My girlfriend just got sexually harassed by a 3 year old?

[Perknose]

Congratulations. Your gf is about to leave you for a younger man. Happens all the time.

If you DO decide to go after him, bring backup. Some of these 3 year olds can be tough.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Shentastic thread that delivers.

BTW, kids (male) are fascinated with boobs at that age and it only grows as they get older.

Okay that seems resonable, I'm a boobies dude myself, if I could remember far back enough to pinpoint the exact time that I started my fascination for boobies... damn I must have been pretty young myself.

Yeah, you are right, I liked boobies and I quite possibly did not know why when I was 3.

Question : Why do I like boobies now?

because they're boobies! whats not to like?

 

[Superself]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
early morning kindergarten?

well, not really ... 9-12 am - dunno, is that early morning? I dont have any kids myself yet.

Really??? :roll:

 

[palindrome]

its a kamikaze27 thread, take with salt, lots of salt. boobs or ban

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: judasmachine
Sheesh, grow up d00d.

It's a matter of honour, maybe you don't understand.

yes, between two 3 year-olds....I fail to see how honor applies here.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
No, I am not going out with my cousin. Clearly she is not a D cup.

Okay its not a kindergarten, its an advanced creche. Its become quite competitive in Asia on crech institutions, that most creches, like the one my gf is at, start comms with the kids in 2nd lang, which is english.

These creches in Asia are purely profit-based organizations, and actaully grind in a fortune, due to wealthy parents being quite busy during the day, and just dump them there.

Now, because of the "face" value, I wonder if anyone actually does know what this means, the wealthy try and maintain a sick status with their siblings i.e. my child started learning Eng at 3, or my child is at this "famous" university, i.e. like Harvard or Stanford universities in the US.

Given the above, the school doesnt give a rats ass about the teachers for these reasons.
1. they are there to make money, the kids get the benefit of the doubt.
2. you can forget about the school or my g/f sueing anybody, the school will not entertain it. Its too competitive in this field, the "good" creches or kindergartens pull in way to much money to afford this type of paparazzi.
3. the job pays nearly threefold of your starting 9-5 office job, tax free, because shes the 2nd lang teacher, mostly accomodated by US or UK citizens, who have no working VISA and are on temp basis.

I'll say it again: learn how to express your ideas clearly in written form before posting these clever little stories that you've concieved.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
This is a little off topic, but I just realized something...

We have:

KamiKaze
KrunchyKrome
KK

All of them could be abreviated with "KK" and they all use the hippy avatar. Coincidence? You decide.

Incredible, you guys miss nothing.
Ok I admit, its all me... this is why...

KamiKaze
KrunchyKrome
KK
=
KKK...

I've always liked scrabble. Even when I was 3.

Interesting.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: judasmachine
Sheesh, grow up d00d.

It's a matter of honour, maybe you don't understand.

yes, between two 3 year-olds....I fail to see how honor applies here.

You won't get it because you are a stinking, no-good n00blet. Shoo! n00blet! Shoo!

 

[Foadbot]

OP

is your gf hot y/n

 

[2Xtreme21]

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[munisgtm]

Does your GF always fall for lil' kids trick?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

That was a 34yo midget

 

[NickelTitanium]

Let lil brotha have a feel

 

[OrByte]

So, whats the 3yo up to now? looking up her skirt?

 

[Motek]

Rofl@ this thread.

If he truely is three he does not have a clue what he is doing. Just let him do what he wants he will forget in a few months anyways.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
My girlfriend is a kindergarten teacher. around 3 year olds.
Yesterday she tells me there is this little boy in her class, every morning since she took over from the previous teacher last week, this one little boy, hes 3. Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

But now... he fvcking grabs her boobs everytime, and then giggles off.

WWWWTTTTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL kick someones ass for this.
Somebody tell me what I can legally get away with?

LOL

Sorry but ... LOL

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: Motek
Rofl@ this thread.

If he truely is three he does not have a clue what he is doing. Just let him do what he wants he will forget in a few months anyways.

well I agree with you!! But naybve the Op`s firlfriend likes it.......better an experienced 3yr old than an adult who doesn`t know caca..lolol

 

[fuxxociety]

Actually, the kid is probably grabbing at your girl's boobs because it will get a rise out of her.
My 18 month old son likes to turn off the TV, I can only assume because it gets the whole family to give him some attention..
Even negative attention is attention nonetheless.

As for a resolution, mabye the good morning kiss is even a bit much for a professional education environment.
Stop the smooching from the underage kiddies, and the problem goes away.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Kick His Ass!!!

 

[TheVrolok]

Lame thread. OP needs to stop being so threatened by a 5 year old.

 

[blanketyblank]

dude if you even touch that kid and he tattles on you, you'll be in deep ******...
Besides most of this is your girl friend's fault. I'm sure the kid can't even reach her breasts if she didn't bend down for him. If she really didn't want to get groped she should just stay standing and tell the kid "No I'm not giving you a good morning kiss. Now go take a nap in the corner."

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Lame thread. OP needs to stop being so threatened by a 5 year old.

You give the OP too much credit. Do you really think he'd be so brave if the kid was 5? The gangsta terrorizing his gf is only 3 (and apparently frail and sickly), so the OP is grabbing perhaps his lone chance ever to get loud and large. :disgust:

 

[HomerJS]

He's pissed cause the kid got to 1st base quicker.

 

[j00fek]

why dont she talk to the kids parents?

 

[Bill Brasky]

Why can't she just tell the boy his actions are inappropriate? At my grade school/kindergarten, the teachers were always trying to help the kids learn how to be polite in public. If he does it again, he gets 10min. in the box during recess. Come to think of it, do teachers even discipline kids in kindergarten? It's been so long I can't remember.

Maybe she should just talk to the parents and let them deal with it.