My fiancee says I'm horrible...

[SaltBoy]

...because I'm such a good kisser. :Q:Q

We're going for the whole entire abstinence until marriage thing, so I guess I'm tempting her pretty hard when I kiss her as well as I supposedly do. Hey, if I'm so horrible, it's only because she brings out the worst in me.

 

[lawaris]

it's jus' that she is naive

and she hasn't met me

 

[Danman]

<< it's jus' that she is naive

and she hasn't met me >>



lol!

 

[SaltBoy]

<< it's jus' that she is naive
and she hasn't met me >>



Maybe so, but you ain't getting her. She's mine!

 

[Renob]

Dude you need to start Banging that girl.

And thats all I gots to say.

 

[XZeroII]

Congrats. Live long and prosper

 

[Spooner]

 

[SaltBoy]

<< Dude you need to start Banging that girl.
And thats all I gots to say. >>



Yes, I'm going crazy, but coming from a guy named RENOB, I don't know if I trust your advice...

Two more months... two more months... two more months... ahhhhh! :Q:Q

 

[RossMAN]

Admit it, chicks dig the Office Guy 6 avatar.

 

[lawaris]

like a thingy ? ..... uuuuhhhh...... I just hope she is intelligent enough to decide ... that there are better kissers .......and lovers ...

talk about vicarious pleasures ....kiss her like I do ...and watch the glow on her face ...

 

[iamwiz82]

it will be 30 seconds of glory!

 

[MichaelD]

[sarcasm]Ah yes, my early twenty-something sexual newbie, your AT Nickname should be Studboy instead of Saltboy. Why, just reading your thread gave me the warm fuzzies...[/sarcasm]

Hopefully, you don't turn out to be a One Pump Pete and your fiancee a Stone Cold Fish. Good luck in your quest for marital bliss.

 

[lawaris]

<< it will be 30 seconds of glory!

>>




depends ....

 

[SaltBoy]

<< [sarcasm]Ah yes, my early twenty-something sexual newbie, your AT Nickname should be Studboy instead of Saltboy. Why, just reading your thread gave me the warm fuzzies...[/sarcasm]
Hopefully, you don't turn out to be a One Pump Pete and your fiancee a Stone Cold Fish. Good luck in your quest for marital bliss. >>

I guess you're making fun of me because you're trying to justify your promiscuous ways. You know what? There are STILL people out there in the world who believe in chastity before marriage and complete fidelity afterwards. And you know what? They're VERY, VERY happy they chose that lifestyle. I know I am. Take your thread crapping elsewhere...

 

[Mookow]

<< it will be 30 seconds of glory!

>>



I can predict the future..... hehehehehehe

Sorry man, couldnt resist

 

[ravanux]

<<
<< it will be 30 seconds of glory! >>

depends .... >>



aaahhhhh....depends!
I love old women!

 

[lawaris]

<<

<< it will be 30 seconds of glory!

>>



I can predict the future..... hehehehehehe

Sorry man, couldnt resist >>




ha ha ha ha ha ha - that was funny ....I rem' it was actually ver natural and easy when I did it

 

[SaltBoy]

<< I can predict the future..... hehehehehehe
Sorry man, couldnt resist >>



Hehe. That's okay... sure, I'm sure it's going to be awkward my first time, but isn't it awkward the first time for everybody? I guess I got a lifetime to learn.

BTW, it will only be 8 1/2 months from first date to the day of the wedding. Yeah, I know, pretty crazy...

/edit Holy crap... I actually read that article. I know it's a satire, but rest assured boys, my wedding night is NOT going to be like that... :Q

 

[StageLeft]

<< Dude you need to start Banging that girl.

And thats all I gots to say. >>

 

[Ausm]

<< Dude you need to start Banging that girl. And thats all I gots to say. >>



She probably is a nun

Ausm

 

[lawaris]

<<
Hehe. That's okay... sure, I'm sure it's going to be awkward my first time, but isn't it awkward the first time for everybody? I guess I got a lifetime to learn.



<<

don't bet on the future buddy ....... and why shd. it be awkward ?? Anything natural shd. be smooth , easy .... and work like a well oiled piston

 

[SaltBoy]

<< don't bet on the future buddy ....... and why shd. it be awkward ?? Anything natural shd. be smooth , easy .... and work like a well oiled piston >>



Well-oiled piston -- now that's an interesting term to use. I prefer well-oiled machine...

 

[olds]

<< She probably is a nun
Ausm >>


Actually, she's a good kisser herself.

 

[Geekbabe]

oh please !!!! give us a break here, I haven't got my waders on !!!




j/k , congrats on your upcoming wedding

 

[Mookow]

oh, yeah, congrats.

I'm just busting your chops...