My neighbor is a complete tool...

[dbk]

finally a good parody... :thumbsup:

 

[KevinCU]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Xanis
i see what you did there

7/10 - bonus points for getting everyone to believe you

as soon as he said "job" i knew it was shens.

good job though. nicely done.

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: NSFW
He is one of those guys that stands at the end of his driveway monitoring everyone's movements. He gives a shitty fake wave when I see him, but I can tell he is mumbling something under his breath. What makes it worse is that he is on the home owners association, so he thinks its his duty to keep track of everyone.

Well tonite I had just got done working my shift at the animal hospital. Its a crappy job but it pays the bills while I am in school to become a vet. I had to put down this old lady's lab that she had for something like 15 years. I held both their hands while Sady slipped away. I was so sad by the time I got home that I decided to take out my frustrations on my lawn. I was still in my scrubs when I smelled smoke and heard a commotion. I guess a house the next block over was on fire. The tool neighbor comes out and starts running up and down the street. I'm not sure what he was doing but he looked like Shaggy after him and Scooby spotted a ghost. The firemen and cops got there pretty darn quick, which is good I guess. But Mr. Nosey is staring at me like he wants me to do something. That got me even more pissed off. I mean, I shovel dog shit for a living and this guy acts like I am supposed to rip off my scrubs and reveal the S on my chest????

I can't wait to move. I've had my house on the market for a while now but everyone knows how fucked up the HOA is here.

he's nothing compared to that neighbour in Toronto I posted about on Saturday.

 

[sandmanwake]

I think he has a crush on you. As long as he hasn't written you any notes you should be fairly safe. The note writers are the ones most likely to try to rape you when you least expect it.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake
I think he has a crush on you. As long as he hasn't written you any notes you should be fairly safe. The note writers are the ones most likely to try to rape you when you least expect it.

its not rape if you yell SURPRISE!

/DnOR

 

[Riceninja]

this is beautiful.

 

[zinfamous]

OK, upgraded to 11/10 b/c parodied OP shows up here and continues his drunken whining.

:laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[sandorski]

:laugh:

 

[slayer202]

this is why god invented alcohol and women

 

[thescreensavers]

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2290232&enterthread=y

 

[MrMatt]

This might be my favorite parody thread of all time. 10/10

 

[biggestmuff]

Is this a parody thread or is OP just being emo?

EDIT: oops, I didn't see the link above.

 

[IEC]

10/10

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Not bad. 8/10.

 

[newnameman]

LOL

 

[AmdEmAll]

The guy at the end of my street stands in his garage or driveway all the time. Every time I look out the window or go outside he is standing there smoking and staring down the street like he owns it.

 

[IGBT]

sign him up for lots n lots of junk mail.

 

[Koharski]

does anybody like tom waits?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: slayer202
this is why god invented alcohol and women

Thats rape man

 

[coldmeat]

Next time you see him taking out the garbage I recommend this.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Next time you see him taking out the garbage I recommend this.

lol

 

[Fayd]

nobody dares parody my threads.

tbh, i dont think anybody would want to.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
OK, upgraded to 11/10 b/c parodied OP shows up here and continues his drunken whining.

:laugh:

:thumbsup:

while this is an excellent example of how to make a parody, it doesnt score higher than a B due to the lack of epicness of the thread being parodied.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: NSFW
He is one of those guys that stands at the end of his driveway monitoring everyone's movements. He gives a shitty fake wave when I see him, but I can tell he is mumbling something under his breath. What makes it worse is that he is on the home owners association, so he thinks its his duty to keep track of everyone.

Well tonite I had just got done working my shift at the animal hospital. Its a crappy job but it pays the bills while I am in school to become a vet. I had to put down this old lady's lab that she had for something like 15 years. I held both their hands while Sady slipped away. I was so sad by the time I got home that I decided to take out my frustrations on my lawn. I was still in my scrubs when I smelled smoke and heard a commotion. I guess a house the next block over was on fire. The tool neighbor comes out and starts running up and down the street. I'm not sure what he was doing but he looked like Shaggy after him and Scooby spotted a ghost. The firemen and cops got there pretty darn quick, which is good I guess. But Mr. Nosey is staring at me like he wants me to do something. That got me even more pissed off. I mean, I shovel dog shit for a living and this guy acts like I am supposed to rip off my scrubs and reveal the S on my chest????

I can't wait to move. I've had my house on the market for a while now but everyone knows how fucked up the HOA is here.

Oh man this is good.

A+++ 10/10 Will Read Again.

 

[Kelemvor]

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