i was in florida last week and was surprised how shitty the drivers are down there. i live around DC and we clearly have the worst drivers in the country around here, but holy shit the drivers in florida are terrible and have a lot of the same bad habits.
i actually almost got run over by some old bitch in a publix parking lot too. i was walking to the store and she was just slowly turning right into a parking spot that i was clearly walking infront of and she even slowed down when she saw me.
but then she kind of started acting as though i wasn't there. as i had to literally jump out of the way to not get hit by her as she turned into the spot, i said to her with her window rolled down "what the fuck?" and she said "sorry i didn't see you."
it was some old bitch probably like 55 or so, and she was probably hammered even though it was 9am in the morning on a wednesday. i mean it was the keys and i was headed there to get beer, so i think it is a real possibility.