Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
He sounds like the bastard child of PCResources and Skywalker66.
Originally posted by:
1) A stupid parody
2) A really stupid parody
3) Some guy who has another account on here wanted to make a stupid thread but wanted to do so w/o people knowing his true identity
4) Someone who is just really bad at making stories
5) Someone who sucks at grammar
6) All of the above
Originally posted by: dccop
Damn, I am about to break up with my girlfriend for five years. I never got any from her, and she has the nerves to reprimand me about going back to church and go to the pastor for conselling just because I yelled at her when she wouldn't put out. I am a good Christian, but I am also a healthy red blooded American white male. I need to hit something other my frequent right, and occasional left for a change. And novelty of different lubricants wears out fast if you beat off as often as I do.
To make the long story short, after having a big fight with her, I drove home from her place around 2a.m. I was so tired and exhausted from arguing with her I felt asleep driving. And before I knew it, I hit a freaking fire hydrant at some ungodly speed, and my new mini cooper was total. Luckily the airbag was deployed, and my handsome face was intact. It really was a miracle that I was unharm, you see that even God have favor in me.
But damn. I went through so much to get that car, brand spanking new. I had to constantly lie to her about having no money. She was at school full time and had to do stupid ass jobs to pay rent. She never asked me for money, so it's really not my fault for not helping out.
So, should I break up with her? I am ready to, but I want to find someone else before I do. I am currently at D.C. I just became a full fledge cop and I am ready to party. If you are in the area and interested to be with a tall, well built, handsome white male with blonde hair, blue eyes and matching style and wits, send me a personal message. I like watching movies, hang out with friends, right now I am living with a few roommates, and there's beer and party every night.
So ladies, don't be shy. Send me a pm and give yourself a chance. You will have a great time with me, I gaurantee it.
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
Originally posted by: Citrix
DCCOP: your IP has been logged, your personal information has been obtained and forwarded to Internal Affairs for being a dumbass.
Originally posted by: Citrix
DCCOP: your IP has been logged, your personal information has been obtained and forwarded to Internal Affairs for being a dumbass.
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
You sure like to talk about homosexuality a lot. Is there something you're trying to tell us?
Originally posted by: dccop
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
You sure like to talk about homosexuality a lot. Is there something you're trying to tell us?
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
Originally posted by: dccop
1) This is not a parody thread, I am sorry the story is not good because it is real. I wasn't driving to mount doom to destroy the ring, I was just trying to go home and get some sleep.
2) I am not skywalker, don't know who the hell he is, and fvck him for ruining my serious post with his bs parody posts.
3) All you faggots who bombarded me with your faggotry of English grammar, bite me. I am a cop, not an English teacher.
4) And all you broke asses who gave me sh!t for driving a mini cooper can suck my ass. If you were in an accident with those imported tin foil toy cars you would be dead already.
5) Those of you who called me a lovely human, why don't you tell me what you do for a living? Ever carried a gun 24/7? Ever fired a gun outside of firing range? Speed to over 100mph with your car(if your car can handle it) whenever you want to and NOT getting a ticket? I am a 6' tall, 197lbs law enforcing machine in arguably the most dangerous city in the States. So all of people who chose not to post thread-relating material and make one liners about my sexuality while over looking all my manly qualities and can go eat a dick.
Originally posted by: dccop
Did you just apologize for being heterosexual? And you are a heterosexual furry at best, with that lion avatar and imaginery "Gigapet" gf.
Originally posted by: dccop
Did you just apologize for being heterosexual? And you are a heterosexual furry at best, with that lion avatar and imaginery "Gigapet" gf.