My mother is the dumbest person alive

[RiDE]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Xyclone
You're just mad at your mom because you were an accident, right?

no, I'm not mad at her and I'm not an accident. my parents were married for almost 2 years before they had me.

If your dad married your mom, and you look up to your dad, but at the same time you think your mom is stupid, does that make you dumber than your dad?

 

[Amplifier]

The OP isn't stuck up. His mom is stupid. If any of these posters are feeling empathy for her, drink bleach.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.

So having a cesarean section is not giving birth?

I think you made a mistake.... your mother isn't the dumbest person alive...

well, traditionally birth is a term used for natural birth and a a c-section is a c-section.

I was trying to make a point that I was not really born, but extracted.
I guess that is not much of an arguement anyway.

so i guess that means you don't have a birthday , but a c-section day eh?

you have a weak arguement, for an Asian who's suppose to respect their elders, you failed at life.

also, living at home rent free just for helping around the house is not contributing to your education? you fvcking asshole, try living by youself then and see if you can afford the rent.

 

[Terabyte]

Tried to hit you with some slippers..LMAO

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: RiDE

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Xyclone
You're just mad at your mom because you were an accident, right?

no, I'm not mad at her and I'm not an accident. my parents were married for almost 2 years before they had me.

If your dad married your mom, and you look up to your dad, but at the same time you think your mom is stupid, does that make you dumber than your dad?

no, I never said I look up to my dad, I just said I respect him.

 

[RiDE]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
The OP isn't stuck up. His mom is stupid. If any of these posters are feeling empathy for her, drink bleach.

Were your parents born in the US?

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: UncleWai
dumb enough to give birth to you, you ungrateful fvck.

I was born through a cesarean section (classic cut) my mom showed me the scar when I was little. (I'm serious)

so that takes the wind out of your arguement.

So having a cesarean section is not giving birth?

I think you made a mistake.... your mother isn't the dumbest person alive...

well, traditionally birth is a term used for natural birth and a a c-section is a c-section.

I was trying to make a point that I was not really born, but extracted.
I guess that is not much of an arguement anyway.

so i guess that means you don't have a birthday , but a c-section day eh?

you have a weak arguement, for an Asian who's suppose to respect their elders, you failed at life.

also, living at home rent free just for helping around the house is not contributing to your education? you fvcking asshole, try living by youself then and see if you can afford the rent.

I already admitted that it was not much of an arguement, and I do a lot more than help out around the house.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: gotsmack
they're lucky I don't send them a bill. A room in my area only runs about $450 a month.

My mom doesn't put the roof over my head, my dad does.

Lucky you don't send THEM a bill? :laugh:

It would be hilarious if your father read this thread and showed you his appreciation to your attitude.

The best and worst thing that could ever happen to you is for you to have a son just like you.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
The OP isn't stuck up. His mom is stupid. If any of these posters are feeling empathy for her, drink bleach.

you are the epitome of the internet tough guy.

 

[tikwanleap]

/hits gotsmack with slipper.

 

[proxopspete]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
The OP isn't stuck up. His mom is stupid. If any of these posters are feeling empathy for her, drink bleach.

Wow... the population of the "Smart A$$ Jerks" just doubled!
It's not about how intelligent (or rather lack of) your mom is, but rather how you treat her as a person AND your mom! Idiot...

 

[SketchMaster]

Even Hitler loved his Mother.

 

[shuan24]

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Even Hitler loved his Mother.

lol and look at what a good role model he is!

 

[BatmanNate]

Typically, young men who are unkind and disrespectful to their mothers do poorly in their relationships with other women as well. This may explain some of your angst.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Safeway
You are an asshole.

 

[SketchMaster]

Originally posted by: shuan24

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Even Hitler loved his Mother.

lol and look at what a good role model he is!

Just saying that even a genocidal Fascist respected his mother.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Whether or not your mother understands certain math concepts, she is still your mother. Calling her 'the dumbest person alive' on a message board with over 100,000 members is extremely disrespectful.

Agreed. :thumbsup:

Didn't you learn any f'ing respect from that prissy education of yours? Condescending your mother for crap like that is immature and unappreciative, and deserves a good beat down.

Respect is not a right, you are not entitled to it from birth.

I only have respect for people who respect things such as private and public property as well as common courtesy, none of which my mother has demonstrated.

I am my father's son.

Wow. It amazes me how you sit here and brag about having a Master's degree and yet YOU are the one who seems to be stupid. Is your mother a vandal or something? Does she beat up other people's buildings with her slippers? Is this why you give her no respect?

No, she probably stays home so she can take care of you and wash your underwear and you go and do a ridiculously disrespectful thing like call her stupid. She should've hit you with a lot more than a slipper and then your dad should've kicked you out. But hey, then you could consider yourself lucky because you'd only be paying $450 a month for a room instead of busting your a$$ helping them out:roll: Do yourself a favor and strategically plan a way to apologize to your mother for being an idiot.

 

[classy]

Wow thats just ignorant.

 

[LookingGlass]

Can't you just feel the love in here, oh yeah.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: Xyclone
You're just mad at your mom because you were an accident, right?

no, I'm not mad at her and I'm not an accident. my parents were married for almost 2 years before they had me.

:roll:

 

[Miramonti]

I don't blame gotsmacked for defending his behavior that's being compared to little more than what an amoeba would do in the same circumstances, altho its just not all that convincing.

 

[IonYou]

Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

Did you ever consider that what she was asking was how much the loan was for and not how much 1.5% of something is? I would think most people would know what 1.5% os something means.

 

[Excelsior]

Fvcking chode.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: cheesewhiz
Heh you sure can tell who the non-parents and who the parents are in here..

Non-parents: wtf is the big deal, parent's aren't always right about everything
Parents: I'll eviscerate you and feast on your entrails you child of SATAN!!!11!eleventyone!1!

As a non-parent... i recognize that parents can be idiots. But i usually restrict my internet ranting to specific situations.

Uh..what thread have you been reading? Almost every post not made by gotsmack that I have read is a negative remark directed towards him, not made about his mother.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: IonYou

Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

Did you ever consider that what she was asking was how much the loan was for and not how much 1.5% of something is? I would think most people would know what 1.5% os something means.

She didn't tell me how much was borrowed.