My mother is the dumbest person alive

[mwmorph]

well to answer your question, china is a very different culture fomr america and many 1st gen chinese americans ahave parents that abide to the chinese customs while they abide by us customs and society. the gap is huge and many things chinese americans expect to do and is accepted by their parents.
For example, my parents didnt think i shoul have a girlfriend until I finished college. Naturally, i had to go behind their backs to date in middle/high school.
While I dont hate my parents, I can see why many would due to the cultural split.

 

[bigj3347]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: NickelTitanium
For someone that is out of college, you should get the hell out of your parent's house.

I'm going to take a guess about you being Korean...

I'm chinese and I'll move the hell out by the end of the year. I just got my masters in late May and I'm finalizing job offers now.

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

You give Chinese people a bad name. I'm ashamed to even be ethinically associated with people like you. Ever consider why she came over here to the States? Maybe so you can get a good education and learn English. It would've been a hell of a lot easier to stay in China/Tawian (wherever). No, she brought you over here, gave you an education just to have you insult her on the internet. Maybe she is stupid, giving birth to a little shi!t like you.

 

[maziwanka]

ah. we've all been there before.

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: bigj3347

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: NickelTitanium
For someone that is out of college, you should get the hell out of your parent's house.

I'm going to take a guess about you being Korean...

I'm chinese and I'll move the hell out by the end of the year. I just got my masters in late May and I'm finalizing job offers now.

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

You give Chinese people a bad name. I'm ashamed to even be ethinically associated with people like you. Ever consider why she came over here to the States? Maybe so you can get a good education and learn English. It would've been a hell of a lot easier to stay in China/Tawian (wherever). No, she brought you over here, gave you an education just to have you insult her on the internet. Maybe she is stupid, giving birth to a little shi!t like you.

qft.
even if your parents refused to pay for college(mine id after i signed up for ROTC), they are nice enough to let yuo live there in exchange for chores. life is not easy and you should quit complaining.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

Die in a fire you ungrateful prick.

 

[Howard]

You have a Master's in "Strategy" but you couldn't strategize how to make your mother understand?

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: gotsmack

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Originally posted by: gotsmack

My degree didn't keep my ass at home rent free during my time in school. It was the fact that while I was in school I help my dad with his business 2 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Now that could have been a typo up there... But my guess is that the "helping" that happened here was as little as the OP could get away with. I can almost picture OP stomping his feet crying "Daaaaaaaaad... do I have to???"

BTW... Just in case you didn't get the point from the other hundred or so others who posted here... You're an ass for talking to your mom like that.

No that was not a typo.

I help my dad 3 days a week now that I am out of school and I worked for him 2 days a week while I was in school.

Sorry for the late replies, but I didn;t think people would kick this thread up in the morning. I had to run to the post office and do some other stuff, so I did not get to take a look at this thread until now.

I also saw PlatinumGold's thread http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1672980&enterthread=y

and if he had bothered to read the thread I proved why the word "dumb" can be used.

 

[BigJ]

I said it before in this thread, and I'll say it again:

You should've been a blowjob.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: gotsmack

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Originally posted by: gotsmack

My degree didn't keep my ass at home rent free during my time in school. It was the fact that while I was in school I help my dad with his business 2 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Now that could have been a typo up there... But my guess is that the "helping" that happened here was as little as the OP could get away with. I can almost picture OP stomping his feet crying "Daaaaaaaaad... do I have to???"

BTW... Just in case you didn't get the point from the other hundred or so others who posted here... You're an ass for talking to your mom like that.

No that was not a typo.

I help my dad 3 days a week now that I am out of school and I worked for him 2 days a week while I was in school.

you're lucky they aren't charging you rent. They put a roof over your head and you call her the dumbest person alive?

I believe my father would have torn me a new one if I EVER said something like that.

Oh well, one day she'll be dead and maybe then you'll realize what she did for you and suffer the remorse and regret of 10,000 tortured souls.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Howard
You have a Master's in "Strategy" but you couldn't strategize how to make your mother understand?

If I thought about it enough I could come up with something, but I was being harassed for an answer on the spot and the best I could come up with is 1.5% is $1.50 for every $100.

and I know she can do simple math such as multiplication.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: bigj3347

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: NickelTitanium
For someone that is out of college, you should get the hell out of your parent's house.

