My dog at a condom!

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Farang

Lifer
Jul 7, 2003
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Not that I advocate it, but if you're going to be having sex with dogs you don't need to use a condom. Because you are of different species, the dog will not get pregnant. By using a condom you add additional risk as you've learned in this case.
 

deadlyapp

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Apr 25, 2004
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lol at the comments. I misspelled ate* ok. It was used but I took it off before I came. Sorry for too much information. Problem solved. Woke my mommy up and gave him some peroxide. Waiting for some delicious vomit. Also, very awkward to tell your mom your girlfriend dog ate a used condom.

D:

You fail at life.
 

GrantMeThePower

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Same thing happened to me once too. I called the emergency vet and they said to give my dog hydrogen peroxide mixed with water. In like 10 seconds after having it she threw everything up, including the prophylactic.
 

Jeeebus

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Aug 29, 2006
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Weak stuff. After a $3000 surgery, they pulled a couple used condoms, a tampon, a pair of socks, a full men's belt, and a couple other items from my idiot dog's stomach. The vet assured me that she had never seen a living dog with so much stuff in its stomach.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Weak stuff. After a $3000 surgery, they pulled a couple used condoms, a tampon, a pair of socks, a full men's belt, and a couple other items from my idiot dog's stomach. The vet assured me that she had never seen a living dog with so much stuff in its stomach.
There is some freaky shit going down in this here guy's bedroom.


Picard and Dathon at el-adrel.
Jeeebus, his dog's stomach.
 
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Ruptga

Lifer
Aug 3, 2006
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Weak stuff. After a $3000 surgery, they pulled a couple used condoms, a tampon, a pair of socks, a full men's belt, and a couple other items from my idiot dog's stomach. The vet assured me that she had never seen a living dog with so much stuff in its stomach.

You spent $3k on a dog that stupid?!? Hell, I don't think I'd ever spend that kind of money on a dog, and I really like dogs.
 

Newbian

Lifer
Aug 24, 2008
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Weak stuff. After a $3000 surgery, they pulled a couple used condoms, a tampon, a pair of socks, a full men's belt, and a couple other items from my idiot dog's stomach. The vet assured me that she had never seen a living dog with so much stuff in its stomach.

I think your dog is a bit kinky.
 

error162

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I have not read all the responses regarding this. But I do know wether if its a dog or a human that this is not good, As the balloon will not pass and it will eventually be clogged in there airways and they will suffocate !! Bye all means take your Dog to the Vetinarians and have it removed !! Its not a good thing, Ballons are a dangerous thing if they are swallowed !! Ps: Do this immediately !!!!!!
 

eldorado99

Lifer
Feb 16, 2004
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I have not read all the responses regarding this. But I do know wether if its a dog or a human that this is not good, As the balloon will not pass and it will eventually be clogged in there airways and they will suffocate !! Bye all means take your Dog to the Vetinarians and have it removed !! Its not a good thing, Ballons are a dangerous thing if they are swallowed !! Ps: Do this immediately !!!!!!

I appreciate your concern and sincerity, and you are probably right that it may not pass, but how do you propose it would end up in the respiratory tract after being swallowed into the digestive tract?
 

FeuerFrei

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Mar 30, 2005
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Welp I know a doberman that swallowed a sock. It was discovered dangling from his rear later. No noticeable adverse effect. Granted that's a much larger dog than yours ...
 

eldorado99

Lifer
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Welp I know a doberman that swallowed a sock. It was discovered dangling from his rear later. No noticeable adverse effect. Granted that's a much larger dog than yours ...

My dog ate a plastic grocery bag when I was little and the same thing happened. My dad had to pull it out, I don't think he had much fun with that.
 

error162

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Nov 25, 2006
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Do me a favour call your vet and ask the same question you just asked me , Know I dont know for certain that it will end up in there resperitory tract but there is still a little length from there mouth to there actual digestive tract, And who knows where it will end up. But I am sure you love your dog !! I would not chance it, Go on google and look up children swallowing ballons and see what you come up with, Either way wherever that condom or balloon ends up its not good, I read your response stating that the condom passed, But that was lucky, Maybe you should rename him or her Lucky. Anyway if it was my dog I would not chance it !! All I know is from what I have read, And I am a dog owner so my immediate reaction would have been to get me dog to the vet !!!
 

eldorado99

Lifer
Feb 16, 2004
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Do me a favour call your vet and ask the same question you just asked me , Know I dont know for certain that it will end up in there resperitory tract but there is still a little length from there mouth to there actual digestive tract, And who knows where it will end up. But I am sure you love your dog !! I would not chance it, Go on google and look up children swallowing ballons and see what you come up with, Either way wherever that condom or balloon ends up its not good, I read your response stating that the condom passed, But that was lucky, Maybe you should rename him or her Lucky. Anyway if it was my dog I would not chance it !! All I know is from what I have read, And I am a dog owner so my immediate reaction would have been to get me dog to the vet !!!

It wasn't my dog. I don't have a dog. I agree I would also call the vet immediately if I was in the same situation as the OP. (who is not me)
 

Jeeebus

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Aug 29, 2006
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You spent $3k on a dog that stupid?!? Hell, I don't think I'd ever spend that kind of money on a dog, and I really like dogs.

I enjoy having sex with my wife. Hence why I spent $3k on my idiot dog's surgery rather than my solution, which involved a shovel.
 

WA261

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Aug 28, 2001
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Why in the fuck did you have a rubber in a place a dog could access it? Sorry, but you sound like a nasty fucker to me.
 
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