My cousin has grown into one hot number, now what?

[blackdogdeek]

8 hours of posts and no pics?

that's as unsatisfying as having a hot cousin who slept in my bed last night but with whom there was no hitting of any type.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

<< sets up lawnchair in a good spot
<< get out the banjo

 

[Gdepp519]

sets up lawnchair...
sets up cooler with Corona
sets up laptop.. and waits..

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
no my man... she is the daughter of the man that had my aunt as his second wife, she being part of the offspring of the first.

Okay.

1. That still doesn't make sense. (...the man my aunt had as his second wife)

2. If you mean your uncle married a woman who already had kids, and this girl is from those kids, then you're good to go.

You do realize it only doesn't make sense because you screwed up the order?

He said:
the man that had my aunt as his second wife
you wrote:
the man my aunt had as his second wife

His makes sense, yours does not.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

IP check in Aisle Five, please. IP check in Aisle Five.

- M4H

 

[Gulzakar]

not a big deal, depends on how close of cousins you are.

 

[Gulzakar]

Nothin says luvin like humpin your cousin.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
You have to point it out because there are a LOT of asians on this forum. I was disgusted when I found out that my aunt and uncle are both blood related to me. Luckily my parents met in the states - the things that go down in asian.. GROSS.. Uncles even marry their nieces! My cousin used to flirt with my sister all the time and I was going to pound his face in if he kept it up.

WTF, what kind of Asian are you? That's not right.

 

[clamum]

****** christ, pics of her in pjs (with rear, even better) stat goddamnit

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
You have to point it out because there are a LOT of asians on this forum. I was disgusted when I found out that my aunt and uncle are both blood related to me. Luckily my parents met in the states - the things that go down in asian.. GROSS.. Uncles even marry their nieces! My cousin used to flirt with my sister all the time and I was going to pound his face in if he kept it up.

WTF, what kind of Asian are you? That's not right.

A black one, apparently.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
good lord lay off the weed dude. it took 100 posts to figure out that she's the daughter by a previous marriage of the man your aunt married because you can't think clearly

Indeed.

I predict OP will remain sexually frustrated and confused due to his own incompetence.

Pass the pipe, yo.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
You have to point it out because there are a LOT of asians on this forum. I was disgusted when I found out that my aunt and uncle are both blood related to me. Luckily my parents met in the states - the things that go down in asian.. GROSS.. Uncles even marry their nieces! My cousin used to flirt with my sister all the time and I was going to pound his face in if he kept it up.

WTF, what kind of Asian are you? That's not right.

WTH!!!! Seriously. When were your parents born? The 1800s? Dude, that kind of bass-ackwards thinking doesn't happen with any of the asians I know.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
IP check in Aisle Five, please. IP check in Aisle Five.

- M4H

c'mon, at least hold off until pics are posted of said hot cousin

 

[SirChadwick]

I'm not even going to lie here. I have been attracted to my cousin since I was about 7 years old. I used to have sexual dreams about her, but always kept it inside (of course). Even today we still click so well and its like we have a mutual attractiveness to each other. I always thought in the back of my head how I'd be with her in a heartbeat if we weren't freakin cousins. OP, are you sure she isn't your 3rd cousin? Because that's completely legal, although some still find it awkward or sick. Oh and before anyone assumes, yes I am from good ol' Georgia. Better than West Virginia right?

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
<< sets up lawnchair in a good spot
<< get out the banjo

Here I'll start playin, YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Martin]

"Cousinhood is a dangerous neighbourhood"

 

[destrekor]

apparently we aren't getting any pics
damn these motherfvckin spiders

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: pontifex
whats that from? the names sound familiar.

Arrested Development.

 

[Juice Box]

why does it seem like ATOT gets knocked down a peg every day?

 

[Roguestar]

gg america

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I'm not even going to lie here. I have been attracted to my cousin since I was about 7 years old. I used to have sexual dreams about her

I am from good ol' Georgia

YEE HAWWW

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I'm not even going to lie here. I have been attracted to my cousin since I was about 7 years old. I used to have sexual dreams about her, but always kept it inside (of course). Even today we still click so well and its like we have a mutual attractiveness to each other. I always thought in the back of my head how I'd be with her in a heartbeat if we weren't freakin cousins. OP, are you sure she isn't your 3rd cousin? Because that's completely legal, although some still find it awkward or sick. Oh and before anyone assumes, yes I am from good ol' Georgia. Better than West Virginia right?

Dude, what's with the confession? Is there a lot of cousin-lovin on this board?!?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
I'm not even going to lie here. I have been attracted to my cousin since I was about 7 years old. I used to have sexual dreams about her, but always kept it inside (of course). Even today we still click so well and its like we have a mutual attractiveness to each other. I always thought in the back of my head how I'd be with her in a heartbeat if we weren't freakin cousins. OP, are you sure she isn't your 3rd cousin? Because that's completely legal, although some still find it awkward or sick. Oh and before anyone assumes, yes I am from good ol' Georgia. Better than West Virginia right?

Dude, what's with the confession? Is there a lot of cousin-lovin on this board?!?

i'll admit i have 2, possibly 3 hot cousins. i very rarely see them, and the 3rd one i haven't seen in probably 8 years or so, but the last time i saw her she was pretty cute.

i think because i don't see them that often, its like seeing people i don't know.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
7 years ago, I met this girl at a house party, through our relatives we realised we were cousins in some sort of way. So.. yeah, we hit it off really well, no boundaries, we were relatives. Shes alway been a bit of a tomboy.

That was seven years ago. Recently I just moved to a new apartment, and she ended up helping out. Now... last night after we had been moving for about a week, she comes in to my room at 2 a.m. in jammies and says its cold, can she sleep in my bed. Fine, we do that a lot... for me its no problem.

Then, for the first time I realized how damn hot she was. I didn't sleep the whole night after 2 a.m. This morning she asked me how I slept and I said fine, shes backs with with an "are you sure?"

wtf is going on? Anyone else has felt like this for a cousin? Be honest, I have been.

For some reason, everytime I read this, banjo music starts playing about half way through.

 

[ballmode]

Have sex. It's only natural in some parts of the c ountry.

 

[noxipoo]

bullocks.