My Girlfriend Made Me Crashed My New Mini Cooper

[Balt]

You really couldn't bear to stay away for long, could you?

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: Balt
You really couldn't bear to stay away for long, could you?

and you couldn't bear to keep yourself from posting meaningless one liner to boost up your post count to 5407, could you? Diamond Member of One Liner, I hope you were that title proudly.

 

[alphadude]

You went with her for 5 years without getting any???
Is that even possible.

My nuts are laughing at u

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: alphadude
You went with her for 5 years without getting any???
Is that even possible.

My nuts are laughing at u

bwhahaha

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: alphadude
You went with her for 5 years without getting any???
Is that even possible.

My nuts are laughing at u

Yet somehow he still claims she was his gf.

PSA - if you aint getting any, she aint your girlfriend - she may as well be a dude.

 

[Schadenfroh]

link to thread this is a parody of?

 

[MainframeGuy]

this is so unbelieveable - DCcop is going to have to do a lot of living and learning before he could EVER have the REMOTEST hope of forming a meaningful relationship with anything better than an automobile, going by things so far.

I guess he could (maybe) pray for one?

Then again - we all know if you want to make God laugh you just tell him your plans...

Maybe we could do with any women shedding a little "light" for him here in the thread - rather than in the dubious area of his PM box?

 

[n0cmonkey]

DC cops are the best. :roll:

 

[Azraele]

You are waaaayy too into yourself.

 

[Tremulant]

kinda sounds like skywalker, just with a lot more BS.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Originally posted by: phonemonkey
It almost sounded like Skywalker for a moment there...

Or maybe white holes are more abundant than we initially thought...

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: EGGO
You're a retard for driving with an unclear head and being tired.

 

[UDT89]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: EGGO
You're a retard for driving with an unclear head and being tired.

No hes a retard for driving a mini cooper.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: UncleWai
You suck at story telling.

No, you suck at story reading

I am a cop, I can write.

Go back and read your inintial post. If you think you can write then THIS obvioulsy applies to you but if you suffer from reading incomprehension also then you might not understand it.

I usually don't jump on people's back for writing poorly - English may not be their first language... but who's ever heard of an "American white male" writing like that ??? It's usually left to the ESL people... the way you sound. What a disgrace to the American edumakation system.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
PM: Yoo hoo! Hiii~ my name is Tonisha, I am a big and beautiful bisexual hermaphrodite. I too want to make a dent in you just like the fire hydrant with your car. Let's take pix of our stix in action. I'm waiting~!~!~

:laugh:

:disgust:

jsut cause you can write doesnt mean you can actually write well.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

This guy is not for real.

If he is, I think it is undeniable proof that evolution does not exist - there is no way this one could have slipped through the cracks...

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
You drive as well as you write.

And your wee wee is as short as your reply, what's your point?

Cops say "wee wee"? Okay this has to be a parody.

 

[ElFenix]

i wish i were this cool

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot

Originally posted by: alphadude
You went with her for 5 years without getting any???
Is that even possible.

My nuts are laughing at u

Yet somehow he still claims she was his gf.

PSA - if you aint getting any, she aint your girlfriend - she may as well be a dude.

this thread is great. (i thought i would quote this since its the best response so far)

 

[HonkeyDonk]

this is either

1) A stupid parody
2) A really stupid parody
3) Some guy who has another account on here wanted to make a stupid thread but wanted to do so w/o people knowing his true identity
4) Someone who is just really bad at making stories
5) Someone who sucks at grammar
6) All of the above

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
You suck at story telling.

 

[Gibson486]

You're a cop? Dam, you must be the fvcking dumb fool that mailed me that $100 ticket for a U turn I never made. If all cops are as smart as you, I have no more faith in the system.

 

[ragazzo]

end his atot existence please.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

He sounds like the bastard child of PCResources and Skywalker66.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
You drive as well as you write.

And your wee wee is as short as your reply, what's your point?

Cops say "wee wee"? Okay this has to be a parody.

Maybe "good Christians" like him can't say penis?