I'm going to take a guess about you being Korean...

I'm chinese and I'll move the hell out by the end of the year. I just got my masters in late May and I'm finalizing job offers now.

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

You give Chinese people a bad name. I'm ashamed to even be ethinically associated with people like you. Ever consider why she came over here to the States? Maybe so you can get a good education and learn English. It would've been a hell of a lot easier to stay in China/Tawian (wherever). No, she brought you over here, gave you an education just to have you insult her on the internet. Maybe she is stupid, giving birth to a little shi!t like you.

No merit in your arguement. My mother's father owned a small chain of dry cleaners in Hong Kong but sold out a few years back. My father's father has been here since the 50's and they have been running the business since the late 50's. My mother only came over because she maried my father.

so I would have been educated regardless of whether or not my mother came over to the states.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: gotsmack

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Originally posted by: gotsmack

My degree didn't keep my ass at home rent free during my time in school. It was the fact that while I was in school I help my dad with his business 2 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

Now that could have been a typo up there... But my guess is that the "helping" that happened here was as little as the OP could get away with. I can almost picture OP stomping his feet crying "Daaaaaaaaad... do I have to???"

BTW... Just in case you didn't get the point from the other hundred or so others who posted here... You're an ass for talking to your mom like that.

No that was not a typo.

I help my dad 3 days a week now that I am out of school and I worked for him 2 days a week while I was in school.

you're lucky they aren't charging you rent. They put a roof over your head and you call her the dumbest person alive?

I believe my father would have torn me a new one if I EVER said something like that.

Oh well, one day she'll be dead and maybe then you'll realize what she did for you and suffer the remorse and regret of 10,000 tortured souls.

they're lucky I don't send them a bill. A room in my area only runs about $450 a month.

My mom doesn't put the roof over my head, my dad does.

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: bigj3347

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: NickelTitanium
For someone that is out of college, you should get the hell out of your parent's house.

I'm going to take a guess about you being Korean...

I'm chinese and I'll move the hell out by the end of the year. I just got my masters in late May and I'm finalizing job offers now.

I would also like to add that my parents have not contributed any money towards my college and graduate education. I live at home rent free because I help my dad with his business 3 days a week and I do stuff around the house like all the yard work, make calls, and translate documents.

You give Chinese people a bad name. I'm ashamed to even be ethinically associated with people like you. Ever consider why she came over here to the States? Maybe so you can get a good education and learn English. It would've been a hell of a lot easier to stay in China/Tawian (wherever). No, she brought you over here, gave you an education just to have you insult her on the internet. Maybe she is stupid, giving birth to a little shi!t like you.

No merit in your arguement. My mother's father owned a small chain of dry cleaners in Hong Kong but sold out a few years back. My father's father has been here since the 50's and they have been running the business since the late 50's. My mother only came over because she maried my father.

so I would have been educated regardless of whether or not my mother came over to the states.

The ungratefulness is great in this one.

 

[proxopspete]

Well, to say the least, you are an ignorant smart a$$...

I was a C-sec baby... and I know few friends who had to have their babies via C-section, and it's not the easiest to recover from you dingbag! You think C-section is easier than regular birth!?!!

If all that education taught you this much, it was wasted. And fyi, my parents (Korean) didn't support me financially thru grad school either, but I have no problem in that. My mom, though not the easiest person to talk with, has taught me more than I can count. You do realize that it was your mom that raised you the most in your childhood, right? My father was too busy most of the time, so I attribute my job (rocket scientist) to my mom. You ungrateful representation of an Asian-American.

Drop by Houston sometime... and I will send you to the moon. 1-way ticket.

And my last point... just wait till you become a parent. I am now a proud father of two and I appreciate even more of what my parents (and esp. my mom) did for me. Where will you be working and what is your full name? So I can warn my friends aroudn the country to avoid you and your prospective company! Sheesh...

