My GF's roommate is a douchebag

[Ns1]

So I give my GF a crockpot for Christmas. She's wanted one for a LONG time now. She's just been so busy with school/work that she hasn't had a chance to use it yet. She wanted to make us something nice as a way of saying thank you.

Her roommate called her a few minutes ago. Said he and the other roommate were making POT ROAST in it. She's a FUCKING VEGAN. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. This is like a fucking slap in the face to her.

These fucking douchebags got the perfect trifecta going on here
1. Using the crockpot when she specifically mentioned she wanted to use it the first time
2. Cooking MEAT in a crockpot to be used for a vegan
3. NOT EVEN HAVING THE FUCKING DECENCY TO ASK FIRST

I mean seriously, what the FUCK kind of douchebag do you have to be do so something like that?


/rant

 

[isekii]

7/10

 

[Maleficus]

OH NOEZ IT IS UNCLEAN!!!!!!!! chill the fuck out.

 

[RESmonkey]

This is ATOT. You are missing something VERY crucial in your post, OP.

 

[funkymatt]

1/10 not the worst parody ever, and you having a gf is highly unlikely.

 

[amdskip]

3/10 but aren't these not allowed?

 

[pstylesss]

Wait until you find out what else they have been putting their meat in...

 

[Baked]

Took too long. Fail. -1/10

 

[ChaoZ]

But she's had meat before.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
1/10 not the worst parody ever, and you having a gf is highly unlikely.

2.5 years now, but good try

Originally posted by: Baked
Took too long. Fail. -1/10

damn.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Baked
Took too long. Fail. -1/10

Actually the orig thread took all day to get interesting, so it's right on time.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: funkymatt
1/10 not the worst parody ever, and you having a gf is highly unlikely.

2.5 years now, but good try

You know the rule.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The ripe fruit of parody has fallen from the tree, rotted and decomposed, and the seeds that should've been sown were destroyed by fire, leaving nought but ashes to mourn the passing. What I'm trying to say is that you have taken the innocent baby seal of parody and bludgeoned it to death with the puppy of failure.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: Baked
Took too long. Fail. -1/10

Actually the orig thread took all day to get interesting, so it's right on time.

Yeah it was just about perfect timing if you've been following the original.

 

[KeithTalent]

3/10, needs more FUCK.

KT

 

[SlickSnake]

Ns1 you are my hero. :evil:

Rant 6/10 for using the F word 6 times. :thumbsup:

 

[DrVos]

8/10 from me. I think it was pretty well done.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The ripe fruit of parody has fallen from the tree, rotted and decomposed, and the seeds that should've been sown were destroyed by fire, leaving nought but ashes to mourn the passing. What I'm trying to say is that you have taken the innocent baby seal of parody and bludgeoned it to death with the puppy of failure.

damnit


I feel like I've hitched a ride on EMC2's failboat, and now I'm sailing off into the distance

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
3/10, needs more FUCK.

KT

yeah you always need more FUCK don't you

 

[KeithTalent]

Upon further review I give 7/10 for 3xdouchebag.

(3 x douchebag) + (6 x Fuck) = win

KT

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Ns1 you are my hero. :evil:

Rant 9/10 for using the F word 6 times. :thumbsup:

1/10

because of the 6 times, none of them mentions the fact that she f*in the roommate.

I guess he didn't know... now you do.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The ripe fruit of parody has fallen from the tree, rotted and decomposed, and the seeds that should've been sown were destroyed by fire, leaving nought but ashes to mourn the passing. What I'm trying to say is that you have taken the innocent baby seal of parody and bludgeoned it to death with the puppy of failure.

:thumbsup:

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The ripe fruit of parody has fallen from the tree, rotted and decomposed, and the seeds that should've been sown were destroyed by fire, leaving nought but ashes to mourn the passing. What I'm trying to say is that you have taken the innocent baby seal of parody and bludgeoned it to death with the puppy of failure.

damnit


I feel like I've hitched a ride on EMC2's failboat, and now I'm sailing off into the distance

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
3/10, needs more FUCK.

KT

yeah you always need more FUCK don't you

LOL

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: funkymatt
1/10 not the worst parody ever, and you having a gf is highly unlikely.

2.5 years now, but good try

You know the rule.

Yep, I've seen her, and she is HOT!

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Ns1 you are my hero. :evil:

Rant 9/10 for using the F word 6 times. :thumbsup:

1/10

because of the 6 times, none of them mentions the fact that she f*in the roommate.

I guess he didn't know... now you do.

:shocked:
but... she... he bought her a crockpot... what kinda girl would break up with a guy who gifted a crockpot and then pork the guy who eats meat?

 

[pyonir]

Parodies are fucking stupid.