My cousin has grown into one hot number, now what?

[kamikaze27]

7 years ago, I met this girl at a house party, through our relatives we realised we were cousins in some sort of way. So.. yeah, we hit it off really well, no boundaries, we were relatives. Shes alway been a bit of a tomboy.

That was seven years ago. Recently I just moved to a new apartment, and she ended up helping out. Now... last night after we had been moving for about a week, she comes in to my room at 2 a.m. in jammies and says its cold, can she sleep in my bed. Fine, we do that a lot... for me its no problem.

Then, for the first time I realized how damn hot she was. I didn't sleep the whole night after 2 a.m. This morning she asked me how I slept and I said fine, shes backs with with an "are you sure?"

wtf is going on? Anyone else has felt like this for a cousin? Be honest, I have been.

 

[Black88GTA]

Whoooooo....

/grabs popcorn + beer + lawn chair...stakes out a good spot

This one's gonna be good.

 

[sundev]

How exactly are you related to her?

EDIT: Oops I forgot... PICS OR BAN!

 

[gonzaga1751]

how related is she to u?

 

[amdskip]

Dude, thats just wrong. I'm grabbing the popcorn and a lawnchair.

 

[BurnItDwn]

when you say cousin, do you mean first cousin, or like, some distant fifth cousin or something?

Because, first cousin, that's sick. Second cousin, that's pushing it. Beyond that.... who cares.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

What the hell is it with YAC[ousin]Ts lately?

 

[dennilfloss]

http://www.consang.net/summary.html

 

[kamikaze27]

actually a couple of months ago she decided to pick up the j I was soking, and we kinda got chatting about how we were related. Honestly... you dont wana know, because its like a... her fathers second wifes second batch of children, and the second batch is with one of my real aunt of uncle from my mothers side.

dude... its just f.n complicated... we never did finish that chat.

 

[mesthead21]

pics?

 

[KarmaPolice]

i call shens.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

:camera: ?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
actually a couple of months ago she decided to pick up the j I was smoking, and we kinda got chatting about how we were related. Honestly... you dont wanna know, because its like a... her fathers second wifes second batch of children, and the second batch is with one of my real aunt of uncle from my mothers side.

Scratch that, it's not complicated at all. Ignore the first bit about the second wife's second batch of kids cos it's irrelevant. She's the daughter of your mother's sister or brother.

 

[kamikaze27]

I'll post pics when I get home, I'm at work still.

 

[codeyf]

I have was reintroduced to a couple hot cousins of mine at a family reunion ~5 years ago or so.

But there is no "feelings" there as you describe, no hanging out then sleeping together cuz "it's cold" etc. Not to mention I haven't seen but 3-4 of my 30 or so cousins since that reunion.

 

[Ameesh]

luvya?

 

[gonzaga1751]

well i think we could give a better opinion if we knew how closely related u are to here because if u aren't closed related and/or not blood related who cares

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Do you want us to tell you to hit it? Cause if you're not going to I'm sure one of us here won't mind Plus judging by your quote, she's about as related to you as any other stranger on the street. The plus side? You already got her in your bed once

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
actually a couple of months ago she decided to pick up the j I was soking, and we kinda got chatting about how we were related. Honestly... you dont wana know, because its like a... her fathers second wifes second batch of children, and the second batch is with one of my real aunt of uncle from my mothers side.

dude... its just f.n complicated... we never did finish that chat.

It doesn't matter how many other people your uncle has been married to. If she's the product of your blood-aunt, you're cousins

 

[Aimster]

Ross from friends

 

[Orsorum]

Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no...
The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.
George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask?
Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great.
The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins.
Flashback to Maeby in the screening room:
Maeby: Where is everybody?
Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to.
Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long.
Flashforward to the present:
Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.

 

[jacob0401]

It doesn't appear you two are too closely related enough to matter, but your description of relations is confusing. In any case who let's their female cousin sleep in their bed...that is not a platonic reaction to relatives.

 

[RichardE]

Meh, hit it like its hot

 

[kamikaze27]

Anyway I quite obviously have a problem with the way that I feel, and what about if someone can showcase a similar motion, so I dont feel like... its incest or... whatever this is supposed to be called..

honestly ... I smoke doob like there is no tomorrow
drugs like weekend air...

but this... I'm not a freak ..

 

[animalia]

what would your family say? I'm sure they wouldnt be too thrilled