My mother is the dumbest person alive

[mflacy]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

BTW, dumb = mute.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dumb&x=0&y=0

Main Entry: 1dumb
Pronunciation: 'd&m
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German tumb mute
1 a : lacking the human power of speech <dumb animals> b of a person, often offensive : lacking the ability to speak
2 : temporarily unable to speak (as from shock or astonishment) <struck dumb with fear>
3 : not expressed in uttered words <dumb grief>
4 : SILENT; also : TACITURN
5 : lacking some usual attribute or accompaniment; especially : having no means of self-propulsion <a dumb barge>
6 a : lacking intelligence : STUPID b : showing a lack of intelligence <asking dumb questions> c : requiring no intelligence <dumb luck>
7 : not having the capability to process data <a dumb terminal> -- compare INTELLIGENT 3a
synonym see STUPID
- dumb·ly /'d&m-lE/ adverb
- dumb·ness noun
usage There is evidence that, when applied to persons who cannot speak, dumb has come to be considered offensive.

gotsmack = asshole

Main Entry: ass·hole
Pronunciation: 'as-"(h)Ol
Function: noun
1 : usually vulgar : ANUS
2 a : usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person
b : usually vulgar : a despicable place -- usually used in the phrase asshole of the universe

 

[forrestroche]

Originally posted by: larry89
I guess it is safe to say he stopped replying or is contemplating a witty and smart comeback

He's over watching my poll. Right now fifty percent of AT members agree with him that his ma is one slipper short of a pair.

 

[Patt]

I would've tried to hit you with my steel-toed boot, not a mere slipper.

 

[Britboy]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

Grow up and show some respect for your mother

 

[Aharami]

OP disgusts me

 

[UpGrD]

If your father lets you talk to your mother like that, then yes you do take after him...................

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

your mom is not the brightest buld, but you are a dick.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Powermoloch

Originally posted by: gotsmack

I am my father's son.

Lol like we know that already

actually it means more than that. The shortest and easiest was to explain it is that I recognize and respect my father.

Actually, it means that you have no respect for women. Good luck with life...you'll need it.

BTW-I still think you're the dumbest person alive for saying that to your mother and for posting it here. You owe your Mom an apology at the very least you ungrateful asshat.

You=PWN3D and I hearby nominate this thread for PWNAGE of the year.

 

[iroast]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

I take after my father's side of the family. I've been told I look like my father's father.

anyway I have a Masters from Rutgers, not the greatest (or the worst) but the only place I could afford to go right out of undergrad.

With a Masters and still haven't learned to respect your elders.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: CrackaLackaZe
Perfect example of how I dont want my kids to turn out.

 

[Cheezeit]

Originally posted by: larry89
Wow you are a immature brat.

 

[Medicine Bear]

She tried to hit you with a slipper? That's a nice white trash maneuver. Was she wearing curlers in her hair? Did she say anything about not playing foosball and how girls was the debil?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: CrackaLackaZe
Good example of how I dont want my kids to turn out.

Too right.

 

[Jzero]

I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree!

 

[igowerf]

For some reason, when I read the thread title, I immediately thought "the OP MUST be Chinese." I'm Taiwanese, btw. I've found that a lot of Chinese Americans act this way, but I don't really understand why.

 

[captains]

yeah she is

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Originally posted by: gotsmack

My degree didn't keep my ass at home rent free during my time in school. It was the fact that while I was in school I help my dad with his business 2 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Now that could have been a typo up there... But my guess is that the "helping" that happened here was as little as the OP could get away with. I can almost picture OP stomping his feet crying "Daaaaaaaaad... do I have to???"

BTW... Just in case you didn't get the point from the other hundred or so others who posted here... You're an ass for talking to your mom like that.

 

[DaShen]

You are just a punk little kid who thinks he knows everything. Wait till you get a little older, then you will realize you don't know anything, just like the rest of us.

Or you could turn out like an asshole that thinks he knows everything because he is older (those guys are funny)

 

[yobarman]

Your father should've spattered you all over your momma's face when he had the chance.

 

[hypn0tik]

OP, you still there? Did your dad kick your ass to the curb?

 

[ironcrotch]

Seriously WTF. Grow the fvck up.

 

[serialkiller]

Calling your parents stupid was something you did when you were in middle school and highschool (the rebel years)... but calling your mom stupid being in graduate school? Im sure you are more intelligent then that.

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: igowerf
For some reason, when I read the thread title, I immediately thought "the OP MUST be Chinese." I'm Taiwanese, btw. I've found that a lot of Chinese Americans act this way, but I don't really understand why.

nah, you guys just instinctively hate us for threatening to nuke your island every 5 minutes or so.

 

[serialkiller]

Originally posted by: igowerf
For some reason, when I read the thread title, I immediately thought "the OP MUST be Chinese." I'm Taiwanese, btw. I've found that a lot of Chinese Americans act this way, but I don't really understand why.

Out of alot of my asian american friends.... the most cocky, arrogant ones that always thought that they were better then everybody were chinese/taiwanese descent (I'm not saying all, so please dont flame)... they always pissed me off...

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: igowerf
For some reason, when I read the thread title, I immediately thought "the OP MUST be Chinese." I'm Taiwanese, btw. I've found that a lot of Chinese Americans act this way, but I don't really understand why.

nah, you guys just instinctively hate us for threatening to nuke your island every 5 minutes or so.

When I said "Chinese," I meant Taiwanese people too.