My mother is the dumbest person alive

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moshquerade

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: IonYou
Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

Did you ever consider that what she was asking was how much the loan was for and not how much 1.5% of something is? I would think most people would know what 1.5% os something means.

She didn't tell me how much was borrowed.
did you come right out and tell her, "you are the dumbest person alive"
?

 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Typically, young men who are unkind and disrespectful to their mothers do poorly in their relationships with other women as well. This may explain some of your angst.
that is SO TRUE :thumbsup:
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Typically, young men who are unkind and disrespectful to their mothers do poorly in their relationships with other women as well. This may explain some of your angst.
that is SO TRUE :thumbsup:

I couldn't agree more.

There's a difference between a 'moma's boy' and and a true man who loves his mother.

thankfully I grew the fvck up and learned the difference. When you finally realize what your folks did for you and appreciate them you become an adult. The OP is clearly a child.

Anybody who doesn't respect their parents and calls them "stupid" will fail at life. I predict much hardship for the OP.
 

RKS

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I believe I read somewhere that the genes for intelligence in male offspring are tied to the chromosomes from the female parent.
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
My mother asked me about my sibling's student loans 5 minutes ago. She wanted to know the cost of borrowing money. I told her the subsidized loan only had a 1.5% loan fee and was interest free for 6 months after graduation. Then she asked me around 5 times how much that was to which I answered "1.5% of whatever money is borrowed" and once I said "if you borrow $100, you would have to pay $1.50"

after that I said "I can't talk to you, you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying and I don't know how to make it any simpler", she then tried to hit me with her slipper.


cliffs:
1. my mother is too stupid to understand what 1.5% is

I think I get it...you're an ingrate.
 

UptheMiddle

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Dec 28, 2003
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Your "education" has taught you little in the way of life, you p.o.s.

A Master's degree.....LMFAO!!! Do you feel like a big and important person now? Taking the low road to show something which cannot be seen (you're 'lofty' intelligence'). Does the phrase "sharp as a pound of wet leather" mean anything to you, moron?
 

gotsmack

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Originally posted by: UptheMiddle
Your "education" has taught you little in the way of life, you p.o.s.

A Master's degree.....LMFAO!!! Do you feel like a big and important person now? Taking the low road to show something which cannot be seen (you're 'lofty' intelligence'). Does the phrase "sharp as a pound of wet leather" mean anything to you, moron?



I never said I was better than someone because I had a masters degree. I only brought that up to 1. Give reason as to why I had not yet moved out and 2. prove I wasn't an idiot.
 

proxopspete

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
I never said I was better than someone because I had a masters degree. I only brought that up to 1. Give reason as to wht ihad not yet moved out and 2. prove I wasn't an idiot.

I disagree with #2 there...
 

Powermoloch

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Originally posted by: serialkiller
Calling your parents stupid was something you did when you were in middle school and highschool (the rebel years)... but calling your mom stupid being in graduate school? Im sure you are more intelligent then that.


alright man, that's what i'm looking for :beer:
 

lavagirl669

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Originally posted by: gotsmack

I am my father's son.

Lol like we know that already


actually it means more than that. The shortest and easiest was to explain it is that I recognize and respect my father.

Well then your Father should beat the fvck out of you for the way you disrespect your Mother.
 

Powermoloch

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Typically, young men who are unkind and disrespectful to their mothers do poorly in their relationships with other women as well. This may explain some of your angst.
that is SO TRUE :thumbsup:


I love my mom ! god...for 8 years without a father, now my brothers grew up w/ a nice education and now myself being in a university...now that's sweet
 

bootymac

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Damn.. she's might be stupid, but she's your mom for fsck's sake.. The least you could do is try to help her understand instead of being an asshole :roll:
 

JME Fidelity

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LMAO.
OK 1) Why the hell would you post this on Anandtech? What did you honestly think the reaction would be? "YA SHEZ DUBM MAN, UR S0 RITE"
2) Quit being such a disrespectful bitch. Im 15 and if my mom doesnt understand something, I will help her understand it in a logical manner. Not yelling more crap at her that will just make her even more comfused. You suck at explaining things
3) A masters degree doesnt prove your not an idiot.
4) Please leave AT and kill yourself. Thanks

Have a nice day
 

shopbruin

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Jul 12, 2000
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extremely rude. do not do that to your mother. especially at your age. i'd half expect this from a angst ridden teenager.
 

jEnus

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Apparently she was smart enough to keep your sorry @ss alive while you were an infant.
 

The Linuxator

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Originally posted by: UptheMiddle
Your "education" has taught you little in the way of life, you p.o.s.

A Master's degree.....LMFAO!!! Do you feel like a big and important person now? Taking the low road to show something which cannot be seen (you're 'lofty' intelligence'). Does the phrase "sharp as a pound of wet leather" mean anything to you, moron?

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: Powermoloch
Originally posted by: gotsmack

I am my father's son.

Lol like we know that already


actually it means more than that. The shortest and easiest was to explain it is that I recognize and respect my father.

Well then your Father should beat the fvck out of you for the way you disrespect your Mother.

Originally posted by: JME Fidelity
LMAO.
OK 1) Why the hell would you post this on Anandtech? What did you honestly think the reaction would be? "YA SHEZ DUBM MAN, UR S0 RITE"
2) Quit being such a disrespectful bitch. Im 15 and if my mom doesnt understand something, I will help her understand it in a logical manner. Not yelling more crap at her that will just make her even more comfused. You suck at explaining things
3) A masters degree doesnt prove your not an idiot.
4) Please leave AT and kill yourself. Thanks

Have a nice day

Originally posted by: yassine
retard

Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
this is a dumb thread.

Originally posted by: jEnus
Apparently she was smart enough to keep your sorry @ss alive while you were an infant.


Look you brat , you need a strong charachter to be around you, example a father, if I were your father and hear you spewing some BS like what you have said in your post to my wife, I swear in God I would have taken my baseball bat and end up shattering your skull into fragments, YOU IGNORANT DUMBSH!T :thumbsdown:

The bottom line is :

Originally posted by: Safeway
You are an asshole.
 

dejacky

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