My dog destroyed my shoulder - now with 183% moar MS Paint!

[Jeeebus]

File this one under embarrassing.

Took the dogs out for a walk the other night around 11pm. Barely make it past the house when I see the neighbor's mom out with her little lap dog which starts barking up a storm at my two dogs.

The American Bulldog, of course, is full of righteous indignation, and yells "o no he didn'" before lunging forward at the dog.

The Great Dane puppy, on the other hand, apparently can't handle the stress of a dog no bigger than some of her shits that I have picked up recently, and decides to run full speed back to the house.

I felt like Mel Gibson on the torture machine at the end of Braveheart, just with less hatred for the Jews and ex-girlfriends.

Shoulder actually popped out of the socket and then back in. It's been days and I still wince in pain just trying to lift the arm over my head. FML.

Please note that this picture of the horrific events is drawn to scale.

 

[DingDingDao]

The picture is 10/10. Hope you feel better.

 

[Skitzer]

Hope you feel better soon.
Story is so much better with the illustration of what happened!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Based on the pic, the pecs and abs look fine. You need to work on those delts, bi's and tri's before going back into battle.

Only time I've been pulled down by dogs was when I had three Ridgebacks and a Grey hound on leash at a lure coursing event. The dogs weren't racing but I should have been prepared for them to go nuts and want to chase the lure. They must have dragged me a good ten feet before I released a couple to handle the other two.

 

[gorcorps]

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Me thinks you need to stop working on the washboard abs and start working on your stick figure arms.

edit: capt caveman beat me to it.

 

[IcePickFreak]

There's more to this story. Why is the house so sad?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Got to brace yourself next time ... my husky and german shepard have done this too me before...nothing popped out though.

 

[gorcorps]

There's more to this story. Why is the house so sad?

wouldn't you be sad if your door had no knob?

 

[rudeguy]

There's more to this story. Why is the house so sad?

and why is there a toilet in the yard?

 

[chorb]

Based on the pic, the pecs and abs look fine. You need to work on those delts, bi's and tri's before going back into battle.

lol:thumbsup:

 

[snoopdoug1]

10/10 for pic alone.

 

[zinfamous]

this is why jeebus is one of my favorite posters.

 

[Jeeebus]

Based on the pic, the pecs and abs look fine. You need to work on those delts, bi's and tri's before going back into battle.

I could probably also use a healthy tanning session for my arms and legs.

I've already dislocated the other shoulder... swimming.

I can imagine going to the hospital for this one. Uhhh, ya, this is my 2nd shoulder issue. First one dislocated swimming, 2nd one popped out walking dogs.

 

[CPA]

damn it, can't see pic at work.

And a Great Dane puppy popped your shoulder out? Wait until he gets full size. You will be in a world of pain.

 

[MotF Bane]

Thread has moderate lulz. Picture alone is great lulz.

 

[Drako]

Epic work of art OP .

I hope your shoulder recovers.

 

[TheNinja]

Ya, I can't see the pic at work either. However I can tell you that shoulder injuries SUCK! They can stick with you for life. I've popped my shoulder out three times and it is definitely weak now. It's almost always sore and feels like inflammation. I probably need a medical marijuana card since I don't like pills.

 

[highland145]

125lb Rott and 90lb mut drug my Dad's skinny a** over a curb trying to get at a yappy dog. Wish I could have seen that.

You should add a few more paragraphs/details/humiliating comments/neighbor descriptions if you are an aspiring Ned wanna be.

Good luck with the shoulder.

 

[edro]

lol @ six pack pic insert

 

[DesiPower]

Epic thread

hope you feel better soon

 

[vi edit]

I felt like Mel Gibson on the torture machine at the end of Braveheart, just with less hatred for the Jews and ex-girlfriends.

LOL! Awesome story and visual reenactment!

 

[Duder1no]

dude both your dogs look like cats wtf

 

[Jeeebus]

dude both your dogs look like cats wtf

you might want to get your eyes checked - that drawing is 137% accurate.

 

[rudeguy]

LOL! Awesome story and visual reenactment!

didn't he get castrated alive at the end?