My Ex-girlfriends hair fetish......

Alchemist99

Golden Member
Oct 15, 2002
1,172
0
0
One of my ex's had this obsession with hair or the removal of it, she hated it and was always trying to remove it in some fashion, obviously focusing on the more private regions, but I digress because my real point is to ask if this theory she had about hair propagation holds any water.

Ok it goes like this, she had this phobia that strands of her hair, which was below shoulder length, would work themselves down between her cheeks while she was walking,it would find it's way to her
{medical term} anus and from the back and forth motion of her cheeks that it would work its way up and into her..... well you get the idea. I of course think the idea is preposterous and still to this day laugh when I think of it, but she seemed quite insistent that this was in fact a little known phenomena, and that she had experienced it. So I put it to the experts of all things bizarre and uncanny is this possible? and if so does it pose a health risk?
 

AvesPKS

Diamond Member
Apr 21, 2000
4,729
0
0
Ok, first of all I had to stop the show I was watching to devote my full attention to your post. Alas, even with full attention diverted I still am unable to comprehend WTF you're talking about. You're saying that she worried that hair from her head was getting stuck in her crack? Brain...exploding...must...not...think...about...it...If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...

/hemmorhages
 

Alchemist99

Golden Member
Oct 15, 2002
1,172
0
0
Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Ok, first of all I had to stop the show I was watching to devote my full attention to your post. Alas, even with full attention diverted I still am unable to comprehend WTF you're talking about. You're saying that she worried that hair from her head was getting stuck in her crack? Brain...exploding...must...not...think...about...it...If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...

/hemmorhages

I 'm here to enlighten and amuse but lest I confuse let me say specifically she was afraid of loose strands of hair
working themselves into her anus from the back and forth motion of her cheeks. It's a true story and she even told me she had someone to validate her beliefs. But I'm with you guys I think the idea is laughable.
 

Ameesh

Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
23,686
0
0
did you break up with her cause she had a hairy anus, i think that would be valid grounds for a breakup.
 

fredtam

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2003
5,694
2
76
Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Ok, first of all I had to stop the show I was watching to devote my full attention to your post. Alas, even with full attention diverted I still am unable to comprehend WTF you're talking about. You're saying that she worried that hair from her head was getting stuck in her crack? Brain...exploding...must...not...think...about...it...If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...

/hemmorhages

LOL. Thanks.
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
18,148
1
0
wow. definetely a headcase there. no hair is going to work it's way up your butthole just from walking. it takes a lot more than rubbing motion to stick something up there. that's why we have schinters (or however they're spelled). i'd guess she ate something with one of her hairs in it and it came out the other end (as hair tends to do), and caused an pleasant wiping "challenge" which scarred her for life.
 

dfi

Golden Member
Apr 20, 2001
1,213
0
0
First I'm going to assume she isn't walking around naked all day. So she has something covering the cheeks.

Now from just thinking about it, yes, I can imagine that really long hair could possibly find its way in between her cheeks. Probably not a substantial amount. Also, depending on how thin/thick the material that she is covering her cheeks with, it is possible that some strands of hair could poke their way through her garment and in between her cheeks.

Is this a health threat? I don't know... but I know I wouldn't go out with a girl who had hair down to her butt cheeks, brazenly stated that it pokes her anus, and yet refuses to cut it.

dfi
 

Sid59

Lifer
Sep 2, 2002
11,879
3
81
you did tell her that he anus is CLOSED, right. there's hardly a chance that hair will make its way up there without an external force opening the anal sphincter.

WTF!
 

skace

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
14,488
7
81
Originally posted by: dfi
Now from just thinking about it, yes, I can imagine that really long hair could possibly find its way in between her cheeks. Probably not a substantial amount. Also, depending on how thin/thick the material that she is covering her cheeks with, it is possible that some strands of hair could poke their way through her garment and in between her cheeks.

Wow, good call.
 

Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
50,419
8
81
WTF? :Q

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
wow. definetely a headcase there. no hair is going to work it's way up your butthole just from walking. it takes a lot more than rubbing motion to stick something up there. that's why we have schinters (or however they're spelled). i'd guess she ate something with one of her hairs in it and it came out the other end (as hair tends to do), and caused an pleasant wiping "challenge" which scarred her for life.

LMFAO!!!

OMG...

*tears*

I bet you're right, though... LOL.....

oh man.
 

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
24,036
21
81
Originally posted by: opticalmace
WTF?

I 2nd that WTF.

First of all, hair doesn't have a mind of it's own and "seek anus".

Second, I hope she's talking about hair that has fallen off, and now actually hair growing legs and moving around within the epidermis. If she's ever gotten an accumulation of hair between her butt cheeks, it's probably from her pubic hair around her genitals which is only an inch away from the anus. Duh
 

Ogg

Diamond Member
Sep 5, 2003
4,829
1
0
:Q
MODS we better get a sticky on this one.
This is gonna be a classic WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

SagaLore

Elite Member
Dec 18, 2001
24,036
21
81
Originally posted by: Sid59
you did tell her that he anus is CLOSED, right. there's hardly a chance that hair will make its way up there without an external force opening the anal sphincter.

WTF!

Maybe her anus slurps up hair like spaghetti.
 

smokey7722

Senior member
Feb 16, 2000
487
0
0
Well just wanted to thank all of you, I have been extremely depressed for the past two days, and I woke up this morning to reading this. WOW. Well, just made my day, first time I laughed in two days, so thanks all!
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
35,461
4
76
Should have told her that friction is the best way, and that you were game for a little booty busting
 
sale-70-410-exam    | Exam-200-125-pdf    | we-sale-70-410-exam    | hot-sale-70-410-exam    | Latest-exam-700-603-Dumps    | Dumps-98-363-exams-date    | Certs-200-125-date    | Dumps-300-075-exams-date    | hot-sale-book-C8010-726-book    | Hot-Sale-200-310-Exam    | Exam-Description-200-310-dumps?    | hot-sale-book-200-125-book    | Latest-Updated-300-209-Exam    | Dumps-210-260-exams-date    | Download-200-125-Exam-PDF    | Exam-Description-300-101-dumps    | Certs-300-101-date    | Hot-Sale-300-075-Exam    | Latest-exam-200-125-Dumps    | Exam-Description-200-125-dumps    | Latest-Updated-300-075-Exam    | hot-sale-book-210-260-book    | Dumps-200-901-exams-date    | Certs-200-901-date    | Latest-exam-1Z0-062-Dumps    | Hot-Sale-1Z0-062-Exam    | Certs-CSSLP-date    | 100%-Pass-70-383-Exams    | Latest-JN0-360-real-exam-questions    | 100%-Pass-4A0-100-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-300-135-exams-date    | Passed-200-105-Tech-Exams    | Latest-Updated-200-310-Exam    | Download-300-070-Exam-PDF    | Hot-Sale-JN0-360-Exam    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Exams    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-JN0-360-exams-date    | Exam-Description-1Z0-876-dumps    | Latest-exam-1Z0-876-Dumps    | Dumps-HPE0-Y53-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-HPE0-Y53-Exam    | 100%-Pass-HPE0-Y53-Real-Exam-Questions    | Pass-4A0-100-Exam    | Latest-4A0-100-Questions    | Dumps-98-365-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-98-365-Exam    | 100%-Pass-VCS-254-Exams    | 2017-Latest-VCS-273-Exam    | Dumps-200-355-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-300-320-Exam    | Pass-300-101-Exam    | 100%-Pass-300-115-Exams    |
http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    | http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    |