My mother keeps calling!!!

moechi125

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My mom has been bugging me for a week to fix her PC at home. I said i was going to come over this weekend. well its 9.30 on sunday and i never went to her house. She called me just a momment ago yelling that i must come and fix it tonight or else. . i'm trying to tell her i'll come tommorow and she keeps insisiting to go tongiht. she says the PC is making a grinding noise. She for some reason thinks the PC is going to blow up..
 

mechBgon

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Guesses:

1) a sleeve-bearing fan needs its motor label peeled back, and its sleeve bearing given a drop of automatic-transmission fluid to lubricate it

2) it has malware of some kind, making the HDD thrash

3) #1 and #2
 

mechBgon

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Sleeve-bearing can usually be lubed too, the label on the motor hub generally covers the end of the motor spindle and you can just plop a drop of lube right in there and then stick the label back on.
 

moechi125

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its an HP desktop PC. . . man. .i must of really pissed her off.... she hung up on me and told me she is going to take my name off the insurance for my car. . .

she also said if i don't go there than not to call her my mother anymore.

shes one tough mother. . . i don't understand her sometimes. . its just pc.... aslong as its working you will be fine. .
 

GonzoDaGr8

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Originally posted by: mechBgon
Sleeve-bearing can usually be lubed too, the label on the motor hub generally covers the end of the motor spindle and you can just plop a drop of lube right in there and then stick the label back on.

Yeah, older video card fans are famous for the sleeved bearings. little bit o' lube though clears it up..For a while.
 

GonzoDaGr8

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Originally posted by: moechi125
its an HP desktop PC. . . man. .i must of really pissed her off.... she hung up on me and told me she is going to take my name off the insurance for my car. . .

she also said if i don't go there than not to call her my mother anymore.

shes one tough mother. . . i don't understand her sometimes. . its just pc.... aslong as its working you will be fine. .
What's the problem of going over there and at least looking at it?

 

imported_itr

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Originally posted by: moechi125
its an HP desktop PC. . . man. .i must of really pissed her off.... she hung up on me and told me she is going to take my name off the insurance for my car. . .

she also said if i don't go there than not to call her my mother anymore.

shes one tough mother. . . i don't understand her sometimes. . its just pc.... aslong as its working you will be fine. .

lol, better drive up to your mother's house and go fix her computer. it's just a fan issue so that shouldn't take more than 20 minutes.
 

mechBgon

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If she's been asking all week, then it's probably about time you got around to it. Go out and buy her a lemon merengue pie (my mom is teh crAzy for LM pie) as a peace offering, and oil her fan or whatever the deal is.
 

ChicagoPCGuy

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Now listen here you ingrate. She brought your little screamin' butt into this world, probably regretting every second of it every since, and you had better get over there and fix it.

It's your MOM we are talking about here.

Nuff said.
 

Wingznut

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Originally posted by: moechi125
I said i was going to come over this weekend. well its 9.30 on sunday and i never went to her house.
Seriously... You can't figure out why she's annoyed?

mechBgon is right. Pick up something nice on the way over... TONIGHT!
 

ComatoseDelirium

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Tell her to eff off, and make her pay you 20 bucks an hour for any tech advice/work, and call her Mrs. BlahBlah not mom.
 

moechi125

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i'm just going to go to her house tommorow. . its a 30min drive. . .its 10.30 and i'm tired. . .i just can't seem to get myself off this PC. . .
 

ComatoseDelirium

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Originally posted by: moechi125
i'm just going to go to her house tommorow. . its a 30min drive. . .its 10.30 and i'm tired. . .i just can't seem to get myself off this PC. . .

Good good.. flip her the bird for me.. praise satan
 

ribbon13

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Originally posted by: ComatoseDelirium
Tell her to eff off, and make her pay you 20 bucks an hour for any tech advice/work, and call her Mrs. Bitchalot not mom.

Fixed. :thumbsup:
 

villageidiot111

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Tell her the video card is making the noise, and it will cost $100 to order a new one. Then lube the fan and pocket a cool $100.
 

moechi125

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Originally posted by: villageidiot111
Tell her the video card is making the noise, and it will cost $100 to order a new one. Then lube the fan and pocket a cool $100.

tbe PC is like 4months old...it has a 3yr parts & onsite labor... so thats out of the option
 

Nipples

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Originally posted by: moechi125
its an HP desktop PC. . . man. .i must of really pissed her off.... she hung up on me and told me she is going to take my name off the insurance for my car. . .

she also said if i don't go there than not to call her my mother anymore.

shes one tough mother. . . i don't understand her sometimes. . its just pc.... aslong as its working you will be fine. .



I received a piece of advice the other day on this site that might be better suited for your situation, then again I am just a Noob.

Instead of fixing her problem, just go to Dell and buy her a brand new computer for $399. You accomplish two things; 1) your fix her problem 2) you give her something.

That will be $3.00. Thank you for your attention.
 

pwrstick

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If possible, try and replicate the following scenario. It should help to promptly rectify your mother's dilemma.

First: you need two people unexperienced with computers.
Second: secure a set of walkie talkies, and a cell phone.

Now, while rushing to the airport, have the first person (we'll call this person "Mom" for our purposes here) call you on your cell phone. "Mom" should be connected to "Dad" via a walkie talkie from roughly one mile away. Now, in this scenario, "Dad" is having a technical difficulty on a computer not of his own posession. "Dad" is telling "Mom" via walkie talkie what prompts he is receiving from the troubled computer, and then "Mom" reports to you "Dad's" data via the cell phone which you are using whilst trying to locate your itinerary and boarding passes. Also, don't forget that your flight leaves in one hour and you're not sure about security line lengths at this hour of the day.

Also, make sure that "Mom" has no idea what is going on, and while "Dad" is more experienced with the vernacular of computers, this is quickly made null and void by "Mom's" translation to you a la "the Phone Game" (remember pre-school?) I.e., "Dad's" report of "Destination host unreachable" should be read by "Mom" as "He can't see the toast. Are those the flying toasters?" (By the way it helps if the walkie talkie connection is somewhat garbled).

Now, while your flight leaves in about 40 minutes and you're meeting light resistance on the freeway, you should become properly frustrated. This is normal, but don't worry, this is far from over.

Continue to ask "Mom" to tell "Dad" to "PING" the destination, not "DING". Wait for parental bickering to subside as needed so that you may continue to send instructions that will no doubt be reinterpreted and resubmitted by "Mom".

With 30 minutes to make your flight (thank god it's SouthWest) tell "Mom" to tell "Dad" to "recalibrate the flux capacitor". Hang up as needed.

Repeat as often as necessary. Results may vary.
HTH
-Phil
 

John P

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pwrstick,

Dude, knock it off. You're gonna make me pee if I laugh any harder...................

Where in the world did you come up with that story? Real life experience?

I've helped my mom attempt to fix her computer so many times over the phone, sometimes with my dad helping so I can relate.
 
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