My dog at a condom!

[HardcoreRobot]

so...was it on you when the dog swallowed it?

train it to use less teeth

 

[Itchrelief]

Why in the fuck did you have a rubber in a place a dog could access it? Sorry, but you sound like a nasty fucker to me.

Is Nasty the dog's name?

 

[ElFenix]

 

[Jeff7]

Is Nasty the dog's name?

Well remember, he did say, "Also, very awkward to tell your mom your girlfriend dog ate a used condom."
:hmm:

Condom, when the latex fails. :hmm:

Condom, consumed.

 

[wiredspider]

Weak stuff. After a $3000 surgery, they pulled a couple used condoms, a tampon, a pair of socks, a full men's belt, and a couple other items from my idiot dog's stomach. The vet assured me that she had never seen a living dog with so much stuff in its stomach.

What did that dog's xray look like? You didn't notice the missing condoms? Were they yours?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

A condom, a condom!
My kingdom for a condom!

 

[Jeff7]

A condom, a condom!
My kingdom for a condom!

Then use it until thy kingdom come.

 

[Eli]

then use it until thy kingdom come.

lmao!

 

[Jeeebus]

What did that dog's xray look like? You didn't notice the missing condoms? Were they yours?

Why would I notice missing used condoms? They were presumably in a bathroom trash can, which I don't usually dig through.

 

[alkemyst]

I enjoy having sex with my wife. Hence why I spent $3k on my idiot dog's surgery rather than my solution, which involved a shovel.

you'd kill your wife with a shovel?

 

[Terabyte]

you'd kill your wife with a shovel?

I think he meant the dog.

 

[alkemyst]

I think he meant the dog.

Ahh let the dog eat her then bury the outcome. Smart man getting a dog that can eat all that.