My (female) cousin is a gamer!

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: nerdress
Attention whoring is for amateurs, what I do is much classier thank you!

call it what you want.. but a spade is still a spade.

'call girls' are still whores.. no matter how much makeup and dressup you do.

I don't get paid for any of this, so "whore" is probably not the best choice word for whatever it is I'm doing.

You've been a nice thorn in the side of this thread for all 900 posts so far! How does that feel to try and get my attention, now that you have it?

Who is the one seeking attention now?

^^rhetorical. We all know it's you.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: nerdress
I don't get paid for any of this, so "whore" is probably not the best choice word for whatever it is I'm doing..

is attention 'skank' a better word?

Originally posted by: nerdress
You've been a nice thorn in the side of this thread for all 900 posts so far! How does that feel to try and get my attention, now that you have it?

Who is the one seeking attention now?

^^rhetorical. We all know it's you.

not all 900 posts.... some days it disappeared to page 4 or so because that's where it belongs.

i am not seeking anyone's attention... especially not yours.

i still think you're nothing more than 911paramedic's delusional alter ego in an attempt to make the pathetic 'horny masses' of the prepubescent off topic look stupid... i for one look forward to the day of that reveal.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: guyver01

not all 900 posts.... some days it disappeared to page 4 or so because that's where it belongs.

i am not seeking anyone's attention... especially not yours.

i still think you're nothing more than 911paramedic's delusional alter ego in an attempt to make the pathetic 'horny masses' of the prepubescent off topic look stupid... i for one look forward to the day of that reveal.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

This is not the first time I've received attention from the opposite sex from pictures, and you aren't the first to try and derail my self-confidence. But I'm taking some [semi] serious offense at you calling my cousin borderline schizophrenic. We have problems in this family, but thankfully that's not one of them.

Also, thankfully, you don't know me. I don't care that you don't care if you know me or not, but the others on this thread have all acknowledged that I'm just having fun, and moved on.

You claim you are not seeking anyone's attention, yet you have over 10,000 posts all dedicated to this site to which the sole purpose is to provide your own personal, albeit sometimes helpful but otherwise totally superfluous, opinion. Maintaining that you've never done something like [this thread] in terms of attention-seeking or however you'd care to call it, does not mean you haven't tried in previous pathetic, smaller scaled attempts (i.e. right now).

Each comment you've posted provides a clear backup to everything I just said. This will be my last acknowledgment of your existence, unless you finally have something nice to say.

This raging hangover is making me cranky. :thumbsdown:

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: nerdress
We have problems in this family, but thankfully that's not one of them.

based on your "cousin" posting "my hawt cousin" pics and thread... i'd say inbreeding is probably the leading cause.

Originally posted by: nerdress

You claim you are not seeking anyone's attention, yet you have over 13000 posts all dedicated to this site to which the sole purpose is to provide your own personal, albeit sometimes helpful but otherwise totally superfluous, opinion.

i have over 10,000 posts... i see reading comprehension is not your main strong point. 10,000 <> 13,000

and most of my posts recently have been during the hours of 9pm and 7am.. primarily because those are my working hours, and this site provides some sort of outlet to prevent me from falling asleep at work, since there's not much to do but babysit some servers.

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: nerdress
waaah, someone isn't sucking up to me... they be derailing my self-confidence...

and you average almost 3x guyvers ppd.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: rise

Originally posted by: nerdress
waaah, someone isn't sucking up to me... they be derailing my self-confidence...

and you average almost 3x guyvers ppd.

and at that rate, after 9 years she'd have 24637 posts... more than double mine.

and she has the nerve to talk about post counts. lol

 

[uclaLabrat]

Keep it up nerdress....hilarity ensues.

 

[TehMac]

guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

 

[slayer202]

s-a-d

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: nerdress
Zelda, Ocarina of Time. Come on...that game was fucking awesome.

Does not hold a candle... or dare I say "Lamp" to the awesomeness that was Link to the Past.

 

[Jeff7181]

Aren't you glad you joined AT, nerdress!?

