My Girlfriend Made Me Crashed My New Mini Cooper

[shuan24]

haha 5 bucks says its skywalker. Any takes?

 

[MacBaine]

This is hilarious. He sounds like the little kid who became a cop because he wanted to get back at all the kids in school who made fun of him.

"I can carry a gun and drive however I want without getting a ticket!!! KEEWWLLL!!!"

Based on what you've said here, you're a pathetic excuse for a cop, and an even more pathetic person to use God as a crutch for your many shortcomings.

 

[olds]

I PM'd a Mod and forwarded this thread to the DC Police Department. They put me in contact with someone named Chuck Ramsey.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I PM'd a Mod and forwarded this thread to the DC Police Department. They put me in contact with someone named Chuck Ramsey.

:beer: for you. Just don't drive afterwards, there are going to be a lot of cops reading this thread.

 

[Kentarre]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I PM'd a Mod and forwarded this thread to the DC Police Department. They put me in contact with someone named Chuck Ramsey.

:beer: to you as well

but be careful

 

[dccop]

Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and take time from DC Cops doing their business for this. I apologize for being such a retard.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and take time from DC Cops doing their business for this. I apologize for being such a retard.

Mod, please don't stop at just banning this particular screen name.

Find out the IP of this person and ban that IP from AT.

It's trolls like this that fvck up ATOT even more.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

 

[olds]

The more I think about the more this post reminds me of that alkemist (sp?) guy.

 

[PanzerIV]

Tsk tsk...

 

[CVSiN]

owned...
it must have been skywalker =P
stupid atten whores!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Tell us who you are and I will call off the blood hounds.
EDIT
By blood hounds I mean DC Police.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The more I think about the more this post reminds me of that alkemist (sp?) guy.

According to Urban Dictionary.Com, it's spelled Alkemyst. Link may not be safe for work.

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Tell us who you are and I will call off the blood hounds.
EDIT
By blood hounds I mean DC Police.

just some leecher who frequent the site, no one special

 

[SagaLore]

oldsmoboat: I PM'd a Mod and forwarded this thread to the DC Police Department. They put me in contact with someone named Chuck Ramsey.

dccop: Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and take time from DC Cops doing their business for this. I apologize for being such a retard.

Oops, I think you scared him.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Or you are a cop, realized that you might get into trouble, and are now trying to worm your way out of it.

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Or you are a cop, realized that you might get into trouble, and are now trying to worm your way out of it.

Seriously, people first read it knew right away it's either from skywalker or a parody thread. Who in the real world would be like this? I just don't want real people waste time and money on something stupid I did.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The more I think about the more this post reminds me of that alkemist (sp?) guy.

According to Urban Dictionary.Com, it's spelled Alkemyst. Link may not be safe for work.

<--- Literally, LMAO!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dccop
just some leecher who frequent the site, no one special

So, you won't identify yourself?

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
just some leecher who frequent the site, no one special

So, you won't identify yourself?

I am a new member, you can verify with mods

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Or you are a cop, realized that you might get into trouble, and are now trying to worm your way out of it.

Seriously, people first read it knew right away it's either from skywalker or a parody thread. Who in the real world would be like this? I just don't want real people waste time and money on something stupid I did.

There are plenty of people out there that are that stupid. You "imitate" one so well it's hard to believe it's not your natural state.

 

[dccop]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
Alirght, it's all fun and game before things get serious. This is a parody thread. I wish I didnt get anyone in trouble. Please ban me. Will not post again. Please don't waste tax payers money and time for this.

Unfortunately, if you are a cop, taxpayer money will have to be spent to get you off the force. If you are a cop, how in the world did you pass the psychological??

I am not a cop, this is just a parody thread, a pathetic attempt to attention whore. And again, I apologize to all I have offended. It was a tasteless joke.

Or you are a cop, realized that you might get into trouble, and are now trying to worm your way out of it.

Seriously, people first read it knew right away it's either from skywalker or a parody thread. Who in the real world would be like this? I just don't want real people waste time and money on something stupid I did.

There are plenty of people out there that are that stupid. You "imitate" one so well it's hard to believe it's not your natural state.

I do want to become a writer some day, but apparently I need to work on grammar. I thought I got the character down pretty good though, elicit many responses. Feel free to pm me, I don't want to waste more forum space quoting each other.

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
just some leecher who frequent the site, no one special

So, you won't identify yourself?

UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dccop

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: dccop
just some leecher who frequent the site, no one special

So, you won't identify yourself?

I am a new member, you can verify with mods

I did PM the Mods, I was BSing about the DC Police. Although I did get Chuck Ramsey's (Chief of Police) name from their website.