My girlfriend just got sexually harassed by a 3 year old?

[OutHouse]

I yearn to have those days back when i could grab all the boobie i wanted and instead of my exoploration being meet with shrieks and slaps then going to jail we got the get the "aww hes so cute"

 

[Chryso]

Tell her I need a kiss good morning too.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: judasmachine
Sheesh, grow up d00d.

It's a matter of honour, maybe you don't understand.

yes, between two 3 year-olds....I fail to see how honor applies here.

You won't get it because you are a stinking, no-good n00blet. Shoo! n00blet! Shoo!

How clever of you, and tellingly juvenile. "Nooblet" at Anandtech, yes (well, 3-year lurker, 1 year registered), but not a nooblet at life, which is what matters. Imagine that. Go back to putting unnecessary "u's" in the middle of words, and posting form within your mother's basement.

If the OP in his fake story feels that his honor is thretened by a 3-year old, well...I don't see why I have to point out the absurdity of this.

 

[Dudewithoutapet]

Not sure if anyone asked this yet, but how the hell does a three year old reach her boobs?

 

[Eltano1]

Are you sure is not a midget???

Eltano

 

[thehstrybean]

ROFL. This thread is hilarious...

 

[DVad3r]

I only read the first post but...thats not bad.

When I was in elementary school around grade 1-2-3 we used to have a teacher that would sit on a rocking chair and read books to us. She was a hot teacher, with stockings and a skirt and high heels. We would all be sitting on the floor as she read to us. I remember CLEARLY my friend and I feeling up and massaging her legs and thighs, and each day we would try and get away with who would go higher up the skirt. I found this odd and cool at the time, only later when I got older I think back on how crazy the whole thing was. Man I guess thats why I have a stocking fetish now. gg

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Dudewithoutapet
Not sure if anyone asked this yet, but how the hell does a three year old reach her boobs?

It's easy when she wants him to

 

[sieistganzfett]

kamikaze27, your stupid. you have the hots for your cousin, then she becomes your gf (she is bit of a tom boy, yea) and she is a school teacher, who has 3yo's feel her up. since when did 3 yo's end up in kindergarten. thats 5-6 yo's. this 3yo is way ahead then, so he probably wacks off to your girl too when he thinks about her chest... are you sure he isnt a 13 yo who is still in kindergarten? then that would explain everything. or your just roll playing with your cousin in bed, and thats just sick. :disgust:

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
My girlfriend is a kindergarten teacher. around 3 year olds.
Yesterday she tells me there is this little boy in her class, every morning since she took over from the previous teacher last week, this one little boy, hes 3. Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

But now... he fvcking grabs her boobs everytime, and then giggles off.

WWWWTTTTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL kick someones ass for this.
Somebody tell me what I can legally get away with?

EDIT : 14 Feb

I have not kicked anyones ass
KKK is not for the faint-hearted
She is NOT a midget
and NO.. its not my cousin, <sigh> the love and trust on ATOT...

Kindergarten doesn't consist of 3 year olds, but 5 and 6 year olds, maybe 4 but not 3 thats for sure, thats ****** pre-school. Either shes teaching pre-school or shes teaching kindergarten, which is it?

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: redly1
hahaha, I used to do that when I was a pre schooler!

I used to do something similar, there was a care giver at a daycare at my elementary school, I took the opportunity to hug her when ever I could cause she had a really nice rack.. LOL

 

[kamikaze27]

Originally posted by: sieistganzfett
kamikaze27, your stupid. you have the hots for your cousin, then she becomes your gf (she is bit of a tom boy, yea) and she is a school teacher, who has 3yo's feel her up. since when did 3 yo's end up in kindergarten. thats 5-6 yo's. this 3yo is way ahead then, so he probably wacks off to your girl too when he thinks about her chest... are you sure he isnt a 13 yo who is still in kindergarten? then that would explain everything. or your just roll playing with your cousin in bed, and thats just sick. :disgust:

Are you stalking me? :|

 

[kamikaze27]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
My girlfriend is a kindergarten teacher. around 3 year olds.
Yesterday she tells me there is this little boy in her class, every morning since she took over from the previous teacher last week, this one little boy, hes 3. Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

But now... he fvcking grabs her boobs everytime, and then giggles off.

WWWWTTTTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL kick someones ass for this.
Somebody tell me what I can legally get away with?

EDIT : 14 Feb

I have not kicked anyones ass
KKK is not for the faint-hearted
She is NOT a midget
and NO.. its not my cousin, <sigh> the love and trust on ATOT...

Kindergarten doesn't consist of 3 year olds, but 5 and 6 year olds, maybe 4 but not 3 thats for sure, thats ****** pre-school. Either shes teaching pre-school or shes teaching kindergarten, which is it?

sorry its pre-school, she baby sits I guess, they dont even speak properly, obviously they are more curious about the human anatomy

 

[Anubis]

3 sounds really young for kindergarten

you sure its not pre k

 

[TruePaige]

Grr op

 

[Ika]

umm, do you guys not understand the concept of "pre-k"?

EDIT: oh, I see OP edited after you guys posted.

 

[sieistganzfett]

op changed it after a bunch of flames... it didnt say pre-k then, otherwise the flames would have been blowing in a different direction.