My cousin has grown into one hot number, now what?

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91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Originally posted by: kamikaze27
actually a couple of months ago she decided to pick up the j I was smoking, and we kinda got chatting about how we were related. Honestly... you dont wanna know, because its like a... her fathers second wifes second batch of children, and the second batch is with one of my real aunt of uncle from my mothers side.

Scratch that, it's not complicated at all. Ignore the first bit about the second wife's second batch of kids cos it's irrelevant. She's the daughter of your mother's sister or brother.

Wrong.

He said that the link is that her father's second wife's 2nd batch of children was with his uncle from the OP's mom's side.

But before her dad's second marriage, she'd have no connection at all to the OP.

She can be related just by marriage, and from the sound of it, that marriage could have ended in divorce.
 

Q

Lifer
Jul 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: Ranger X
OMG I wasted my time looking through 13 pages of responses. PICS OR BAN!!!

Ditto, this thread is fake, OP hasn't posted since like page 3
 

Lurknomore

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Jul 3, 2005
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Try this charming movie bout distant kissing cousins-

Cousin, Cousine (1975)- French, subtitled.

*Whoops*, they're not blood related, like the OP. Sorry. OP, where are you???
 

eelw

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Just quickly scanned the entire topic for the OPs posts. No link found. Vote for BAN!!!!!!
 

Slackware

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All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.
 

91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

How did you hide it from your family? And did you ever worry that the truth was somehow going to get out?
 

Slackware

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

How did you hide it from your family? And did you ever worry that the truth was somehow going to get out?

We were both in our early teens and very ... lustful, heh, but we were at parties together and pretty much just snuck off, at one time our parents decided that there was not enough room for us in either of the other tents so we got one for ourselves (lotsa camping in my youth), we didn't turn that down, other than that, it was the woodshed, the bathroom, her sisters apartment when she was supposed to water her plants.

Nope, they don't know to this day and we were way to horny to even consider the implications if we had been caught.

It didn't last for all that long but she's still hot and i bet my butt that we could relive old memories if we weren't so damn grown up today, everytime i meet her eyes at any family get together her smile goes from ear to ear.
 

AbAbber2k

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Originally posted by: Slackware
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

How did you hide it from your family? And did you ever worry that the truth was somehow going to get out?

We were both in our early teens and very ... lustful, heh, but we were at parties together and pretty much just snuck off, at one time our parents decided that there was not enough room for us in either of the other tents so we got one for ourselves (lotsa camping in my youth), we didn't turn that down, other than that, it was the woodshed, the bathroom, her sisters apartment when she was supposed to water her plants.

Nope, they don't know to this day and we were way to horny to even consider the implications if we had been caught.

It didn't last for all that long but she's still hot and i bet my butt that we could relive old memories if we weren't so damn grown up today, everytime i meet her eyes at any family get together her smile goes from ear to ear.

That's hot.
 

teatime0315

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Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Maeby: Hey, do you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once. You know, Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No, why...did we? Wait, wait...I don't... remember that, no...
The Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.
George Michael: I mean kind of...why do you ask?
Maeby: Well, I've got passes to the American remake. It's supposed to be great.
The Narrator: It wasn't great and Maeby knew it. The studio at which she'd finagled a job had hoped to avoid controversy by artlessly explaining that the two leads were not biological cousins.
Flashback to Maeby in the screening room:
Maeby: Where is everybody?
Executive Producer: They've been fired and you've got to fix this, or you're going to be fired, too. Cut it down if you have to.
Maeby: But it's only 71 minutes long.
Flashforward to the present:
Maeby: And it's only like 63 minutes long, so bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, no, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original...I like the way they think.

whats that from? the names sound familiar.

it is from a show called arrested development... anyone know what happened to it?... i thought it was hilarious
 

covert24

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Feb 24, 2006
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Originally posted by: Slackware
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

How did you hide it from your family? And did you ever worry that the truth was somehow going to get out?

We were both in our early teens and very ... lustful, heh, but we were at parties together and pretty much just snuck off, at one time our parents decided that there was not enough room for us in either of the other tents so we got one for ourselves (lotsa camping in my youth), we didn't turn that down, other than that, it was the woodshed, the bathroom, her sisters apartment when she was supposed to water her plants.

Nope, they don't know to this day and we were way to horny to even consider the implications if we had been caught.

It didn't last for all that long but she's still hot and i bet my butt that we could relive old memories if we weren't so damn grown up today, everytime i meet her eyes at any family get together her smile goes from ear to ear.


ima go change my pants

 

BigBadBiologist

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The OP should make some taco salad, pretend to make a Pizza Hut pizza, press his finest Quake 3 shirt, and show off his madd Halo skillz or whatever else all of the previous trolls "did" to impress women.
 

doze

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Jul 26, 2005
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Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

Since OP isn't posting how about pics of your cousin
 

sadffffff

Senior member
Jan 6, 2006
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Originally posted by: Slackware
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: Slackware
All we have is you saying she is hot, without NSFW pics no one can say for sure.

FWIW i lost my virginity to my cousin, i don't think it's illegal to get involved with your cousin here in the Netherlands but whether it is right or wrong is another question, due to regressive genes it's probably not the best course of action to pursue a childbearing relatinship but if she wants you and you want her and ou are both older than 15 then who am i to judge? Sex between two adults of legal age is none of my business, unless i'm invited of course.

How did you hide it from your family? And did you ever worry that the truth was somehow going to get out?

We were both in our early teens and very ... lustful, heh, but we were at parties together and pretty much just snuck off, at one time our parents decided that there was not enough room for us in either of the other tents so we got one for ourselves (lotsa camping in my youth), we didn't turn that down, other than that, it was the woodshed, the bathroom, her sisters apartment when she was supposed to water her plants.

Nope, they don't know to this day and we were way to horny to even consider the implications if we had been caught.

It didn't last for all that long but she's still hot and i bet my butt that we could relive old memories if we weren't so damn grown up today, everytime i meet her eyes at any family get together her smile goes from ear to ear.
damn thats hot

im typing this with one hand!
 
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