My dental office got a new receptionist, and shes hawt

[Lounatik]

Man, fuck the " don't be a geek and ask every hot chick out" losers posting here. These limp dicks wouldn't know a hot chick from their mother. Dumbasses giving out advice like this. Fuck. Go for it, what's there to lose? Also, I did not realize that you were the cougar lady's hot dog boy. Good job so far son! Now move on to the next level.


Peace

Lounatik

 

[schneiderguy]

\Also, I did not realize that you were the cougar lady's hot dog boy. Good job so far son! Now move on to the next level.

Thanks ^_^

 

[sdifox]

whats the worst she gonna do? you have a 50% chance of her saying yes. ask her out for a coffee or sumfin

Her: But coffee stains teeth!
You: Don't worry, I'll clean them with my tongue.

 

[sdifox]

"oral" hygienist? what is that? ^_^

They clean your willie with their mouth. Is that related to what you do? D:

 

[TridenT]

She's a dental office receptionist? She probably makes 10 bucks an hour.

You're truly stupid. Why are you so jealous of people with money?

You're not very smart, at all.

 

[Noirish]

hmm...she works in my city, but i already got my dental work done.

 

[disappoint]

Do you own a dremel? Might need reasons to keep going back.

WTH? You want him to dremel out his teeth as an excuse to go back to the dentist to see the receptionist?

How is that gonna play out?

*blood dripping out of mouth*
"Hey fafy, wanna go ouf for some coffee fater? I...OW ow ow ow oh ow, I fink I need to fee the fenfist firsf fo, can I get an emerfenfy affointfent nao? See I waf on afot and fomeone fole me to fremel my feef..."

 

[disappoint]

"oral" hygienist? what is that? ^_^

It's like a PC computer at the redundant dept. of redundancy dept. Only hotter. Even if the cooling fans are malfunctioning.

 

[IronWing]

WTH? You want him to dremel out his teeth as an excuse to go back to the dentist to see the receptionist?

How is that gonna play out?

*blood dripping out of mouth*
"Hey fafy, wanna go ouf for some coffee fater? I...OW ow ow ow oh ow, I fink I need to fee the fenfist firsf fo, can I get an emerfenfy affointfent nao? See I waf on afot and fomeone fole me to fremel my feef..."

Yes, exactly this. He should report back on his progress in developing a relationship with the receptionist and also with updated xrays.

 

[JJChicken]

You're not very smart, at all.

Irony 101

 

[schneiderguy]

hmm...she works in my city, but i already got my dental work done.

You live in San Ramon?

 

[shortylickens]

 

[TridenT]

Irony 101

You're one of the least intelligent posters on this entire forum. You have no credibility to speak about one's intelligence.

 

[TehMac]

Don't encourage him, he's just going to embarass himself.

OP, don't be one of "those guys", who asks out every girl out of his league and annoys the crap out of them. And then everytime you went back to that office it would be awkward. A girl like that gets hit on 20 times a day and even by millionaire basketball players, she is not going to date a 19 year old kid who posts on ATOT.

That's terrible advice. Wtf is wrong with you?

Schneiderguy is a fine looking dude, girls wouldn't be annoyed by him.

 

[schneiderguy]

That's terrible advice. Wtf is wrong with you?

Schneiderguy is a fine looking dude, girls wouldn't be annoyed by him.

:wub::awe:

 

[TehMac]

She's 30 and is still in the "I only date football players" mindset from high school?

No thanks.

I mean...she was a cheer leader for a football team...

 

[TridenT]

I mean...she was a cheer leader for a football team...

She isn't now?

I was under the impression she still was. :/

 

[schneiderguy]

She isn't now?

I was under the impression she still was. :/

Warriors are a basketball team.

 

[TridenT]

Warriors are a basketball team.

Oh, well... I figured they, the cheerleaders, practiced year around.

 

[Jeff7]

What we really need to know is, is her name Lisa, and does she need braces?

 

[TridenT]

What we really need to know is, is her name Lisa, and does she need braces?

Somehow this seemed very relevant. I'm not sure what nerve you've struck. Maybe it's deja vu.

 

[alkemyst]

holy fuck the people here.

Anyway...ask her out if you are interested. If she rejects it maybe try one more time one day (not the next). Then leave it alone.

That said...really think about what she does in her spare time and if you can handle that and are even interested in doing that for more than just pounding her.

I have approached / been approached by women I didn't really think I had a chance with at the time / didn't want to have a chance with at the time.

 

[BUTCH1]

404 Hotness not found

Yea, right, that girl would not piss on you if you were aflame...

 

[manimal]

The question is do you make her laugh?

If she laughs at your jokes you may have a shot.

If all else fails ask her if she wants to help you test some gas masks out at the dental office....

 

[moshquerade]

holy fuck the people here.

Anyway...ask her out if you are interested. If she rejects it maybe try one more time one day (not the next). Then leave it alone.

That said...really think about what she does in her spare time and if you can handle that and are even interested in doing that for more than just pounding her.

I have approached / been approached by women I didn't really think I had a chance with at the time / didn't want to have a chance with at the time.

funniest post in this whole shit ass thread, but only because you said, "holy fuck the people here"