lately i've been getting more forgetful. i left my keys on the door, i have a hard time remembering what i did a few days ago, it takes me much longer to do simple arithmetics, and today i forgot my neighbor's kid name and also drove half a block before realizing i left my trunk open. is this a sign of alzheimers? there are other things, but i really can't remember them now.
I think so....I umm....well I don't remember....Is it? Is that one of those there rhetorical questions where no one gets to answer? Is that an I phone? Does it have the wee fees and the gee bees? I don't care. I want the one with the wee fees and the gee bees.
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When you forget where you're car keys are, you're just dumb. When you forget what your car keys are for, you have the alzheimers.
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Your brain is like a muscle. If you use it, it gets stronger. If you don't use it, it atrophies and gets weaker. Since you spend countless hours vegitating in front of some god forsaken LCD screen (iphone, tv, internet forum trolling trolling trolling trollhide! when you should be rollin rolin rollin rawhide!) This is what happens.
It's reversible. The reason most "old" people don't reverse it isn't because it isn't reversible, but because they are set in their ways and too lazy to change their behavior to reverse it.
In case you happen to ever get unlazy and do so (YEAH RIGHT! HA!) So this is for all those other lemmings out there reading: I'll give you some pointers on how to fix your brain. As with working out it takes a two part approach of diet and exercise or it gets the hose again.
Part 1: diet:
Your brain requires glucose to run properly. Glucose is the fuel for the brain. Running your brain on low glucose is like running your car on empty. It ain't a gonna run son.
High protien helps maintain a glucose balance throughout the day. So does eating smaller meals more frequently (healthy snacking) Low glucose load foods mostly otherwise your body will respond with dumping insulin which will drive your glucose lower and you will be on the up down glucose roller coaster. Much like a real roller coaster it's not good exercise just fun.
Google some healthy for your brain foods like salmon and beets. There are lots of others, I won't list them all or your lazy ass brain will just die a horrible death at the hands of the Sariens. Whoever they are. SQ1 anyone? lulz. Or TLDR wall of text omg it's going to fall on me and crush me and I'll die a horrible death at the hands of the wall of texters! shakes fist grrr!
Get some real exercise for your body and your brain will follow. Why? Because it improves circulation which improves feeding your brain which....you see where I'm going with this right? Lower your cholesterol to also improve circulation and brain feeding of essential nutrients.
2. Exercise for your brain. Your brain
must be challenged constantly to keep fit. Learn something new you've never done before.
Anything. Listen to Nike. Just DOO EET. Ya. like right now numbnuts. (well I'm paraphrasing. sue me if I got their slogan wrong mmk?)
It doesn't even matter what you want to learn. Learn to play a musical instrument, a new language, Quantum mechanics, Calculus, WHATEVS just learn
something new. And keep at it! exercising once a week is better than nothing but you need more than that to become a muscle head. Same thing applies to being a brainy head.
Don't do things that damage your brain like drugs, alcohol, or inhale paint fumes. You can have an occasional drink but drinking until you get drunk and pass out is
dumb as fucking hell. So do it at your brains own peril.
Well that's it for now, buh bye! Have fun. Merry New Years.
Wall of text quote:
Songwriter: BILLY IDOL
Hey little sister what have you done,
Hey little sister who's the only one,
Hey little sister who's your superman,
Hey little sister who's the one you want,
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again.
Hey little sister who is it your with
Hey little sister what's your vice and wish?
Hey little sister shot gun, oh yeah
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again!
Owwwwww!
Pick it up!
Take me back home
Yeahhh!
Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one (only one)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again.
Come on!
It's a nice day for a white wedding!
It's a nice day to start again.
There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again!
Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
Woooohh!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again