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: guyver01
i still think you're nothing more than 911paramedic's delusional alter ego in an attempt to make the pathetic 'horny masses' of the prepubescent off topic look stupid... i for one look forward to the day of that reveal.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

No, I started this entire thread aimed right at you. I don't know you but I thought, "Hey, why not start a huge thread aimed at aggravating guyver01 for no reason?"

Sure, you had to fall into the thread, stay and read the responses, and then find yourself unable to resist posting and becoming offensive.

Looks like I am the winner because it looks like all of those things worked. Now, who do I target with my next thread?

P.S.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

You wouldn't by any chance fall into that category, now would you? Why else would you be here?

P.P.S. The pictures were on her website, I only took two from her site and posted them after people asked about them. It's not like I carry them in my wallet ffs.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: guyver01
i still think you're nothing more than 911paramedic's delusional alter ego in an attempt to make the pathetic 'horny masses' of the prepubescent off topic look stupid... i for one look forward to the day of that reveal.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

No, I started this entire thread aimed right at you. I don't know you but I thought, "Hey, why not start a huge thread aimed at aggravating guyver01 for no reason?"

Sure, you had to fall into the thread, stay and read the responses, and then find yourself unable to resist posting and becoming offensive.

Looks like I am the winner because it looks like all of those things worked. Now, who do I target with my next thread?

P.S.

until then.. keep courting the undersexed, over sugared masses..

You wouldn't by any chance fall into that category, now would you? Why else would you be here?

P.P.S. The pictures were on her website, I only took two from her site and posted them after people asked about them. It's not like I carry them in my wallet ffs.

wait, we aren't all here because of that? :laugh:

 

[Maximilian]

Wow i would totally rail your cousin OP

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Maximilian
Wow i would totally rail your cousin OP

Can I not picture that please?

 

[ProfJohn]

guyver01 why are you being an ass???

People may debate whether she is an attention whore or not, but I doubt that they will debate whether you are being an ass.

If you don't like the thread or the poster then leave it be.

 

[mflacy]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: nerdress

You claim you are not seeking anyone's attention, yet you have over 13000 posts all dedicated to this site to which the sole purpose is to provide your own personal, albeit sometimes helpful but otherwise totally superfluous, opinion.

i have over 10,000 posts... i see reading comprehension is not your main strong point. 10,000 <> 13,000

and most of my posts recently have been during the hours of 9pm and 7am.. primarily because those are my working hours, and this site provides some sort of outlet to prevent me from falling asleep at work, since there's not much to do but babysit some servers.

LOL, Huge distinction there, model employee.

 

[Xonoahbin]

I just visited this thread for the first time.. I lurk so much that I just assumed it was some stupid thread. Kind of funny really, lol. I see nerdress is now in the thread (and quickly chasing down my dismal post count with it) but that shan't stop me from saying that she's very attractive

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: TehMac
guyver stop already. It's clear you've made this your newest attempt to look cool in front of a bunch of computer users, but it isn't really working, is it?

Just enjoy the thread for its hilarity/hawt factor, or go wank off to lindsay lohan.

i couldn't care less about "looking cool" in front of a bunch of anonymous posters who i will never meet in real life.

i am enjoying this thread for its hilarity... all the drooling suckups. :laugh:

Hey, I'm headed to the bay area in a few weeks--I have a chance.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Maximilian
Wow i would totally rail your cousin OP

You do realise she is on and reads the forums right?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: Maximilian
Wow i would totally rail your cousin OP

You do realise she is on and reads the forums right?

Nothing wrong with acknowledging a sexy woman.

She's hot. Any heterosexual guy with a hint of testosterone would totally rail her.

 

[ProfJohn]

I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.

 

[ProfJohn]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
I don't want to rail her....

I want to make love to her

And I want to passionately fuck her while mud wrestling in a thunderstorm. Same thing.

Oh, and I'm serious about the thunderstorm bit. It's on my list of things to do before I die (to clarify, not necessarily with the OPs cousin). Unfortunately I have yet to find the correct combination of willing participants and opportunity.

Just make sure you wear your iPod while doing so.

Make sure you hold hands too because you certainly don't want the electricity flowing between you via your ummm...