in a number of very specific ways, arguing, for instance, in favor of his henchmen's decision to create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. Although the moral absolutist position is well represented by social and political activists and certainly influences legislators and policy makers, conventional wisdom states that these issues are actually political issues. Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further.
For the sake of concreteness: All the deals Urbantechie makes are strictly one-way. Urbantechie gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. Let me back up a little: His expedients all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that blasphemous recidivists are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Urbantechie has convinced a lot of people that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.
While his pranks may seem sullen, they're in agreement with his noxious editorials. I have seen what he is capable of, and I am afraid. I am very afraid and I am very angry. The main dissensus between me and Urbantechie is that I suspect that Urbantechie was warned by his own assistants not to represent a threat to all the people in the area, indeed, possibly the world. Urbantechie, on the other hand, contends that everyone and everything discriminates against him -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls.
As stated earlier, he is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead. Urbantechie's belief systems disgust and infuriate me. But the problems with Urbantechie's invectives don't end there.
Urbantechie floats with the tide of paltry revanchism, especially when driven by the gravitational pull of factionalism. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that he is locked into his present course of destruction. He does not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally stupid philippics. The objection may still be raised that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. At first glance, this sounds almost believable. Yet the following must be borne in mind: We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about his whiney put-downs. For starters, let's say that "denominationalism" is "that which makes Urbantechie yearn to shame my name."
However, his helpers are delighted with the potential for violent confrontation. The best example of this, culled from many, would have to be the time he tried to distract people from serious analysis of the situation. There's a little-known truth that isn't readily acknowledged by the worst sorts of virulent protestors I've ever seen: I must ask that Urbantechie's toadies mention a bit about treacherous uncivilized prophets of communism such as Urbantechie. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to foster suspicion -- if not hatred -- of "outsiders".
You are, I'm sure, well aware that his bons mots are pockmarked with brown-nosing sesquipedalianism and other assorted ills. But did you know that he is a shoo-in for this year's awarding of "most sophomoric use of autism"? Pardon me for not being able to empathize with the worst kinds of fastidious mendicants I've ever seen, but if he can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen. Do you really think Urbantechie will ever learn from his mistakes? More to the point, if one could get a Ph.D. in Metagrobolism, he would be the first in line to have one. A final word: You do not need to be ungrateful to know that Urbantechie has a one-track mind.
While there are probably a lot of people out there who would be quite content never to read another letter about Urbantechie, Urbantechie's witticisms are not just retroactively ineffective but proactively inert. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. If we let him offer hatred with a pseudo-intellectual gloss, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to shatter the adage that Urbantechie's sentiments are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos.
I have been a veritable oasis of civility in the present debate. But you knew that already. So let me add that it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. He distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions. Despite the fact that as soon as Urbantechie's cronies turn the trickle of jujuism into a tidal wave, their anecdotes will cease to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community and instead will pooh-pooh the reams of solid evidence pointing to the existence and operation of a rude coterie of barbarism, I would never take a job working for Urbantechie. Given his wrongheaded excuses, who would want to?
Racism doesn't work. So why does Urbantechie cling to it? Let me give you a hint: We mustn't let Urbantechie make incorrect leaps of logic. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. To leave us in the lurch is an injustice. How can Urbantechie deprive people of dignity and autonomy and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? There is an obvious inconsistency here. When asked to mend his ways, he will give people a wink and a smile, but when the wheels begin to turn, it's business as usual.
So what if he hates me for pointing out that he is a small part of a large movement that seeks to muster enough force to condone illegal activities? Let him hate me. I consider such hatred a mark of honor, a mark of distinction. My usual response to his protests is this: We have come full-circle. However, such a response is much too glib and perhaps a little unscrupulous, so let me be more specific. Time cannot change his behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Urbantechie can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively unregenerate.
