Originally posted by: crice
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Originally posted by: uberman
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
:camera: ?
Definitely! Pictures are the major thing this thread lacks,
How about a spot on Jerry Springer?
I have to save this thread somehow..............
random pic
That's a porn star, not a hot cousin
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
7 years ago, I met this girl at a house party, through our relatives we realised we were cousins in some sort of way. So.. yeah, we hit it off really well, no boundaries, we were relatives. Shes alway been a bit of a tomboy.
That was seven years ago. Recently I just moved to a new apartment, and she ended up helping out. Now... last night after we had been moving for about a week, she comes in to my room at 2 a.m. in jammies and says its cold, can she sleep in my bed. Fine, we do that a lot... for me its no problem.
Then, for the first time I realized how damn hot she was. I didn't sleep the whole night after 2 a.m. This morning she asked me how I slept and I said fine, shes backs with with an "are you sure?"
wtf is going on? Anyone else has felt like this for a cousin? Be honest, I have been.
Originally posted by: Beachboy
Having sex with relatives is bad. Even if they are not closely related to you. I'm surprised I have to point this out.
Originally posted by: GeneValgene
Originally posted by: Ameesh
luvya?
LOL...that's exactly what came to my mind too, when i saw the thread title
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
7 years ago, I met this girl at a house party, through our relatives we realised we were cousins in some sort of way. So.. yeah, we hit it off really well, no boundaries, we were relatives. Shes alway been a bit of a tomboy.
That was seven years ago. Recently I just moved to a new apartment, and she ended up helping out. Now... last night after we had been moving for about a week, she comes in to my room at 2 a.m. in jammies and says its cold, can she sleep in my bed. Fine, we do that a lot... for me its no problem.
Then, for the first time I realized how damn hot she was. I didn't sleep the whole night after 2 a.m. This morning she asked me how I slept and I said fine, shes backs with with an "are you sure?"
wtf is going on? Anyone else has felt like this for a cousin? Be honest, I have been.
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
no, you have it wrong, shes the first offspring of her real dad.. what I'm I saying... her dads second marriage is to my aunt, which is what makes us cousins... I didn't realize this was going to be so complicated...
I obviously didn't elaborate properly, or somewhere there is selective misunderstanding inbound.
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
her fathers second wifes second batch of children, and the second batch is with one of my real aunt of uncle from my mothers side.
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
no my man... she is the daughter of the man that had my aunt as his second wife, she being part of the offspring of the first.
You know, you could have just said, "My Aunt Judy married this guy Jack. And HotGirl? is Jack's daughter from his first marriage."
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
honestly ... I smoke doob like there is no tomorrow
drugs like weekend air...
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no...
The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.
George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask?
Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great.
The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins.
Flashback to Maeby in the screening room:
Maeby: Where is everybody?
Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to.
Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long.
Flashforward to the present:
Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.
Originally posted by: crice
Originally posted by: fanerman91
Googling "marry cousin" got this as the first hit:
http://www.cousincouples.com/info/facts.shtml
Marry and "hit it" aren't synonymous are they?
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Originally posted by: CKent
Googling "West Virginia" should return that as the first result as well.Originally posted by: fanerman91
Googling "marry cousin" got this as the first hit:
http://www.cousincouples.com/info/facts.shtml
I thought it was "Arkansas."