My friend invented flavoured envelopes.

[PHiuR]

Anyone want to go in on this invention?

 

[rocadelpunk]

after i legalize absinthe.

 

[djheater]

Don't those already exist?

/runs to Google..
~~edit
A lot of people have thought of this, but I didn't see a link to buy any.


Get started!!!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yeah, and I invented the internet.

 

[imported_LoKe]

That's a good idea. Well, hell, anything's a good idea; idiots will buy anything.

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Yeah, and I invented the internet.

Al?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Reel

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Yeah, and I invented the internet.

Al?

Those were lies perpetrated by the Clinton administration to try to get people to vote for a guy with a telephone poll up his ass.

 

[Smartazz]

I don't like the idea of this invention, but it might work because some people buy anything.

 

[Shelly21]

Yuck, By habit, I can't wait to spit it out after I tasted it.

 

[RallyMaster]

I don't lick envelopes. More sanitary to use water and tip of index finger.

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Why does this make me think of Seinfeld.

 

[neutralizer]

Do they come in lime?

 

[conehead433]

Yes, and Romy and Michelle invented post-it notes, also the Vulcans invented velcro.

 

[Juno]

dave, you stole my idea!

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: RallyMaster
I don't lick envelopes. More sanitary to use water and tip of index finger.

...The envelope is the least of your worries.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: conehead433
...also the Vulcans invented vulcro.

Fixed.

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: LoKe
That's a good idea. Well, hell, anything's a good idea; idiots will buy anything.

yeah rememeber the Pet Rock!!!

Dogg

 

[loup garou]

I invented LSD envelopes.

Whoa...they taste like purple.

 

[Atheus]

Absinthe is illegal in the states? HA HA!

 

[secretanchitman]

al gore invented the internet FTW.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: RallyMaster
I don't lick envelopes. More sanitary to use water and tip of index finger.

How could that possibly be more sanitary?!
The saliva is on there either way, so it's not more sanitary for the person receiving the letter. Your hands are constantly touching all sorts of surfaces... your hands are a haven for a large variety of bacteria. Your hands have more bacteria than a toilet seat. I don't go around licking toilet seats... why would I lick my hand or a part of my hand???

edit: I don't think flavors can be patented. (hence so much secrecy for certain recipes) I don't think you'd succeed in getting a patent for flavored envelopes.

 

[orakle]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: RallyMaster
I don't lick envelopes. More sanitary to use water and tip of index finger.

How could that possibly be more sanitary?!
The saliva is on there either way, so it's not more sanitary for the person receiving the letter. Your hands are constantly touching all sorts of surfaces... your hands are a haven for a large variety of bacteria. Your hands have more bacteria than a toilet seat. I don't go around licking toilet seats... why would I lick my hand or a part of my hand???

edit: I don't think flavors can be patented. (hence so much secrecy for certain recipes) I don't think you'd succeed in getting a patent for flavored envelopes.

I think he means water from the tap.