My girlfriend wants to watch porn before we get it on sometime

[flexy]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Tell her you have a real sexy idea. How about she shut the hell up, and get on the bed. I swear, you give them an inch, they take a foot.

Really though, take her and let her pick out what she likes at an adult video store or something.

yes let her pick....women often have other tastes and maybe you might learn something...

 

[Shadowknight]

Just make sure you don't rent "Lord of the Rings" and "Backdoor Sluts IX" as the same time,

 

[yosuke188]

Is it just me or does she look really young?

On second thought maybe not...

 

[imported_malcontent]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
take her out and buy a dvd...also make sure to direct her to the toy section :thumbsup:

Great answer. That should take care of the evening.

 

[Farbio]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Is it just me or does she look really young?

On second thought maybe not...

she looks young? we forget that siva is a yungun too - i mean hell, it seems like last year he was discussing finding his first pubic hair

congrats dude, she's a cutie

 

[supastar1568]

so is your girlfriend the one on the left in the picture and with her back to us??

 

[BooGiMaN]

lol for some reason i can imagine the look on her face when the OP pops out the laptop

porn? did you say porn?

well why dintcha say so

*opens folder with carefully classified porn*

*OP slips into sleazy saleman voice*

well what kinda porn can i do ya for?

well you see here you have your classic porn, lesbo porn, midget porn, bestiality porn, gerbil porn, shaven AND unshaven, you got you bondage, your toy porn, milf porn , granny porn oooh yeah!...bla bla bla

so what can i interest you in baby!

*OP gf stands there with shocked look on her face*

 

[SampSon]

Brown hair in one pic and blonde in the other?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Brown hair in one pic and blonde in the other?

Ever heard of bleach or dye?

- M4H

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SampSon
Brown hair in one pic and blonde in the other?

Ever heard of bleach or dye?

- M4H

Ever heard of VOIP that works, or a land line?

I figured he took both pictures at once or something

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SampSon
Brown hair in one pic and blonde in the other?

Ever heard of bleach or dye?

- M4H

It could also be the same color under different light.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: SampSon
Brown hair in one pic and blonde in the other?

Ever heard of bleach or dye?

- M4H

Ever heard of VOIP that works, or a land line?

I figured he took both pictures at once or something

1) Applesranges
2) VoIP is working fine, dumbass, it was the ISP that went down
3) Have a cell, didn't want to burn minutes spending 30 minutes on hold
4) I'm obviously online now, asstyrant.

- M4H

 

[Koing]

A mate of mind had his gf ask him if he had porn and asked how much. He smartly answered how much is an alright amount? She said 80GB, so he replies 50GB . All is good. He got it on to some POV with Peter North whilst he was getting some head action :thumbsup:

PS he had more then 50GB .

I had discussed with him earlier to just lie and ask her how much is an alright figure if she asks.

Or just go out to a porn shop and get some porn. But you MUST let her pick it!

Koing

 

[abc]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Introduce her to the Bang Bus archives

do u believe that crap is real, looks scripted.

 

[jhmoore]

She's pretty. Congratulations, man.

 

[NeoV]

one word Siva:


keeper

 

[Jynx980]

Keep her away from your animal stuff PA

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: NatePo717

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
and if she tries to make you watch gay porn...dump her ass right there in the store :laugh:

That's unless it's lesbian porn.

QFT X 12498710651280743561298345!

12498710651280743561298345 ^ 2 = 1.5621776794443870888067740902756e+50

 

[tm37]

Did she kill him?


Where is the update?

 

[edmundoab]

sounds like fun
go get some new DVD man
dont watch the old shows

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: tm37
Did she kill him?


Where is the update?

YAELP: Yet Another Eight Legged Post.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Siva

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
take her out and buy a dvd...also make sure to direct her to the toy section :thumbsup:

OMG BRILLIANT. Two birds, one stone

ROFL at reply

 

[jlbenedict]

If that really is your girl.. then you are a lucky dude..
she's quite hot.. looks to be a nice, tight lil body

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
take her out and buy a dvd...also make sure to direct her to the toy section :thumbsup:

yup this is fun she can pick the flick
and there are lots of other fun things to get while youre there.

adult shops are fun.. a girl thats open minded and confident enough to like porn and adult themes... even more fun..

 

[tm37]

OK did they make a trip to the store or what?
Come on people if you open the door to your life you had better not tell us to stay outside.