My daughter broke my heart.

[KK]

I have a slight problem. I get to see my daughter every 2 weeks on the weekend(she lives with her mother) and I am having money issues. My ex-wife loaned me $40 to get my daughter something for her b-day and I really had no idea what to get. I asked her, Bonnie, what would you like Daddy to get you? She said "All I want is for you to be happy, Daddy."

Well I had $25 of my own money to spend and my ex- wife's $40 finally meant I had enough money to buy Modern Warfare 2(been wanting this game like crazy). I asked my daughter if she really meant want she said and she told me she wanted me to buy the game. Now I feel kind of bad. I ended up playing it all weekend while she just sat in her room.(no way would I let her watch this game.) I feel like I really should have done something with that money. Maybe I could have bought her a pretty dress or take her some place fun.

Do you think I should try to sell the game back? I'm thinking I should and then surprise her when she comes back in a couple weeks. I will admit I'm loving MW2, though. I am tempted to keep it. What would yall do?

Note: this is just a troll post that was cut and pasted from elsewhere on the Internet. -Admin DrPizza

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Holy shit, you're a terrible human being.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

That game sucks, so yes, get rid of it.

 

[Tristicus]

You're an asshole. Seriously.

 

[vshah]

you should have done something fun with your daughter. trouble is, you'll have a hard time getting even $20 for that game now unless you are able to return it.

 

[Hacp]

Wow. WTF were you thinking? When she says that she wants you to be happy, she means that she wants a new Ipod.

 

[UberNeuman]

hmmm... tips toe in... water's feeling a bit trollish.....

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Wow you moron, you actually believed her?

 

[Gibsons]

I ended up playing it all weekend while she just sat in her room.

Holy crap, really? You're not kidding, you really did that?

 

[silverpig]

Epic lulz.

 

[Dominato3r]

Sell it, watch the new Toy Story movie or something.

 

[nageov3t]

Holy shit, you're a terrible human being.

yeah, like I'm hoping this is a parody thread or something.

like, sometimes I watch Intervention and it really pisses me off that those fuckups have kids while some amazing people I know can't.

 

[MJinZ]

I feel bad for you.

 

[Genx87]

Please tell me this isnt real.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

I have to believe the OP is not being truthful.

Have to believe this.

Have to.

 

[fleshconsumed]

Damn... Did you have a heart in the first place for your daughter to break it?

But seriously, wtf are you doing buying videogames if $40 is a lot of money for you?

Keep the game, but damn, reevaluate your priorities dammit.

 

[Cuda1447]

Dude... I REALLY hope you're fucking joking. If not, you are a HORRIBLE father. Complete Jackass. And I'm not surprised she's your ex-wife. Dude, fuck. Where to begin. You suck donkey balls so bad its not even funny... and donkey balls are funny.

 

[HopJokey]

Shens

 

[AreaCode707]

What thread are you parodying?

 

[Homerboy]

I feel bad for you.

You choose the OP to feel bad for? If his post is true, then I feel sorry for his daughter and anger for him.

 

[misle]

More like you broke your daughter's heart. Good job.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Dude... I REALLY hope you're fucking joking. If not, you are a HORRIBLE father. Complete Jackass. And I'm not surprised she's your ex-wife. Dude, fuck. Where to begin. You suck donkey balls so bad its not even funny... and donkey balls are funny.

Especially when they're painted funny. Like one has a really big mouth with lots of teeth going "RAWRRR!!!" and the other one has an expression like :'(

 

[speg]

0/10

 

[Tea Bag]

Successful troll is successful.

Of course I'm making the assumption I still have faith in mankind as a whole and this is in fact a troll.

 

[Tweak155]

When the answer is this obvious, it is trolling.