My Ex-girlfriends hair fetish......

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Women with shaved heads are sexy.

Or close to.

Yes.

No, today I'm n0cmonkey Xtreme. It has to be down to the skin.

 

[Shanteli]

wow...how odd

 

[OutHouse]

wow, if she freaks over hair in her anus, just imagine what she would do if she ever crapped out a tapeworm...

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Citrix
wow, if she freaks over hair in her anus, just imagine what she would do if she ever crapped out a tapeworm...

what if she crapped out a catepillar???!?

or a gerbil!

AHHHHA

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
hmm i know the answer to this but im not going to state it openly and I know from personal experience

what?

Ok fine. Up until this weekend I've had long hair. While taking a shower some pieces fall out and rest in the grand canyon. When I use the restroom or shower and wash I can feel the hairs that have fallen be pulled out of the anal cavity. Therefore, it DOES happen. *sigh*

That is gross omg... so when you #2 does it sometimes get caught in the "net"? That's gotta be fun to deal with. Maybe you should just wear a bathing suit bottom when u shower...

and how would I wash below the waist then?

You could pull your hair up when getting ready to wash down there... Or wear a hair net thingie, wash down there first, and then take off hair net and wash hair?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
hmm i know the answer to this but im not going to state it openly and I know from personal experience

what?

Ok fine. Up until this weekend I've had long hair. While taking a shower some pieces fall out and rest in the grand canyon. When I use the restroom or shower and wash I can feel the hairs that have fallen be pulled out of the anal cavity. Therefore, it DOES happen. *sigh*

:camera:s?

i find my wife and daughters hair in my crack all the time. im sure its from the laundry tho.

 

[cerebusPu]

lol...your daughters hair got in your ass crack.

 

[lokiju]

"THATS WACK"!!!

 

[Alchemist99]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
hmm i know the answer to this but im not going to state it openly and I know from personal experience

what?

Ok fine. Up until this weekend I've had long hair. While taking a shower some pieces fall out and rest in the grand canyon. When I use the restroom or shower and wash I can feel the hairs that have fallen be pulled out of the anal cavity. Therefore, it DOES happen. *sigh*

You're a very brave person to admit this TwinkleToes, so I guess as much as this will alter my view of the universe this myth is real!, I guess I'll call my ex up and apologize for laughing so hard at her, I wonder if this is similar to the navel lint phenomena, hmm......

 

[flexy]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
One of my ex's had this obsession with hair or the removal of it, s [...]

looks like a serious phobia for me which would definetly require some professional help....

Besides she might get much more harm from eating everyday processed food or McD fast food than she would get by having a hair up her a$$ going in her stomach etc Just dont make the mistake and argue with logic because you cant 'argue away' a phobia/ocd etc. with logic.
I bet deep inside her (no pun intended) she also knows that she acts irrational and therefore even more suffers from here phobia/ocd thing.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
hmm i know the answer to this but im not going to state it openly and I know from personal experience

what?

Ok fine. Up until this weekend I've had long hair. While taking a shower some pieces fall out and rest in the grand canyon. When I use the restroom or shower and wash I can feel the hairs that have fallen be pulled out of the anal cavity. Therefore, it DOES happen. *sigh*

That is gross omg... so when you #2 does it sometimes get caught in the "net"? That's gotta be fun to deal with. Maybe you should just wear a bathing suit bottom when u shower...

and how would I wash below the waist then?

"its like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet " - Adam Carolla

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
One of my ex's had this obsession with hair or the removal of it, she hated it and was always trying to remove it in some fashion, obviously focusing on the more private regions, but I digress because my real point is to ask if this theory she had about hair propagation holds any water.

Ok it goes like this, she had this phobia that strands of her hair, which was below shoulder length, would work themselves down between her cheeks while she was walking,it would find it's way to her
{medical term} anus and from the back and forth motion of her cheeks that it would work its way up and into her..... well you get the idea. I of course think the idea is preposterous and still to this day laugh when I think of it, but she seemed quite insistent that this was in fact a little known phenomena, and that she had experienced it. So I put it to the experts of all things bizarre and uncanny is this possible? and if so does it pose a health risk?

If by long strands of hair which was below should length you mean 'gerbil' and if by working down between the cheeks while walking you mean 'stuffing' then I would say her fears are not unfounded. Otherwise, I will tell you I have long hair and have never had such a problem.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
One of my ex's had this obsession with hair or the removal of it, she hated it and was always trying to remove it in some fashion, obviously focusing on the more private regions, but I digress because my real point is to ask if this theory she had about hair propagation holds any water.

Ok it goes like this, she had this phobia that strands of her hair, which was below shoulder length, would work themselves down between her cheeks while she was walking,it would find it's way to her
{medical term} anus and from the back and forth motion of her cheeks that it would work its way up and into her..... well you get the idea. I of course think the idea is preposterous and still to this day laugh when I think of it, but she seemed quite insistent that this was in fact a little known phenomena, and that she had experienced it. So I put it to the experts of all things bizarre and uncanny is this possible? and if so does it pose a health risk?

You should have just bought her a huge butt-plug and told her that you really cared about her obsession, and wanted to protect her "cavity"

 

[xEDIT409]

Consult help for your girlfriend.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SP33Demon

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
hmm i know the answer to this but im not going to state it openly and I know from personal experience

what?

Ok fine. Up until this weekend I've had long hair. While taking a shower some pieces fall out and rest in the grand canyon. When I use the restroom or shower and wash I can feel the hairs that have fallen be pulled out of the anal cavity. Therefore, it DOES happen. *sigh*

That is gross omg... so when you #2 does it sometimes get caught in the "net"? That's gotta be fun to deal with. Maybe you should just wear a bathing suit bottom when u shower...

and how would I wash below the waist then?

"its like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet " - Adam Carolla

BWHAHAHA...

Adam Carolla RULES!

I need to start listening to Loveline again....

 

[PunDogg]

for her birthday take a pic of a hairy ass and be like its coming true, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Dogg