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irishScott

Lifer
Oct 10, 2006
21,568
3
0
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.
Just make sure you wear your iPod while doing so.

Make sure you hold hands too because you certainly don't want the electricity flowing between you via your ummm...

Meh, no worries there. We'll be close to the ground and more than likely surrounded by trees.
 

Crusty

Lifer
Sep 30, 2001
12,684
2
81
Originally posted by: nerdress
Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Come on...that game was fucking awesome.

While it was... A Link to the Past is by far the best out of the series!
 

ProfJohn

Lifer
Jul 28, 2006
18,251
8
0
Originally posted by: Crusty
Originally posted by: nerdress
Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Come on...that game was fucking awesome.

While it was... A Link to the Past is by far the best out of the series!
Ok... we are talking about having wild crazy sex with her in the mud during a thunderstorm and you are still talking about a video game... nerd!
 

Crusty

Lifer
Sep 30, 2001
12,684
2
81
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Originally posted by: Crusty
Originally posted by: nerdress
Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Come on...that game was fucking awesome.

While it was... A Link to the Past is by far the best out of the series!
Ok... we are talking about having wild crazy sex with her in the mud during a thunderstorm and you are still talking about a video game... nerd!

I'm sorry I have a bit of class...
 

irishScott

Lifer
Oct 10, 2006
21,568
3
0
Originally posted by: Crusty
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Originally posted by: Crusty
Originally posted by: nerdress
Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Come on...that game was fucking awesome.

While it was... A Link to the Past is by far the best out of the series!
Ok... we are talking about having wild crazy sex with her in the mud during a thunderstorm and you are still talking about a video game... nerd!

I'm sorry I have a bit of class...

Oh I can be classy when I want to be, but the passionate thunder-mud fucking is where it's at.
 

Darthvoy

Golden Member
Aug 3, 2004
1,826
1
0
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.
 

abaez

Diamond Member
Jan 28, 2000
7,158
1
81
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.

Cause a pic in the pool is a myspace studio shot... I bet her elbows are too pointy too right?
 

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
11,815
2
81
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.

On a safety note: If you are going to be out doing it in a thunderstorm, do it in a ditch.

That is all.
 

irishScott

Lifer
Oct 10, 2006
21,568
3
0
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.

On a safety note: If you are going to be out doing it in a thunderstorm, do it in a ditch.

That is all.

Hmm. Good idea. More liquidy mud down there anyway.
 

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
48,513
221
106
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.

You are a sad, sad little man.
 

MrMatt

Banned
Mar 3, 2009
3,911
7
0
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.

I KNOW!!! I have a whole rant about this....these guys on forums think that "ooooh if I'm nice to this girl that lives 2800 miles away from me she'll be my e-cyber-intra-inter-www.net-girlfriend and come visit me and let me put it ITB!!!!111111111HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

I kind of thought ATOT was more insulated to that type of horse-shit, seeing as how it seems there are more married people and people with varied interest here who actually get away from the radioactive glow of their computer monitors more often.
 

nerdress

Senior member
Jun 5, 2009
764
1
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I woke up this morning craving friend chicken and waffles, so I'm blaming this thread, and this picture: http://www.inuyaki.com/archives/1910

Is it possible to be hungover from Friday night?

Happy Father's Day! ^^, I'm going to go play Zelda! (Ocarina of Time, bitches!) Maybe get nostalgic and play Diddy Kong Racing...
 

TecHNooB

Diamond Member
Sep 10, 2005
7,460
1
76
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.

I KNOW!!! I have a whole rant about this....these guys on forums think that "ooooh if I'm nice to this girl that lives 2800 miles away from me she'll be my e-cyber-intra-inter-www.net-girlfriend and come visit me and let me put it ITB!!!!111111111HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

I kind of thought ATOT was more insulated to that type of horse-shit, seeing as how it seems there are more married people and people with varied interest here who actually get away from the radioactive glow of their computer monitors more often.

That's actually not what the majority is thinking.
 

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
11,815
2
81
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.

On a safety note: If you are going to be out doing it in a thunderstorm, do it in a ditch.

That is all.

Hmm. Good idea. More liquidy mud down there anyway.

No problem :thumbsup:
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
36,041
472
126
Originally posted by: TecHNooB
Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

exactly, all these guys here kissing her ass thinking they may actually have a chance is the hilarious part of this whole thread. Go out and meet a real fucking girl geez...and stop feeding into her over-blown ego and sense of self-worth. She may not want to admit it, but she is an attention whore. One does not need to get paid money to be an attention whore becuase after all the "payment" is the attention one is getting. I have no doubt that she is reveling in the attention all the losers here are giving her. Anyways, after viewing the the first few seconds of the video, she is actually less attractive than I originally suspected... once again proving that myspace angles and studio shots do help.

I KNOW!!! I have a whole rant about this....these guys on forums think that "ooooh if I'm nice to this girl that lives 2800 miles away from me she'll be my e-cyber-intra-inter-www.net-girlfriend and come visit me and let me put it ITB!!!!111111111HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

I kind of thought ATOT was more insulated to that type of horse-shit, seeing as how it seems there are more married people and people with varied interest here who actually get away from the radioactive glow of their computer monitors more often.

That's actually not what the majority is thinking.

You obviously don't visit AT enough or any other geek site.
 

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
11,815
2
81
Originally posted by: nerdress
I woke up this morning craving friend chicken and waffles, so I'm blaming this thread, and this picture: http://www.inuyaki.com/archives/1910

Is it possible to be hungover from Friday night?

Happy Father's Day! ^^, I'm going to go play Zelda! (Ocarina of Time, bitches!) Maybe get nostalgic and play Diddy Kong Racing...

You have a day two hang over.

Yes it is possible.
 
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