My mother is the dumbest person alive

[gotsmack]

My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

 

[venk]

/hits gotsmack with slipper

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

 

[MX2]

Youre a d1ck

 

[chuckywang]

She tried to hit you with her slipper?

 

[CrackaLackaZe]

Good example of how I dont want my kids to turn out.

 

[venk]

:camera:

 

[Safeway]

You are an asshole.

 

[larry89]

Wow you are a immature brat.

 

[DAGTA]

Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

Also, while she may be poor in mathematical skills, you seem poor in English skills.

For instance:
1. dumb = mute.
2. It is incorrect to end a sentence in a prepositional phrase.
3. Sentences begin with capital letters.
4. Sentences end with periods, question marks, or exclamation marks.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

 

[compnovice]

You got smacked.........

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

BTW, dumb = mute.

:thumbsup:

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

BTW, dumb = mute.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dumb&x=0&y=0

Main Entry: 1dumb
Pronunciation: 'd&m
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German tumb mute
1 a : lacking the human power of speech <dumb animals> b of a person, often offensive : lacking the ability to speak
2 : temporarily unable to speak (as from shock or astonishment) <struck dumb with fear>
3 : not expressed in uttered words <dumb grief>
4 : SILENT; also : TACITURN
5 : lacking some usual attribute or accompaniment; especially : having no means of self-propulsion <a dumb barge>
6 a : lacking intelligence : STUPID b : showing a lack of intelligence <asking dumb questions> c : requiring no intelligence <dumb luck>
7 : not having the capability to process data <a dumb terminal> -- compare INTELLIGENT 3a
synonym see STUPID
- dumb·ly /'d&m-lE/ adverb
- dumb·ness noun
usage There is evidence that, when applied to persons who cannot speak, dumb has come to be considered offensive.

 

[Twista]

:disgust: its your mom for sakes.. no matter if your smarter than her in some subject. In some households your butt would be on the floor right now for saying that to your mom lol.

 

[intogamer]

LOL asian mom huh? -.-

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Master's in what?

 

[larry89]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Do you live with your mother?

 

[intogamer]

maybe she dunno the amount that was loaned?

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

People say I act like my uncle which is kinda bad because he ain't married!

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Master's in what?

I'm going to go out on limb here and guess it's not English.

 

[Darkstar757]

you are a cawk

 

[larry89]

I guess it is safe to say he stopped replying or is contemplating a witty and smart comeback

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Safeway
You are an asshole.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: larry89
I guess it is safe to say he stopped replying or is contemplating a witty and smart comeback

Or too busy getting a slipper smackdown.