Damn, I am about to break up with my girlfriend for five years. I never got any from her, and she has the nerves to reprimand me about going back to church and go to the pastor for conselling just because I yelled at her when she wouldn't put out. I am a good Christian, but I am also a healthy red blooded American white male. I need to hit something other my frequent right, and occasional left for a change. And novelty of different lubricants wears out fast if you beat off as often as I do.
To make the long story short, after having a big fight with her, I drove home from her place around 2a.m. I was so tired and exhausted from arguing with her I felt asleep driving. And before I knew it, I hit a freaking fire hydrant at some ungodly speed, and my new mini cooper was total. Luckily the airbag was deployed, and my handsome face was intact. It really was a miracle that I was unharm, you see that even God have favor in me.
But damn. I went through so much to get that car, brand spanking new. I had to constantly lie to her about having no money. She was at school full time and had to do stupid ass jobs to pay rent. She never asked me for money, so it's really not my fault for not helping out.
So, should I break up with her? I am ready to, but I want to find someone else before I do. I am currently at D.C. I just became a full fledge cop and I am ready to party. If you are in the area and interested to be with a tall, well built, handsome white male with blonde hair, blue eyes and matching style and wits, send me a personal message. I like watching movies, hang out with friends, right now I am living with a few roommates, and there's beer and party every night.
So ladies, don't be shy. Send me a pm and give yourself a chance. You will have a great time with me, I gaurantee it.
To make the long story short, after having a big fight with her, I drove home from her place around 2a.m. I was so tired and exhausted from arguing with her I felt asleep driving. And before I knew it, I hit a freaking fire hydrant at some ungodly speed, and my new mini cooper was total. Luckily the airbag was deployed, and my handsome face was intact. It really was a miracle that I was unharm, you see that even God have favor in me.
But damn. I went through so much to get that car, brand spanking new. I had to constantly lie to her about having no money. She was at school full time and had to do stupid ass jobs to pay rent. She never asked me for money, so it's really not my fault for not helping out.
So, should I break up with her? I am ready to, but I want to find someone else before I do. I am currently at D.C. I just became a full fledge cop and I am ready to party. If you are in the area and interested to be with a tall, well built, handsome white male with blonde hair, blue eyes and matching style and wits, send me a personal message. I like watching movies, hang out with friends, right now I am living with a few roommates, and there's beer and party every night.
So ladies, don't be shy. Send me a pm and give yourself a chance. You will have a great time with me, I gaurantee it.