My friend introduced me to two strippers

[mugs]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
That is a lot cheaper than a million dollars.

[officespace]Fuggin A Man[/officespace]

I like you already, noob

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
That is a lot cheaper than a million dollars.

[officespace]Fuggin A Man[/officespace]

bahahaha

 

[Azndude2190]

hehe:laugh:

 

[BullyCanadian]

Bottle of Rum: $40
Cheap Motel $50
Two strippers/hookers for a 3some: $600
Finding out 2 weeks later that you got multiple STD's from both of the strippers: Priceless

There are somethings in life money cant buy, for evertthing else theres Mastercard.

 

[erikistired]

this will be your only chance, jump on it.

 

[MX2]

Yay! Only $600 to catch the herp! Thats a bargain.

 

[her209]

You've got to start somewhere.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Aimster
they said they would do a 3some with me for $600 ...

how tempting is that.

Grr.
Wtvr.

By the way they aren't like drop dead gorgeous or anything.

and what exactly are you going to do w/this threesome? is your mouth going anywhere near their orfices?

if not, then what's the point? if so, then oral herpes FTL!

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MoPHo

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: njswift10141980

Originally posted by: MoPHo
if you pay for a threesome, it doesn't count

why doesn't it count? it would still actually happen.
that's like paying for a bj. it's still a bj.

the way i see it, if you pay for it anyone could do the same. it takes work to actually get it for free.

it takes work for some.

*pants asplode*

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: Aimster
they said they would do a 3some with me for $600 ...

how tempting is that.

Grr.
Wtvr.

By the way they aren't like drop dead gorgeous or anything.

and what exactly are you going to do w/this threesome? is your mouth going anywhere near their orfices?

if not, then what's the point? if so, then oral herpes FTL!

Yeah, cardinal rule of paying for sex is that you shouldn't touch or kiss any of the hooker's orifices.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Aimster
they said they would do a 3some with me for $600 ...

how tempting is that.

Grr.
Wtvr.

By the way they aren't like drop dead gorgeous or anything.

Save your money son. If they were perfect 10's I would consider it.

 

[Powermoloch]

Originally posted by: MoPHo

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: njswift10141980

Originally posted by: MoPHo
if you pay for a threesome, it doesn't count

why doesn't it count? it would still actually happen.
that's like paying for a bj. it's still a bj.

the way i see it, if you pay for it anyone could do the same. it takes work to actually get it for free.

No...it takes money in some way or another.

 

[imported_sling]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
That is a lot cheaper than a million dollars.

[officespace]Fuggin A Man[/officespace]

Holy fuggin ROFL...

[officespace]I figure a guy with a million bucks can make that happen.[/officespace]

prolly misquoted that, but it's close anyways. gotta get that dvd set they released.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: MX2times
Yay! Only $600 to catch the herp! Thats a bargain.

Everybody has STD, EVERYBODY.

 

[SampSon]

Boy are you guys paranoid about STDs.