My GF wants me to buy her a personal massager...

[FreshPrince]

personal massager

what do you think? :laugh:

 

[OdiN]

I guess you're really not doing it for her eh?

Pretty sad that she's asking for something that's 4"...as if that's an improvement.

 

[waggy]

i think she will enjoy it.. a lot.

get her some personal messager oil also

 

[imported_LoKe]

Soothing vibrations penetrate deep

Use to explore and indulge your pleasure points.

The 7" or 9" feature an easy-twist control delivering a slow and gentle massage to a fast and powerful massage.

The 12" provides a single speed pleasure pleasing massage.

Very discreet yet very effective!

Lol.

 

[MyThirdEye]

go for it.

 

[Merlyn3D]

Originally posted by: FreshPrince
personal massager

what do you think? :laugh:

Hahaha....that's like saying you're too short without even saying it.

 

[BoomerD]

So...what you're saying is that you can't take care of business, so your GF wants a "tool" that will?

 

[her209]

Due to the personal nature of this product we cannot accept returns.

Aww shucks!

 

[Merlyn3D]

I'll tell you what...pay me the $10 and I'll come over and give your gf a "personal massage"

 

[altonb1]

She wants you to buy it for her, so she can use it on YOU! Just remember...it's not gay if you don't push back.... :shocked:

I would not buy that plastic crap, though. Go for one of the nicer units from a website like adam and eve.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Jokes aside, I don't think there is anything necessarily emasculating about purchasing an item like that at your girlfriend's request. I've purchased similar items for a few of my past girlfriends.

Now, if she starts kicking you out of the room to use it instead of you...

 

[bozack]

lol love it how they have the picture of the lady rubbing her neck with it...as if that is what they are really used for

 

[Squisher]

Panabrator II, the 426 Hemi of vibrators.

EDIT: you might want to bring a cup by the bed to collect all her fillings in after it shakes them loose.

 

[sandorski]

Get her one of those Microwaveable heating pads instead. Tell her it'll work better for neck discomfort.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Get her one of those Microwaveable heating pads instead. Tell her it'll work better for neck discomfort.

Brilliant. :laugh:

 

[moks78]

Originally posted by: Garth

Now, if she starts kicking you out of the room to use it instead of you...

Your days are numbered once she learns the pleasure of doing it by herself.

 

[preslove]

Want to have some REAL fun? Tie her down and use it on her until she can't take it any more

Also, that looks like a cheap POS. Spend some more $ on a decent vibrator. Magic wands are good.

 

[Minjin]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Panabrator II, the 426 Hemi of vibrators.

EDIT: you might want to bring a cup by the bed to collect all her fillings in after it shakes them loose.

Bah. That'll be a little tickle compared to THIS.

 

[Throckmorton]

Get her one of these
http://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-D...&qid=1194815461&sr=8-4

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Get her one of these
http://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-D...&qid=1194815461&sr=8-4

1-1/8-inch vibrator that maintains 14,000 vibrations per minute under load
Perfect for small-scale reinforced concrete applications or any application where proper concrete consolidation is critical
4-foot long flexible shaft for easy use and long reach; isolated motor and drive shaft for increased durability
Includes 2 battery packs, a 1-hour charger with automatic tune-up mode, carrying bag
Weighs 15 pounds shipped; 3-year limited warranty

 

[Throckmorton]

Minjin beat me to it

 

[0roo0roo]

heh very old fashioned advert, i think they've been doing that since vibrators were invented

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Throckmorton
Minjin beat me to it

True, but check lower on page for "Customers also.." list. :laugh:

 

[SSSnail]

Print this out and use it anytime

ONE FREE MASSAGE FROM SSSNAIL!!!!

Coupon is valid with any other offers, stacking coupons apply. More than one girlfriend can use the same coupon. User of said coupon won´t have to incur any taxes or fees. Legal worldwide. Void if said girlffriend is fugly

 

[Boo Boo]

she needs more love