my kid ratted me out to her teacher

[rudeguy]

Kick him out. Tell him to fend for hisself.

Naa.. I have too much fun messing with him

 

[Fausto]

tbh, im actually a great dad. my kids all have those 'greatest dad in the world tshirts'. and fausto, shut that hole in your face. why do u always assume i troll? give me a break.

you are all correct though. my kid is awesome. smartest in class, good citizenship, high praises from teachers. i may have to take them to chuckecheese this week

I assume this because all you do is troll. First rule of trolling is that you may not become defensive when called on your bullshit. If you don't like it, you can get in your yellow car and call the cops.

 

[SagaLore]

'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'

Aww. :wub:


She's probably going to grow up to be a cop.

 

[preslove]

well she was assigned a homework where she's supposed to collect data by asking adults certain questions. i told her to just make up some answers and turn it in, no one's going to check.

today, she turned it in, but then decided to ask the teacher for a new homework paper. teacher asked why. she said 'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'. wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser. wonder how i'm going to look her straight in the eyes on parent teacher conference night

/FML

The only way you could be more of a loser is if you were a troll on a message board making up stories about children you don't have...

 

[NutBucket]

LOL

Way to go Pops

This. Maybe its because I'm sleepy but I literally LOL'd at the OP. Good thing nobody else is around yet.

 

[BladeVenom]

Aww. :wub:


She's probably going to grow up to be a cop.

LOL!

 

[SandEagle]

Aww. :wub:


She's probably going to grow up to be a cop.

oh snaps. that'll be cool though. i'll tell her to find and tase you or else she'll get grounded

 

[Nintendesert]

well she was assigned a homework where she's supposed to collect data by asking adults certain questions. i told her to just make up some answers and turn it in, no one's going to check.

today, she turned it in, but then decided to ask the teacher for a new homework paper. teacher asked why. she said 'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'. wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser. wonder how i'm going to look her straight in the eyes on parent teacher conference night

/FML

It doesn't matter what the teacher thinks about you. If you really did tell your daughter this you ARE a loser and a bad parent. :thumbsdown:

 

[KingGheedora]

I hope the parent teacher conference is as uncomfortable as humanly possible for you. I'm shocked you would even go to it though.

 

[sixone]

tbh, im actually a great dad. my kids all have those 'greatest dad in the world tshirts'. and fausto, shut that hole in your face. why do u always assume i troll? give me a break.

you are all correct though. my kid is awesome. smartest in class, good citizenship, high praises from teachers. i may have to take them to chuckecheese this week

Them? Do something special for HER, then take them to CC.

 

[Krazy4Real]

well she was assigned a homework where she's supposed to collect data by asking adults certain questions. i told her to just make up some answers and turn it in, no one's going to check.

today, she turned it in, but then decided to ask the teacher for a new homework paper. teacher asked why. she said 'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'. wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser. wonder how i'm going to look her straight in the eyes on parent teacher conference night

/FML

Wrong. The teacher is going to KNOW that you're a loser. That was pretty dumb.

 

[Perknose]

lol, reminds me of getting an assignment to write about a friend who was a minority. I have no friends let alone non-Aryan ones, so I made up a few pages about my Korean friend Kim Nguyen who loves Starcraft and kimchi. Got an A.

Nguyen isn't even a Korean name. It's more Vietnamese.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I wondered, this morning, about where facebook status updates like this come from:

"Dese bills aint no b*#ch mayne salute 2 all da independent women out dere making dat money n tryna provide 4 ya house hold wit out da chid support tanf n laying on ya back just 2 get da rent paid n da bills paid ! Lol"

Now I know.

Keep up the good work, OP. In no time at all, your daughter will be conditioned to spend more energy looking for the easy way out than actually planning and building her future.

 

[EagleKeeper]

well she was assigned a homework where she's supposed to collect data by asking adults certain questions. i told her to just make up some answers and turn it in, no one's going to check.

today, she turned it in, but then decided to ask the teacher for a new homework paper. teacher asked why. she said 'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'. wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser. wonder how i'm going to look her straight in the eyes on parent teacher conference night

/FML

In the olden days the parent would accept the punishment intended for the child.

Lets see you handle the rod from the teacher.

Are you man enough

 

[Fritzo]

In the olden days the parent would accept the punishment intended for the child.

Lets see you handle the rod from the teacher.

I had to pay for that in Vegas :wub:

 

[Phoenix86]

She's probably going to grow up to be a cop.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[FM2n]

wtf? now the teacher is going to think i'm such a loser.

Don't worry, the teacher accounts for only 0.001% of the total # of people who thinks you're a terrible dad after reading this thread.

 

[Ichinisan]

'my dad told me to make up the answers and i did and i don't feel right about that'

Aww. :wub:


She's probably going to grow up to be a cop.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Thanks for quoting it. I missed that!

 

[Leymenaide]

You have all missed the boat.
And
You are un American
It should be clear it is the Teachers Fault.

 

[olds]

Well...at least she'll have the same opinion of you that ATOT already has...

/thread

 

[hoihtah]

lol, reminds me of getting an assignment to write about a friend who was a minority. I have no friends let alone non-Aryan ones, so I made up a few pages about my Korean friend Kim Nguyen who loves Starcraft and kimchi. Got an A.

this is hilarious, considering nguyen is a vietnamese last name.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I could have sworn it was Korean. I knew a kid in 3rd grade named something Nguyen and I thought he was Korean, but I guess not. Googling I'm finding a couple of Korean Nguyens, but it is clearly a common Vietnamese name. Maybe that's why I got a 93 and not a 100 for the paper.

 

[randomrogue]

Good for your daughter.

 

[thejunglegod]

i'll tell her to find and tase you or else she'll get grounded

By the time she's a cop she won't have anything to do with you cos she already thinks you're a liar. You can start another thread here in the relationships section then.

Bwahhaahaha that was mean.

 

[Old Hippie]

I'm glad that apple rolled far away from it's tree.