It's our responsibility to clean up the country and get it back on course again. That's the first step in trying to deal with the relevant facts, and it's the only way to expose some of his evil deeds. If Urbantechie had done his homework, he'd know that what he is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly viperine activity. He may have the right to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. He may have the right to criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. But Urbantechie crosses the line when he uses his bully pulpit to tear down all theoretical frameworks for addressing the issue. I guess that my take on this is that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to his platitudes. It applies to everything Urbantechie says and does. The salient point here is that those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still claim that it scares the bejeezus out of me to know that he might make things worse by the end of the decade, have an obligation to do more than just observe what he is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to build an inclusive, nondiscriminatory movement for social and political change. We have an obligation to tell Urbantechie what we all think of him -- and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use. And we have an obligation to take action.
While there are many unsympathetic prigs, Urbantechie is the most jaded of the lot. We must decidedly preserve the peace. Does that sound extremist? Is it too perverted for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life.
In order to understand the motivation behind his generalizations, it is important first to address the continued social injustice shown by tendentious lawless pinheads. It is important to differentiate between the most besotted scamps you'll ever see and self-indulgent flighty adolescents who, in a variety of ways, have been lured by Urbantechie's vulgar blanket statements, or who have ended up wittingly or unwittingly in coalitions with Urbantechie's lackeys, or who maintain contact with Urbantechie as part of serious and legitimate research. We must reverse the devolutionary course he has set for us. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties.
Think about this: some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that when one looks at this bad-tempered parade of dotty loudmouths, one instantly thinks of the word "uncharacteristically". But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. Not only have spineless recidivists decided to glorify their personal attacks by dressing them up as moral and righteous prerogatives, but their bromides are being debated as though they were actually reasonable. A great many of us don't want Urbantechie to call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first place. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his testy scribblings.
Every time he tries, Urbantechie gets increasingly successful in his attempts to replace love and understanding with particularism and frotteurism. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well. He is not a responsible citizen. Responsible citizens place blame where it belongs -- in the hands of Urbantechie and his repressive henchmen. Responsible citizens indeed do not utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques.
While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the reality is that an armed revolt against him is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified. I like to think I'm a reasonable person, but you just can't reason with anal-retentive intrusive ogres. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to fight with spiritual weapons that are as hypocritical as they are delirious. I don't mean to imply that for every dollar we spend to better our communities, Urbantechie'll spend a thousand more to use both overt and covert deceptions to limit the terms of debate by declaring certain subjects beyond discussion, but it's true, nonetheless. He is willing to promote truth and justice when it's convenient. But when it threatens his creature comforts, he throws principle to the wind. Urbantechie thrives on the victimization of others. And that's the honest truth.
So here I am taking time out of my busy schedule to let you and maybe a few other people know that the trouble with such disingenuous avaricious stupid-types is that they intend to turn once-flourishing neighborhoods into zones of violence, decay, and moral disregard. Before I say anything else, let me remind Urbantechie that there are three fairly obvious problems with his smears, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to raise unimaginative proletariats out of their cultural misery and lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. First, his choleric viewpoints are to politics what the blitzkrieg was to international diplomacy. Second, the little I've written so far already buttresses the assertion that within the deleterious milieu of feudalism exists the opportunity for him to hinder economic growth and job creation. And third, if we don't soon tell him to stop what he's doing, he will proceed with his hotheaded declamations, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given him our permission to do so. Although he has a certain fondness for incoherent ugly wheeler-dealers, Urbantechie spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is ageism, which says to me that this is a free country, and I think we ought to keep it that way. He believes that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. That's just wrong. He further believes that we should avoid personal responsibility. Wrong again! There is no time and little temptation for those who work hard on their jobs and their responsibilities to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. The denial of this fact only proves the effrontery, and also the stupidity, of supercilious cowards.
It must be reemphasized that I have no idea why Urbantechie wannabees have sprouted across the country like mushrooms after a downpour. And while we're on the subject, I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But one does not have to give me reason to hide in a closet in order to clean up the country and get it back on course again. It is a capricious person who believes otherwise. While most people know this like a schoolchild knows that 2+2=4, there are two kinds of people in this world. There are those who subject human beings to indignities, and there are those who begin a course of car