My mother is the dumbest person alive

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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: larry89
I guess it is safe to say he stopped replying or is contemplating a witty and smart comeback

Maybe his mother started beating him with her slipper again. :laugh:
 

DAGTA

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I think it's great that the username is "GotSmack"... that could be bad English for "Got Smacked" :laugh:
 

Orsorum

Lifer
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I've worked in student housing for over three years now, trust me, you don't know the meaning of stupidity.
 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: axelfox
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Master's in what?

I'm going to go out on limb here and guess it's not English.


Strategy

only 14 slots were offered my year for students coming right out of undergrad. I was also the only masters student in the business school to get a teaching assistant position (I was paid from grant money so I wasn't technically a TA) as well as the only masters student to get a grader position (that one was paid straight from department funds)

I would also like to add that my mother's dad is very intelligent, but her mother is not. Of my mother's father's 6 children it is just my mother and her only brother that seem to take after their mother.
 

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larry89

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: DAGTA
Originally posted by: axelfox
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Master's in what?

I'm going to go out on limb here and guess it's not English.


Strategy

only 14 slots were offered my year for students coming right out of undergrad. I was also the only masters studnet in the business school to get a teaching assistant position (I was paid from grant money so I wasn't technically a TA) as well as the only masters student to get a grader position (that one was paid straight from department funds)

I would also like to add that my mother's dad is very intelligent, but her mother is not. Of my mother's father's 6 children it is just my mother and her only brother that seem to take after their mother.

shh
 

laurenlex

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Fvck, another educated idiot who does not know where he came from.

 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.
 

larry89

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So I guess if you hate yourself so much you should just go suicide.

You must, if you have the time to go on a technology review and information site- off topic forum to post how ignorant you think your mother is.

Then came the story of where you came from blah blah I was born this way... blah blah my life is a sham.


>.>
 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: larry89
So I guess if you hate yourself so much you should just go suicide.

You must, if you have the time to go on a technology review and information site- off topic forum to post how ignorant you think your mother is.

Then came the story of where you came from blah blah I was born this way... blah blah my life is a sham.


>.>

I never said I hate myself and I never said my life is a sham. I'm just bored
 

Powermoloch

Lifer
Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is


lol dude.......that's LOOOOWWW if you call your mother a stupid woman....dude....without her, your just some kind of made up molecules somewhere....
 

shimsham

Lifer
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you little fvcker. shes smarter in ways that your ignorant little ass cant even fathom.

you ungrateful tw@t.
 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is


lol dude.......that's LOOOOWWW if you call your mother a stupid woman....dude....without her, your just some kind of made up molecules somewhere....



hey, if the shoe fits.
 

Quasmo

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Someone told my mom they were sanding their yard (like after you airate your lawn) and she thought they were taking sand paper and making sure every blade a grass was even. Shes a landscape architect.
 

Powermoloch

Lifer
Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is


lol dude.......that's LOOOOWWW if you call your mother a stupid woman....dude....without her, your just some kind of made up molecules somewhere....



hey, if the shoe fits.


lol
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Someone told my my they were sanding their yard (like after you airate your lawn) and she thought they were taking sand paper and making sure every blade a grass was even. Shes a landscape architect.

So, is English your second language or are you on the crack pipe right now?
 

mdchesne

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Feb 27, 2005
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Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

dumbass
 

Quasmo

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Jul 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Someone told my mom they were sanding their yard, (like after you airate your lawn) and she thought they were taking sand paper and making sure every blade a grass was even. She's a landscape architect.

So, is English your second language or are you on the crack pipe right now?

 

ktehmok

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.


Like that makes a difference? She carried your worthless ass for nine months, and put up with your sh|t until now.

It doesn't matter if you mother doesn't know, or remember math. You're a jackass. Be quiet and think about how to make it up to her.
 

Powermoloch

Lifer
Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: ktehmok
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.


Like that makes a difference? She carried your worthless ass for nine months, and put up with your sh|t until now.

It doesn't matter if you mother doesn't know, or remember math. You're a jackass. Be quiet and think about how to make it up to her.


Lol that's right man :beer:. Heck I came from a C-section. My mom been through 4 c-sections !!! :shocked: ...just imagine gotsmack...what if you weren't able to get out from a c-section..hmm?
 

OVERKILL

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Jan 28, 2005
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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

Ok, so your book-smart but you still lack respect and common courtesy.
If I was your mom, I would have took a baseball bat to your nuts.
You only have 1 mom, grow up and show her the respect that she deserves.
 
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