Hi Jen.
My recommendation, get out while you still can. This is not a site to kill time on, it will suck you in, devour your lifeblood, demand bizarre sacrifices from you (usually in the form of Pics). But if you feel the call to stick around, go find yourself and interesting thread and post your opinion in such flagrantly biased terms that you get flamed to death. That will initiate you. j/k Hope you enjoy yourself.