My dental office got a new receptionist, and shes hawt

[schneiderguy]

Turns out she's a cheerleader for the Warriors :awe:

video

According to the lady who cleans my teeth she is 30 and usually dates football players. I'm a slightly nerdy 19 year old. Does ATOT think she would go out with me? :wub:

edit: also with pictar thoughtfully provided by SKORPI0 (click the smiley)

:awe:

 

[IronWing]

L&r&showheryourgraphingcalculator

 

[schneiderguy]

L&r&showheryourgraphingcalculator

I've only got a TI-84 I was thinking I could show her my GTX 260, it's not the best card anymore but it's not like she would know the difference. It's 10.5 inches :awe:

 

[Exterous]

Well, you get points for a video of her.

Tell her you post on ATOT - that will impress her

 

[Sluggo]

Pointy elbows + pasty skin + overuse of "Like" = She digs nerds, just doesn't know it yet.

Oh yeah, she was also checking out your teeth when you checked in, how are they looking?

 

[schneiderguy]

Well, you get points for a video of her.

Tell her you post on ATOT - that will impress her

Do you think ~4k posts is enough to impress a girl like her? :hmm:

 

[JJChicken]

Turns out she's a cheerleader for the Warriors :awe:

video

According to the lady who cleans my teeth she is 30 and usually dates football players. I'm a slightly nerdy 19 year old. Does ATOT think she would go out with me? :wub:

Only one way to find out.



















Chloroform.

 

[Newbian]

Only one way to find out.



Chloroform.

Just make sure you have plenty of rope also so she doesn't escape when she wakes up.

 

[CraigRT]

You've got a chance. It's just a small one.

 

[Ika]

Do you think ~4k posts is enough to impress a girl like her? :hmm:

need at least 12970 posts.

 

[SKORPI0]

:awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

:awe:

I think you win the thread :awe:

 

[her209]

404 Hotness not found

 

[Ika]

:awe:

not sure if it's the angle of the pic but I see potential for butterface.

also elbows are too pointy

 

[schneiderguy]

You've got a chance. It's just a small one.

Greater than or less than 1%? :hmm:

 

[Mo0o]

Treatment coordinator lol...

 

[InflatableBuddha]

 

[nonameo]

She could quit her receptionist job if she did porn.

 

[schneiderguy]

She could quit her receptionist job if she did porn.

She's quite a good receptionist though The old one always called me Michelle (my name is Michael). She was kind of old and I have long hair so apparently she thought I was a girl D:

 

[IronWing]

Do you own a dremel? Might need reasons to keep going back.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

She's quite a good receptionist though The old one always called me Michelle (my name is Michael). She was kind of old and I have long hair so apparently she thought I was a girl D:

Pics?

 

[Scouzer]

she's really hot but she puckers her lips up weird when she's talking

 

[vshah]

Greater than or less than 1%? :hmm:

... I have long hair...

<1%

 

[schneiderguy]

<1%

Aww

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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What's wrong with long hair? Maybe the op looks like Sebastian Bach (circa 1990).