My EX g/f, how can I stay away from her? HELP!

[TonTo]

Ok, here's the situation, I was dating Maria(name changed to yada yada) and, she was really freaking annoying, so she moved out of my apartment, and got her own place and started making her own friends(instead of hanging around mine all the time and pissing them off cuz they don't like her) sooo, now, some time has passed, and, damn, she's good looking. we start talking, she says she really likes me still and always has. OH CRAP! now i feel like a damn caged animal, she invited me out to her friends place to watch some movies. We got there, and dear god, I had forgotten how goddamn ANNOYING she is. she whined at me for 10 minutes cuz she wanted me to pack her ciggarettes and i wouldn't. What's a really good way to get rid of her. without being mean..... but, definatly making her GO AWAY

 

[yobarman]

tell her you're into animals.... animals, man.

 

[iamwiz82]

or tell her you really wanna date one of her new friends

 

[HowardStern]

Haven't any of you watched Seinfeld? Ask for a threesome.

 

[nateholtrop]

ya hit on her friends they never like that

nate

 

[StageLeft]

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[bandXtrb]

Why don't you tell her the truth, that you find her annoying?

 

[stockjock]

OMG...she sounds like Janet from Friends!!! You poor guy...ok here is what you do. Enlist in the army and request duty in Antartica. That should be far enough away.

 

[telstar1]

I'm presuming you're still talking on the phone ... stop that. She'll get tired of a relationship that's one-sided. And if all else fails ... go with the animals.

 

[tommigsr]

fart in front of her, see what she says...keep repeating until she finds YOU annoying

 

[Bellgoody]

<< You poor guy...ok here is what you do. >>



Poor guy nothin'...ya quit thinking with your d#*k and start using your b#$s.
Eventually, if you're lucky, you'll mature into a sentient creature.

 

[veryape]

Tell her your gay and are getting a sex change and have just been approved for it. Operations in the morning.

 

[Daemon_UK]

I suggest asking her to take it up the back, if she wants things to progress. She'll soon tell YOU to go!

If that doesn't work, send her my way

 

[MustangSVT]

<< Why don't you tell her the truth, that you find her annoying? >>



i 2nd that, also tell her you want 3 some(like others have suggested above), u cant lose!! its a win win deal!!

 

[reitz]

Three little words:

"I am gay"

 

[bunker]

Just be a d!ck and start ignoring her.

 

[HowardStern]

<< fart in front of her, see what she says...keep repeating until she finds YOU annoying >>



Be sure to lift leg while farting and go "Ahhhhhh" afterwards.

 

[Ladies Man]

every time she just starts yapping pull out your hohodilly and stick it in her mouth

no more talking... problem solved

 

[frizzlefry]

<< I suggest asking her to take it up the back, if she wants things to progress. She'll soon tell YOU to go!

If that doesn't work, send her my way >>


LMAO!!! And if she says, "yeah baby!" what do you do? give it to her! hahahahaha

 

[DonaldDuck82]

i am for the threesome idea, and if it doesn't work, then go with the animals

 

[Emulex]

she has an oral fixation, smoking and yapping are signs of it. It mean you need to stick it in her mouth more often than you are to cure the problem. It really works. 2-3 times a day if necessary. I know it will be hard work for you, but maybe you can work things out with this tried and true method..

 

[mutiny]

<< every time she just starts yapping pull out your hohodilly and stick it in her mouth

no more talking... problem solved >>



I second this one

 

[Looney]

Another supporter for the 'animals'.

 

[Keego]

when will you newb ATOT's learn

the first thing you do is ask for pics!!!

 

[TonTo]

It took this long for someone to ask for pics? wow, i'm surprises ATOT...... surprised, shamed, and shocked!
:Q