My dental office got a new receptionist, and shes hawt

[RPD]

If you don't think she's hot, you need to check your man parts because she gets paid to look good and dance around in a hot body.

 

[schneiderguy]

funniest post in this whole shit ass thread, but only because you said, "holy fuck the people here"

Hey, why you calling my thread a shit ass thread

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

Give 6/10

 

[TehMac]

Hey, why you calling my thread a shit ass thread

srsly sounds like someone is jealous

 

[yhelothar]

bonar

 

[logo908]

damn dude. to get a girl like this you need to play your cards right, hopefully you haven't already screwed up. this kind girl is gonna be used to guys drooling over her everyday, hitting on her, asking her out etc. you can't just go up and ask her to go out with you.

i'm not gonna spend a lot of time on writing this but talk to her, tease her, absolutely ooze confidence even if it is 'faked', make her laugh, and do not show that much interest. eventually tell her to give you her number.

 

[ebaycj]

Only one way to find out.
Chloroform.

Dude. She works in a dentist's office. Use the Nitrous Oxide.

Edit: If you get her on a date, you could casually mention to her that you're a virgin. It will likely turn her on, especially if she's 30.

 

[ScottFern]

Treatment coordinator lol...

Exactly, I don't know why people need to lie about what they do and pump it up.

 

[invidia]

She only dates muscle-bounded alpha males with 15'' or bigger?

 

[schneiderguy]

I have another appointment on Friday.

wat do:hmm:

 

[lozina]

bring your ASUS laptop and ask her if she wants to see your "asses"

 

[zinfamous]

I have another appointment on Friday.

wat do:hmm:

tell her about your diseased gums and ask if she does house calls?

you know...with her reception skills and all.

 

[silverpig]

Walk up non-chalantly with the url to this thread on a card, and slip it to her all secret-like just as you walk in for your appointment.

Then ask if she went to the web site as you walk out.