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I agree, she is stupid. She should have hit you with a baseball bat.

lol

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

BTW, dumb = mute.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dumb&x=0&y=0

Main Entry: 1dumb
Pronunciation: 'd&m
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German tumb mute
1 a : lacking the human power of speech <dumb animals> b of a person, often offensive : lacking the ability to speak
2 : temporarily unable to speak (as from shock or astonishment) <struck dumb with fear>
3 : not expressed in uttered words <dumb grief>
4 : SILENT; also : TACITURN
5 : lacking some usual attribute or accompaniment; especially : having no means of self-propulsion <a dumb barge>
6 a : lacking intelligence : STUPID b : showing a lack of intelligence <asking dumb questions> c : requiring no intelligence <dumb luck>
7 : not having the capability to process data <a dumb terminal> -- compare INTELLIGENT 3a
synonym see STUPID
- dumb·ly /'d&m-lE/ adverb
- dumb·ness noun
usage There is evidence that, when applied to persons who cannot speak, dumb has come to be considered offensive.

haha you proved his point you moron. THINGS ARE DUMB. PEOPLE (read you) are STUPID.

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.

So having a cesarean section is not giving birth?

I think you made a mistake.... your mother isn't the dumbest person alive...

well, traditionally birth is a term used for natural birth and a a c-section is a c-section.

I was trying to make a point that I was not really born, but extracted.
I guess that is not much of an arguement anyway.

My own IQ just dropped 80 points after reading this.

lol.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: proxopspete
Well, to say the least, you are an ignorant smart a$$...

I was a C-sec baby... and I know few friends who had to have their babies via C-section, and it's not the easiest to recover from you dingbag! You think C-section is easier than regular birth!?!!

If all that education taught you this much, it was wasted. And fyi, my parents (Korean) didn't support me financially thru grad school either, but I have no problem in that. My mom, though not the easiest person to talk with, has taught me more than I can count. You do realize that it was your mom that raised you the most in your childhood, right? My father was too busy most of the time, so I attribute my job (rocket scientist) to my mom. You ungrateful representation of an Asian-American.

Drop by Houston sometime... and I will send you to the moon. 1-way ticket.

And my last point... just wait till you become a parent. I am now a proud father of two and I appreciate even more of what my parents (and esp. my mom) did for me. Where will you be working and what is your full name? So I can warn my friends aroudn the country to avoid you and your prospective company! Sheesh...

My parents didn't pay for my undergrad either. Also my mom used to work all the time when I was in grade school and stopped working when I was in high school. So she actually didn't teach me much of anything.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Toasthead

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Besides, you don't sound too bright, yourself. Consider that you inherited half of your traits from her and you're telling everyone she is 'the dumbest person alive'.

BTW, dumb = mute.

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dumb&x=0&y=0

Main Entry: 1dumb
Pronunciation: 'd&m
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German tumb mute
1 a : lacking the human power of speech <dumb animals> b of a person, often offensive : lacking the ability to speak
2 : temporarily unable to speak (as from shock or astonishment) <struck dumb with fear>
3 : not expressed in uttered words <dumb grief>
4 : SILENT; also : TACITURN
5 : lacking some usual attribute or accompaniment; especially : having no means of self-propulsion <a dumb barge>
6 a : lacking intelligence : STUPID b : showing a lack of intelligence <asking dumb questions> c : requiring no intelligence <dumb luck>
7 : not having the capability to process data <a dumb terminal> -- compare INTELLIGENT 3a
synonym see STUPID
- dumb·ly /'d&m-lE/ adverb
- dumb·ness noun
usage There is evidence that, when applied to persons who cannot speak, dumb has come to be considered offensive.

haha you proved his point you moron. THINGS ARE DUMB. PEOPLE (read you) are STUPID.

no, #6 shows that Stupid is a synonym and thus can be used interchangeably

 

[Xyclone]

You're just mad at your mom because you were an accident, right?

 

[proxopspete]

Originally posted by: gotsmack
My parents didn't pay for my undergrad either. Also my mom used to work all the time when I was in grade school and stopped working when I was in high school. So she actually didn't teach me much of anything.

I wasn't exactly referring to your school years... I was referring to your toddler/infant years! My mom worked as well... she actually went to college when I was in elementary school... and was a nurse when I was in high school. And when I refer to "teaching me", I don't imply anything of academic necessarily... but to raise you and teach you to be a human!

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
You're just mad at your mom because you were an accident, right?

no, I'm not mad at her and I'm not an accident. my parents were married for almost 2 years before they had me.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: BigJ
You should've been a blowjob.

Teh Winnar!!!

 

[Valkerie]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
She gave you 50% of your genes, you ungrateful brat.

 

[RiDE]

Hi, I have a Masters from Rutgers. That gives me permission be a stuck up asshole. :roll: